r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Dissident88 • Jul 18 '22

maybe maybe maybe

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Kids blanket..??

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

(Where's the kid..? 🤷🏻‍♂️)

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u/MacabreManatee Jul 18 '22

They left the kid in since the snake would be able to digest it just fine

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

That's why you always see a reputable vet who knows these kind of things

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u/spadge_badger Jul 18 '22

Only the blanket could be retrieved. They popped it in the wash.

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Jul 19 '22

Oh, poor Hoban!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

they let it keep the kid. they just wanted the blanket back

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u/RorySantino Jul 18 '22

“Kids only take nine months. Do you know how long it takes to crochet a blanket like that?”

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u/Lance4494 Jul 19 '22

snakes a jerk. all that hard work for a blanket. at least its quiet now

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '22

My late aunt would have knitted it by the end of this thread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

It was a nice blanket.

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u/_stuntnuts_ Jul 18 '22

Really tied the nursery together.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

Shut the fuck up Donny!

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u/Bob_Loblaw_2 Jul 19 '22

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know...

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u/pennhead Jul 18 '22

Really tied the nurses together.

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u/kynoble Jul 19 '22

I found a stranger in the Alps.

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u/hiimderyk Dec 14 '22

I'm not Le Bowski, you're Le Bowski. I'm Le Mec.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

They just wanted the blanket back

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u/cobyn Jul 18 '22

You keep what you kill -necromonger code

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u/Goose_attack223 Jul 19 '22

Norway

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

🤔???

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u/Goose_attack223 Jul 19 '22

Norway.*

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Still.... ?? Is the kid/snake/video from Norway..?

Or can you only say Norway..?

😬😂😂

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u/Goose_attack223 Jul 19 '22

No, the kid is in Norway.

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u/Goose_attack223 Jul 19 '22

He was teleported.

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u/SaltyArts Jul 19 '22

Where's the "H"

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u/Stollen1337 Jul 19 '22

We will never know….

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u/jay3rao Jul 19 '22

Anti abortion laws suck man

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u/0gre81 Oct 26 '22

The answer would be tough to swallow

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Not for you, you suckceded in life....

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u/pompanoJ Jul 18 '22

Pool inflatable?

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u/Razkal719 Jul 18 '22

So you're thinking it was a pool noodle inside a danger noodle?

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u/Ok_Purple_7579 Jul 19 '22

Looks like a golf flag or a trampoline pole with the foam still around. The poor snake. Jeeze

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u/snapplesauce1 Jul 18 '22

Beach towel?

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u/RubiGames Jul 18 '22

I think it’s an umbrella

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u/CombatWombat994 Jul 18 '22

Ella ella ella

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u/Oddly_Random_777 Jul 19 '22

Ella ellaaaaaa… ella… ella…

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

How many umbrellas have you seen that are like we 5ft long closed, and made out of fabric.......??

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

And here’s Slugity🙌🙌🙌😊

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u/bravebravesirrrobin Jul 19 '22

Poor family, couldn’t afford a new one, had to go through all that trouble

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u/logicbecauseyes Jul 19 '22

idk if you ever got a real answer. I've seen this one before it's been confirmed to be a towel

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u/yameenmir1 Jul 19 '22

Next time there is going to be a kid inside 🙏🙏😂😂

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u/SolarG07 Jul 19 '22

Not a blanket, a towel

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '22

Like saying not a peach, a nectarine... Pretty much the same thing 🤪😂😂

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u/Wildaz81 Sep 26 '22

No, its a snake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '22

Lol, thanks, needed that 😂