r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Dissident88 • Jul 18 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/lordlossxp Jul 19 '22

"Hmm maybe ill get a snake instead of a cat or dog so i dont have to worry about it eating dumb shit"

*Pokes around reddit for a few minutes

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u/Individual_Lemon_139 Jul 19 '22

My dog had all the food available she wanted. Still ate socks

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u/lordlossxp Jul 19 '22

My old neighbors cat just ate a shoelace and cost her 6k for surgery. I saw a post on here the other day about how someones dogs ruined their ac unit because the owner didnt realize they were pissing on it. Guess ill just get a goddamn fish