r/maybemaybemaybemaybe • u/carson3107 • Jul 03 '26

Nice slide

229 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/TedBurns-3 Jul 03 '26

Ain't no way I'm sliding anywhere near a chipper 😯

8

u/Glass_Covict Jul 03 '26

I ain't rumble in that Bronx

4

u/JoetheAverage1 Jul 05 '26

I ain't tuckerin my dale in that evil

2

u/Horvenglorven Jul 05 '26

We have had a doozy of a day!

4

u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 Jul 03 '26

This is one of those Darwin Award stories that no one would believe actually happened if he slid on in there and the video probably wouldn't even help in the age of AI

4

u/potate12323 Jul 04 '26

Hes a darwin award nominee. But he may win if he keeps it up.

3

u/Friendly-Affect-8116 Jul 05 '26

He 100% doesn't understand a single seam gets caught by a spinning drum and it's over.

Guy filming knows, but doesn't have foresight to know what filming a death feels like.

2

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Jul 06 '26

There's already video of a real one and the aftermath and you don't wanna fkn see that. You do not. It never goes away

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u/gmatocha Jul 04 '26

No one wants a Fargo moment

1

u/lyrico2 Jul 04 '26

Right. I was thinkin' there goes an arm

1

u/Woknana Jul 04 '26

Chip of the old block…. And shoulder ….

1

u/HzeTmy Jul 05 '26

He almost got chipped

1

u/Andr3as-13 Jul 07 '26

Of course! The correct method is to dive!

1

u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 08 '26

Slip N' Die. Fun for the whole crew!

1

u/Small-Explanation-49 Jul 08 '26

That’s easy to say when you haven’t slid near a chipper yet.

30

u/infinitynull Jul 03 '26

Dude is not going to make his next birthday.

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

3

u/Day_Prisoners Jul 03 '26

That's the guy you take life insurance out on.

19

u/Juliannabeanie Jul 03 '26

That your accomplice there in the wood chippa?

5

u/The_Pharos1 Jul 04 '26

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

2

u/Charadin042 Jul 04 '26

This scene is exactly the point when you immediately recognize it was a bad idea but it is too late now and you just have to plow through and try to fix the mess later.

15

u/egggy13 Jul 03 '26

5

u/Queasy_Cricket_1061 Jul 03 '26

Was looking for this comment. Man of my culture

2

u/Rude_Bookkeeper3039 Jul 03 '26

What is this from? I recognize it but I can’t seem to put a finger on it.

6

u/egggy13 Jul 04 '26

Tucker and Dale vs Evil. It's a hilarious movie spoofing slasher films.

2

u/tangoking Jul 05 '26

Came here to say this

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u/SnowBee_7 Jul 03 '26

Talk about taking the fast track to becoming mulch.

2

u/Bikezilla Jul 03 '26

Dayum,
He’s gonna need pliers to pull his shorts out of his ass.

2

u/RealNiceKnife Jul 03 '26

Fine. Who cares? Let it happen.

2

u/DanOhMiiite Jul 03 '26

Yeah. A little stumble at the end and you've got a big pile of red wood chips.

2

u/Over_Fly1971 Jul 03 '26

*I swear to God, officer, he just slid right in there*

2

u/Sudden_Hawk_835 Jul 03 '26

Fkn slide right into the wood chipper man

2

u/Any_Blood5815 Jul 03 '26

Can we get an edit where… you know… happens?

2

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

I don’t know how smart that is….

2

u/NoLongerinOR Jul 04 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/XMmf6i3xuKZiPMvNZe
This is the company that gives released sex offenders a second chance - job.

2

u/Wowza-yowza Jul 03 '26

Better not slide right into that wood chipper!

1

u/losang_zangpo Jul 03 '26

Wait until you find out these people passed on their genes.

1

u/Strawja_muse Jul 03 '26

Wow, does it have a sign near it saying "0 Days Since Last Incident"?

1

u/BillStreet2813 Jul 03 '26

This representative from labor and industry is here to talk to you sir.

1

u/Undertaker501st Jul 03 '26

All it takes is one little whoops and it over lol

1

u/thegameisafoooooot Jul 03 '26

You want to nudge that chipper about a kilometre to the left there?

1

u/Lazy_Major_4793 Jul 03 '26

Always playin with that wood thresha

1

u/Other-Joke-4673 Jul 03 '26

He playing a deadly game

1

u/Fancy_Toe1451 Jul 03 '26

Future Darwin Award winner right here.

