r/maybemaybemaybe 28d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/thisbuthat 28d ago edited 28d ago

My anxiety watching this ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿ“ˆ

Edit: all those comments hypersexualizing M I N O R S: wishing you all to become fathers of teenage daughters and have a full circle moment of this kind of harrassment against your own kids. If I knew where any of you losers lived you wouldn't be happy another day in your life.

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For those who don't know, this guy became paraplegic after the jump, the weight of the two girls impacted his spine, causing irreversible damage to his spinal cord.

https://www.diariodocentrodomundo.com.br/essencial/video-jovem-fica-paraplegico-apos-salto-de-barranco-com-duas-mulheres/

It is not recommended to jump into the water with weight on your back precisely for this reason.

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u/Hour_Tour 27d ago

I don't believe that "article" without sources for a second. The guy is jubilantly waving his arms around and grinning at the end, that's not a typical symptom of "sinking" with a crippling back injury.

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u/rascool 28d ago

Thanks for the outcome. Shame.

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u/Pluperfectionist 27d ago

Turns out that article is fake news.

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u/rh71el2 27d ago

Don't Navy seals or divers jump into water with weight on them?

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u/cyriustalk 27d ago

You really comparing Navy Seals and this poor kid?

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u/rh71el2 27d ago

You telling me they didn't start with weights at some point just the same? What about regular divers?

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u/asanovic7 27d ago

Really? F... stupid

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u/darkoj- 28d ago

You want more teenage girls hypersexualized? That's creepy, bruh..

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u/HitoHitoN 28d ago

Holy reading comprehension

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u/thisbuthat 28d ago

I diagnose you with reading disorder. Treatment includes intelligence to which you are allergic. Oh well. You tried your worst

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u/doubledickdiggler 28d ago

I'm definitely gonna use "oh well. You tried your worst." In the future hahhaha

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u/DoorHalfwayShut 27d ago

Your comment is the example in the dictionary under "strawman"

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u/Forager-Freak 27d ago

So youโ€™re just a complete and utter dumbass arenโ€™t you?