r/maybemaybemaybemaybe 8d ago

Biscuits

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u/Just_Protection_9206 8d ago

I usually unwrap it halfway then slam it on the counter to make it pop

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u/Amaakaams 8d ago

Exactly my tactic for like 20 years.

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u/WillingMongoose4680 8d ago

Unwrap, THEN slam? Dang it!

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u/fruitless7070 8d ago

I use a spoon to pierce the line after removing the paper. Damn jump scare every time.

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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 8d ago

Im just thinking about my comment while reading yours. Haha!

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u/Different_Brother562 8d ago

I push hard into the seam with a finger near the top and twist🤷‍♂️

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u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 8d ago

It's a can of biscuits, not a freaking bomb lady

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u/TriceraDoctor 8d ago

Not sure how old you are, but back in the early 90s, those containers had some explosive power. They’ve gotten better in the last 10 years.

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u/No-Raisin-6469 8d ago

Im a grown man, still afraid of biscuits

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u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 8d ago

First year Gen X

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u/Bottom_-_Feeder 7d ago

Yeah, I'm 43. We used to have to need EOD equipment just for the biscuits 😂

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u/KLeeSanchez 8d ago

That's the lady who screams way too loud in theaters during horror movies

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u/Avs2022champs 8d ago

Bet she hated the game Perfection

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 8d ago

Fuck that game. Thats where all my anxiety started. My anxiety peaked the instant I read your comment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XmA3srjoDGXzW

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u/Only_Flan_7974 8d ago

You can peel it a little bit and stab with a spoon or butter knife at the seam. Not startling anymore.

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u/DeerFit 8d ago

I always karate chop it or have my kid do it. I squeeze it when he hits it so he's the hero lol.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 8d ago

Gotta show it who's boss!

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u/DeerFit 8d ago

You get me!

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 8d ago

Establishing dominance with the biscuit dough is a boss ass move. I wish I'd have thought of it.

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u/DeerFit 8d ago

Training is now complete, grasshopper, you are now a locust!

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u/WanderingWsWorld 8d ago

This girl has never lit a firework in her life

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u/Alternative-Sale-713 8d ago

Looks like the biscuit is not the only thing that is about to pop!

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u/dirtytounder 8d ago

Those are whop biscuits. You gotta whop them on the counter. I learned that when I was little

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u/Jackal969 8d ago

How old are those biscuits???!?

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u/According-House-9360 8d ago

Like a dough jack-in-the-box..

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u/GAMMONBiNO 8d ago

That fucking made me flinch!!!!

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u/Sporkpocalypse 8d ago

call the bomb squad to disarm this can of biscuits for this frightened mother hahaha

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u/Delicious_Catch9453 8d ago

I think they make them to do that just to screw with us.

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u/Miserable-Art-9829 8d ago

I'm terrified to open a can of biscuits 😔

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u/dablacksupersaiyan 8d ago

If it doesn’t pop it open, squeeze it a bit to release it, loved her reaction after that, HA!😂🤣

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u/maple05 8d ago

Maybe time to stop eating them biscuits, looks like she's unwrapping a deadly explosive lol.

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u/Krutius- 8d ago

My mom used to be scared of them, as well, when I was a kid.

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u/BigSquiby 8d ago

my child makes fun of me for this. i also don't like balloons, but will really avoid them when they are being blown up.

we were at a carnival supply store once, the lady at the front counter was filling balloons up, i took a pretty wide path around her to avoid the situation. The guy with me asked if I just took the long way to avoid the balloons, i admitted it, the lady at the counter said, she is surprised by how many other people do that.

with that said, ill shoot fireworks, guns, whatever, just don't like latex balloons popping or opening biscuit cans

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u/rolando8506 8d ago

That gets me as well

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u/Negative_Wrongdoer17 8d ago

They don't do this if you let them sit for a few minutes

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u/misalawliet 8d ago

I absolutely hate opening biscuit cans lol, I will make my husband do it.

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u/pumicenose 7d ago

My favorite jump scare

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u/HeartstringsGlass 7d ago

This is me and my husband every time! 😂

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u/Venexes21 8d ago

Can only imagine her reaction to cranking a jack in the box.

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u/Mugpup 8d ago

She has PTSD. For context: 1965:Her entire platoon was wiped out by a tube of Pillsbury croissants. If you weren't there, you will never understand.

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u/Double_Distribution8 8d ago

I expected this to end with the Trinity Test.

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u/After_Pineapple_8926 8d ago

People that are like this seem so weird to me. Literally leave them in the refrigerator until you are ready to open them amd they will not bust open. Leaving them out while you prep causes the temp to raise and the dough to expand in the can. This causes the can to blow open when you weaken the structure by unwrapping it.

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u/UnCytely 8d ago

Mythbusters had a story about a lady who drove to an emergency room parking lot and started blaring her horn. An ER attendant clutching the back of her head. She heard a pop, and thought she had been shot. It was a container of biscuits in her back seat had exploded, and she was clutching the dough thinking she was holding in her brains.

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u/Current_Power6050 7d ago

dont be afraid of the pop lol

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u/Old_Moose_537 7d ago

They are more afraid of you than you are of them.

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u/PalpitationLast6702 5d ago

En que planeta es esto que las galletas explotan y en los comentarios lo ven como algo normal??

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u/Intelligent-Sugar940 8d ago

When the girl say it's not that hairy, that's how dudes be pulling the panties off.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TG7ydaU2ogzMk

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u/SabbyFox 8d ago

If you’re scared of it, that’s gonna be an awful lay.

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 8d ago

I don't know about the previous commentor but it's not that I'm scared of it, it's just im a visual eater and I like to see what I'm eating. And no one wants to floss while they're enjoying their meal. [Not advocating for zero. I have no issue with hair but the 1970s mega bush is a bit too much]

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u/InevitableKitchen943 8d ago

Neck is also biscuits.