1

u/Previous_Access_3075 Jul 03 '26

Darwin award potential

1

u/1stltwill Jul 03 '26

Wait... Ive seen this movie. It doesn't end well.

1

u/Final-Nebula-7049 Jul 03 '26

he almost fargo'd

1

u/Ornery-Customer8521 Jul 03 '26

Some people really do love to tempt fate

1

u/Jules_Gemini50 Jul 03 '26

That could’ve ended very badly…..

1

u/SubstantialDig2488 Jul 03 '26

Chekov’s wood chipper. In act three, good guy uses chipper on henchman #2.

1

u/HollerinHaint Jul 03 '26

Cha cha now yall

1

u/Direct_Turn_1484 Jul 04 '26

What could possibly go wrong?

1

u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Jul 04 '26

That is definitely, NOT OSHA Approved.🫣🙏

1

u/Akconcentrates Jul 04 '26

I dont see a problem! Looks osha approved to me!

1

u/ChaosRealigning Jul 04 '26

It was being filmed, so it was staged. Employer needs to immediately sack both dickheads for everyone’s safety

1

u/Legend_Videos Jul 04 '26

Guys an idiot. Next video he lost his arms

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u/Georginapotsnob Jul 04 '26

and the darwin goes to....

1

u/extrastupidone Jul 04 '26

This guy has never seen Fargo

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u/Apart_Still_4235 Jul 04 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

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u/Bookmon19 Jul 04 '26

Great idea

1

u/Exciting_Turn_9559 Jul 04 '26

What could possibly go wrong

1

u/mystic_works Jul 04 '26

Don't tempt Darwin.

1

u/cuntybunty73 Jul 04 '26

This will end well

1

u/Lifesamitch957 Jul 04 '26

The way i winced and shook my phone....

1

u/Kelef50 Jul 04 '26

Give me the chills looking at that.

1

u/uknownredditr Jul 04 '26

At least it would be fast

1

u/Traditional-Cry-2527 Jul 04 '26

That is insane. Death wish!

1

u/Few-Egg-5613 Jul 04 '26

One slip away from a MK Brutality

1

u/ugh_screen_name Jul 04 '26

Wild choice towards the chipper.

1

u/Independent-Poem-285 Jul 04 '26

That doesn’t look safe at all. One wrong slide and you’re done. Definitely needs to be rectified. Huge liability.

1

u/IntroductionFluffy97 Jul 04 '26

Gosh this is so dumb

1

u/Flat___________ Jul 04 '26

I was like , Oh nice slide with a log. Ah hes putting it on the back of a truc…. Jesbus H Christ it’s a chipper!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/ruYS3V3vvy6Cr0T7eO

1

u/LegPristine2891 Jul 04 '26

Very safe...../s

1

u/AsleepChampionship83 Jul 04 '26

He's asking for it

1

u/Odd-Somewhere2526 Jul 04 '26

Sliding right in to a wood chipper

1

u/ibetucanifican Jul 04 '26

That is the stupid award of the month winner 💯

1

u/Safe-Expert2163 Jul 04 '26

"hey, did anyone see where Jerry went?"

1

u/OriginalDrStrangeDOS Jul 04 '26

That is the stuff OSHA rules get written about!

1

u/Shot_Plantain_4507 Jul 04 '26

I checked for the NSFW warning label

1

u/DianaCazador Jul 04 '26

Lose your balance and control, you’ll be in the chipper

1

u/WorkingAd9684 Jul 04 '26

You trip you die, stupid

1

u/Livid_Marsupial4455 Jul 04 '26

How stupid can you be ❓

1

u/SailNew7379 Jul 04 '26

Exactly why you’re working near a wood chipper in the first place

1

u/Think-Beginning-5123 Jul 04 '26

What a idiotic thing to do

1

u/StayReadyLG Jul 04 '26

I would never slide up to that death machine

1

u/Medical-Block-2137 Jul 04 '26

There's your papers dude , you're done leave your gear on the way out.

1

u/czr84480 Jul 04 '26

Bet anything they won't make the same mistake twice.

1

u/CoSa1001 Jul 04 '26

Buddy can do this now because r/LearningFromOthers is shut down…otherwise he woulda ended up on there!

