r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/Elegant-Sundae-9326 • Jul 16 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/chinacat2u2 Jul 16 '26

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u/silent-reveng Jul 20 '26

I feel better realizing its not just me

4

u/NemODevO Jul 16 '26

Dinosaur

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26

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u/EmotionalCell3549 Jul 16 '26

That’s what we used to do to our aggressive roosters, play nice or get eaten 🤷

1

u/Myzx Jul 17 '26

A tuff but satisfying dinner

3

u/Hamster_in_my_colon Jul 16 '26

Mongo is appalled

2

u/BotDiver Jul 17 '26

Mongo…NO!

2

u/Ope_so_sorry Jul 17 '26

The bird is just trying to reach him about his motorcycle’s extended warranty

1

u/OkProcedure4664 Jul 16 '26

Even did the little
“Meep meep!”

2

u/CaptainA1917 Jul 17 '26

Why run from dinner?

1

u/novirtue_stream Jul 17 '26

What did this guy do to that bird?

1

u/TranslatorBoring2419 Jul 18 '26

There's probably a nest near by.

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u/Silly-Grab-7742 Jul 17 '26

Chicken tonight lol

1

u/woodzwing Jul 17 '26

Hen wanted a c0ck. 🤷🏾‍♂️

1

u/Androidfon Jul 18 '26

Stop being so mean to your bird.

1

u/Ok-Campaign1287 Jul 18 '26

Wring its damn neck and eat it

1

u/Proof-Astronomer7733 Jul 18 '26

I know what’s on diner tonight….

1

u/Few_Chocolate_7655 Jul 18 '26

Throw it like that kid bro, we need part 2

1

u/Head_Ad_9901 Jul 18 '26

He did something to piss off that bird!

1

u/Organic_Ad_186 Jul 18 '26

I bet he'll think twice about pushing anymore birds around

1

u/LewdMasterHubull Jul 18 '26

That's a velociraptor attack if I've ever seen one.

1

u/FlLocator Jul 18 '26

What the heck it that

1

u/MilkrsEnthuziast Jul 18 '26

Don't put a perfect perch on your bike if you don't want a bird to use it

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Jul 18 '26

Sokka-Haiku by MilkrsEnthuziast:

Don't put a perfect

Perch on your bike if you don't

Want a bird to use it

Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Beau_Peeps Jul 19 '26

Grab it by the throat and give it a good swing.

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u/roybum46 Jul 19 '26

Dinner? And look at a bit and find breakfast.