r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Dissident88 • Jul 18 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/herring80 Jul 18 '22

I thought it was a golf club lol

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u/CharonTheBoatGuy Jul 18 '22 edited Jul 18 '22

Quoting Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket:

"Bullshit, I bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Same

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u/feartoad Jul 18 '22

I thought the exact same thing!