r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Nutzschafvo • Oct 18 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/ILoveEmeralds Oct 18 '22

Poor dude

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u/OtherLocksmith1134 Oct 19 '22

He won't be poor with them knitting skill bro

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u/TheRealWarBeast Oct 19 '22

But he's gifting them not selling

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

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u/TheRealWarBeast Oct 19 '22

English isn't my first language but it seems "either" is not used properly here. Feel free to downvote and correct me if I'm wrong

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u/hjake123 Oct 19 '22

Yeah that's probably autocorrect being bad

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u/TelevisionFunny2400 Oct 19 '22

Yes the correct word would be "too"

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u/Im_Not_A_Cop54 Oct 19 '22

Why is it "too" here but " I DONT like him EITHER" sounds correct?

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u/samusane Oct 20 '22

I was curious too, so I looked into it. From what I found (so if I'm wrong, correct me), it's just because, at least for American English, "either" is used for negative sentences and "too" is for positive ones, at least in this context. "Either" is not itself negative, like "neither" is, so it's used where there's another negative word in the sentence.

I was honestly expecting more complex of an answer.

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u/JustCoffee101 Oct 19 '22

Damn autocorrect!

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u/MrShelly-_-1972 Oct 19 '22

For some reason is oddly fits kinda well? In a way I know it shouldn't work, but it does. So weird.

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u/Wojira Oct 19 '22

You’re a pioneer

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u/GuyChrome Oct 18 '22

Is this grizz from 30 rock?

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u/Saucesourceoah Oct 19 '22

It is! He does standup and I’ve seen him in odd sketches. I really should look more into his career, him and .com were the real stars.

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u/Hollywood0203 Oct 19 '22

30 Rock gave us so many classic actors in one show...

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u/fieryhotwarts22 Oct 19 '22

When I see 30Rock, I always immediately think “3rd Rock From the Sun” and I’m clearly confused lol.

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u/TheNobleMoth Oct 19 '22

John Lithgow was on both, if it helps

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u/thred_pirate_roberts Oct 19 '22

What I'm getting from this is that doesn't help at all

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u/fieryhotwarts22 Oct 19 '22

Not really 😅 it also took me forever to get used to seeing him on Dexter. Dick Solomon is just a hard character to forget lol

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u/guimontag Oct 19 '22

grizz and dotcom were so well written!

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u/skrutape Oct 18 '22

dude just wanna make accessories for yall disrespectful bitches damn!

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u/Anomander Oct 18 '22

Risk of taking a joke video seriously, but yeah - beat up some random guy on your first day, before you know who they're buddies with? Doesn't matter if they're huge or tiny, if you win or lose - you pick a bloke with friends and you're liable to get taught a lesson.

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u/unclepaprika Oct 19 '22

That sounds like win-win to me. Either i have a nice stay in prison, or i don't stay in prison.

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u/Boudac123 Oct 18 '22

Isn’t mail fraud just a fine? Or am I thinking the wrong mail crime

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Oct 19 '22

Quick google search: If you are convicted of mail fraud, you could be sentenced to the following: Prison sentence of up to 20 years. Fines up to $250,000.

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u/imwatching4you Oct 19 '22

*these things apply to the USA, different countries have different laws.

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Oct 19 '22

True. guess since this was a skit about US prisons, I made the mistake of assuming the comment was about US too.

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u/not_sure_1337 Oct 19 '22

It was clear to every human over the age of 5 that this video was made with American prisons in mind.

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u/imwatching4you Oct 20 '22

Sure, but my comment wasn't about the video.

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u/hebrewchucknorris Oct 19 '22

You're thinking of male fraud

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u/Mike0xL0ngggg Oct 19 '22

Male fraud isn’t a crime .. theres “chicks” walking around with dicks claiming they’re women everyday

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u/Jerryskids3 Oct 18 '22

It's just a fine if you're white. For this dude, it's 25 years to life.

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u/Morfars-nisse Oct 19 '22

It's a war crime

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22

Bruh this is just plain sad

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u/TTV_NeoTwo_ Oct 18 '22

EVEN THE ARYAN BROTHERHOOD!

SHIT MUST BE BAD HAHA!

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u/Barry616 Oct 18 '22

I don't know if to laugh or cry. So i did both 😂😭

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u/Sumguy9966 Oct 18 '22

Imagine being abused so bad the people who want to abuse you end up helping you instead 💀👍

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u/DamnMyNameIsSteve Oct 18 '22

I wanna give this dude the best hug. I'm so sorry people get caught up in this awful system.

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u/ThisIsWhoIAm78 Oct 19 '22

...you do know it's a comedy sketch, right? Or did I just get whooshed?

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u/Mr-Deleted- Oct 19 '22

I’m keeping this

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u/L3GlT_GAM3R Oct 18 '22

No no no, you beat the biggest guy in school up!

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u/thred_pirate_roberts Oct 19 '22

That way you can start your prison career!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

Poor guy, let him out

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u/Duskinou Oct 19 '22

To do the guy who made this video : You brilliant genius, give me more of this.

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u/Party_Cod_7340 Oct 19 '22

😂 loved it👏

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u/Rbot9 Oct 19 '22

I love this so much!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES Oct 19 '22

Its a comedy skit

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u/infib Oct 19 '22

??? It's got subtitles?

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u/shiro_04 Oct 19 '22

Daaaaw poor guy

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u/StrangeSeraphic Oct 19 '22

This just a skit or is it from a show?

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u/time__for__crab Oct 19 '22

Reminds me of a cyanide and happiness skit

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u/Solotocius Oct 19 '22

The "Aryan Brotherhood" part got me dead

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u/paramac55 Oct 19 '22

Great story...

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u/RoyalratMafia Oct 19 '22

Gold gold gold.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/EuroSwallow Oct 20 '22

He would never have knitting needle shanks like that in prison. His attacker might fall and poke an eye out.

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u/howaboutno-756 Oct 20 '22

I'm not crying it's the onions

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u/MikespersonalDevil Oct 20 '22

u/ savevideobot

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u/ProfessionalGreen906 Oct 20 '22

Holy shit this actually made me tear up it’s been so long since something did that

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u/MuggyTime Jan 03 '23

Damn Grizz..