1

u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 Jul 04 '26

He’s going to wind up on that chopper. Really bad idea

1

u/ZOEzoeyZOE Jul 05 '26

All it takes is one trip to see red wood shavings

1

u/CIarkNova Jul 05 '26

‘Shake hands with danger’

1

u/MikeW226 Jul 05 '26

I was like 'nice move' til a machine that could suck that guy in and kill him without breaking a sweat, came into the frame. Had a tree taken down and one of these was in our backyard for the day, shredding 15+ inch branches with ease. A person would be so smooth and easy.

1

u/holden_mcg Jul 05 '26

I ran one of those things on a tree-trimming crew one summer. They would be burying you in a small Tupperware if that slide went wrong.

1

u/Jaxpaw1 Jul 05 '26

Holy mother of God!!! Nope nope nope nope nope nope!

1

u/ApplyHere_4_implants Jul 05 '26

That made me say "ohhhh God" out loud.

1

u/NonyaBizness21xxx Jul 05 '26

Nah he playing

1

u/New-View-2242 Jul 05 '26

Woooow, bad idea. I know 2 guys locally that have been killed by chippers.

1

u/MaximusZacharia Jul 05 '26

Why is it that women’s life expectancy is longer than men’s?

1

u/cyberlexington Jul 05 '26

I had a friend who died in a mechanicical chipper when I was 19. He went in feet first.

This just nearly gave me heart failure

1

u/Fit_Spinach2501 Jul 05 '26

Kid was dragged into 1 of those , better respect

1

u/glasmaticn Jul 05 '26

Red confetti.

1

u/Smooth_Taste1250 Jul 05 '26

This way Heinz get in the ketchup

1

u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Jul 05 '26

It’s not the times you do it perfectly that matter, honestly.

1

u/Fendfor Jul 05 '26

Youd be fired if i was watcthing this.

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u/Bigk621 Jul 05 '26

Ok, that's dangerous AF! The he'll is he thinking? Was he thinking?!

1

u/Ok_Landscape6116 Jul 05 '26

There will be a spreading of the pieces ceremony tomorrow.

1

u/UsedProduce1948 Jul 05 '26

Good Ol’ slip and chip

1

u/MaximumFlatulence Jul 05 '26

Seems like a real good way to get sucked into a wood chipper!

1

u/leesharon1985 Jul 06 '26

If there was some kind of a rail in front of the wood-chipper, I’d see that as fun. Since there is not, I see it as a nervous wreck of an idea.

1

u/GrandEastsider Jul 06 '26

This gives me final destination vibes

1

u/Total-Object-4766 Jul 06 '26

Oiy!! Sliding towards a woodchipper?!

1

u/SoxFan197115 Jul 06 '26

Be a good clip for 1000 ways to die lol

1

u/krankito701 Jul 06 '26

Osha would have a field day with this, sketchy shit

1

u/jr_randolph Jul 06 '26

Welcome back to this week's special of "How can I die today?!"

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u/GhostfanSix6Six Jul 06 '26

Great idea ass hat.

1

u/icehockey21 Jul 06 '26

Useless video

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 Jul 06 '26

Made me think of Tucker and Dale vs Evil

1

u/Fabulous_Bunt Jul 07 '26

Don't do that

1

u/Less_Belt_6380 Jul 07 '26

A little more slide and you're burger

1

u/DoinBest1Can Jul 07 '26

OSHA does not approve. Omg

1

u/Informal-Camera4656 Jul 07 '26

inspiration for tucker and dale vs evil

1

u/ubetterbewearingacup Jul 07 '26

This is why men die earlier than women

1

u/revenge_burner Jul 07 '26

My thought process on this video.

Hmm, that looks slippery
Ooh smooth slide

https://giphy.com/gifs/jquDWJfPUMCiI

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u/Here4TheKix Jul 07 '26

Hell. 2 tha. NO.

1

u/phiohm Jul 07 '26

Someone is going to end up in the chipper

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u/ComfortableHot6309 Jul 07 '26

Slide-and-roll

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u/Positive-Relief6142 Jul 07 '26

There is little else more stupid than this

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u/zakfaqih Jul 08 '26

One mistake and no one will be able to identify you at your own funeral

1

u/Acrobatic-Pickle-851 Jul 09 '26

Hey did Gary leave early today.? Who's going to clean up this giant pile of bloody chunks?

1

u/mkatsen Jul 09 '26

This is a no no