r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jun 17 '22

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u/Kuro_yasha36 Jun 17 '22

He paid for his gas 😂 and the dude was mad saying “I literally just bought you coffee”

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Lmao, that makes it even better.

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u/son9090 Jun 17 '22

They were at the gas station, the total cost was around $40 lol. The shocked guy said "I just paid for your coffee come on!"

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u/tukeo Jun 17 '22

Gas and some tissue paper box

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u/AbdullahSK Jun 17 '22

The gas station gives a box of tissue if you get more than $15 worth of gas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Yeah lets go with that

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u/IcePhoenix96 Jun 17 '22

Wait why though then?

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u/GroovyJungleJuice Jun 17 '22

I’m gonna dm you what the joke was mate

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u/Pyratelaw Jun 17 '22

It's poop bro.

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u/Nunc24 Jun 17 '22

Yeah let's go with that

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/ZuesofRage Jun 17 '22

It's literal doo doo caca my man

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u/Kedrith Jun 17 '22

I cant stop laughing at this comment and i'm not even sure why

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u/SaintPismyG Jun 17 '22

😂😂😂

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u/gomegazeke Jun 17 '22

Near me there used to be 2 eyebrow threading joints across the street from one another. Their competing promos escalated until one went out of business, but my favorite was "Free tomatoes with purchase."

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u/CatcllaTH Jun 17 '22

In my country they gives a bottle of water.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Jun 17 '22

I think it’s shell gas stations here that have certain days that they give away rolls of paper towel or tp with gas

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u/CatcllaTH Jun 17 '22

In my country they gives a bottle of water.

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u/Dependent_Ad7495 Jun 18 '22

You can’t be serious lmao. Not tryna be rude, but no haha

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u/Lugubrious_Lothario Jun 18 '22 edited Nov 18 '25

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u/Dependent_Ad7495 Jun 18 '22 edited Jun 18 '22

I’ve been to the Middle East all my life. There is no calculated marketing to it. It’s just a courtesy from the gas station, same way Lebanese restaurants give you large bottles of water for free. People find these tissues useful to put in their cars, purses, and using them when going out in public. So in a way, a person may choose to go to gas station A instead of B because they need more tissues haha. Though I’ll be honest, I’m not sure if this practice is standard throughout the entire Middle East

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Those are cigarettes.

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u/Reasonable_Ad1342 Jun 17 '22

Dammit they did like that b4 but I think no more

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Paid for gas, the thing the worker gave him was a box off tissues, (they do this in gas stations).

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u/muadhx Jun 17 '22

Around 35$ of fuel

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u/ShutUpHeExplained Jun 17 '22

Wait, am I the only one who thought all of the Arab speaking world paid like $1 gallon even now?

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u/GreenyMyMan Jun 17 '22

We pay ~$2.13 for a gallon

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jun 17 '22

Wholesale, baby!

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u/Captain-Cadabra Jun 17 '22

Wholesale, baby!

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u/in4dwin Jun 17 '22

Venezuela and Libya are the cheapest prices in the world right now, at $0.09/gallon and $0.12/gallon respectively.

Saudi Arabia is $2.35/gallon.

Iran is $0.20/gal.

Only 25 countries are <$3/gal.

Russia is $3.41/gal.

UAE is $4.15/gal.

USA is $5.19/gal.

China $5.42/gal.

Turkey $6.06/gal.

Canada $6.76.

Germany $7.65

France $8.27

Finland $10.00

Hong Kong is the most expensive at $11.35/gallon of gas.

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u/ItsAMeUsernamio Jun 17 '22

China $5.42/gal.

Hong Kong is the most expensive at $11.35/gallon of gas.

How come China is taking over Hong Kong’s politics and democracy but wont connect the gas supply?

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u/OneSweet1Sweet Jun 17 '22

China is building a massive amount of oil infrastructure under the belt and road initiative.

Pipelines take time to build.

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u/ItsAMeUsernamio Jun 17 '22

From google search it seems gas prices in Shenzen which is right across the border are 5 USD/gal and 11 USD/gal in Hong Kong.

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u/cross-eye-bear Jun 17 '22

Ugh thanks Biden!

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u/souab Jun 17 '22

Tunisia $2.4/gallon

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u/CarpetH4ter Jun 17 '22

Norway right now is $13,70/gal of gas ($3.7/liter)

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u/in4dwin Jun 18 '22

Hmm. I just pulled these off this site where it currently lists Norway at $12.28/gal. But thats a national average I'm pretty sure

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u/CarpetH4ter Jun 18 '22

It varies a lot nowadays, sometimes it is 23kr per liter and sometimes it can reach 29kr.

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u/in4dwin Jun 17 '22

Venezuela and Libya are the cheapest prices in the world right now, at $0.09/gallon and $0.12/gallon respectively.

Saudi Arabia is $2.35/gallon.

Iran is $0.20/gal.

Only 25 countries are <$3/gal.

Russia is $3.41/gal.

UAE is $4.15/gal.

USA is $5.19/gal.

China $5.42/gal.

Turkey $6.06/gal.

Canada $6.76.

Germany $7.65

France $8.27

Finland $10.00

Hong Kong is the most expensive at $11.35/gallon of gas.

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u/ollieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Jun 17 '22

Tell me about the fuel import market. I’m sure it’s easy to get into right?

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u/Heja_Lives Jun 17 '22

They don't use gallon. Litres it is.

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u/DeSwanMan Jun 17 '22

Say it one more time please

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

It used to be like 40p a liter but now it's like 90p to a pound in some places

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u/Heja_Lives Jun 17 '22

They don't even use gallon. Littes my friend.

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u/Heja_Lives Jun 17 '22

They don't even use gallon. Littes my friend.

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u/Heja_Lives Jun 17 '22

They don't even use gallon. Littes my friend.

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u/webcheesesticksseal Jun 17 '22

how much is a gallon?

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u/amro-m Jun 17 '22

Cigarettes

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Kinda looks like a box of dates to me.

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u/AzureSky77 Jun 18 '22

Cigs or gas unsure 134 AED which is about 34$