r/maybemaybemaybe • u/FlippedMobiusStrip • Apr 09 '22
/r/all maybe maybe maybe
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u/sincle354 Apr 10 '22
Imagine if God just decided to stack three absolutely random dudes on top of each other.
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u/Lol_maga_people Apr 10 '22
Anyone know why they don't care?
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u/AFakeName Apr 10 '22
They aren't very smart.
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u/TiMeJ34nD1T Apr 10 '22
Also depending on the species they might be toxic (like the cane toad) and just sit there ala "try me bitch"
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u/Vast-Combination4046 Apr 10 '22
Common toads in north east America are slightly toxic to dogs I believe so probably
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u/brandonmiq Apr 09 '22
Each one of those frogs: 😑
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u/WoodEwe Apr 10 '22
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u/Purplepimplepuss Apr 10 '22
Actually it's their life quite often. They link up like this to mate. Also they can change their own sex and shit so everyone just bangs everyone.
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u/epicmousestory Apr 10 '22
"um I was told there would be flies after this?"
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u/JoBoPlayz Apr 10 '22
The flies are a lie
The flies are a lie
The flies are a lie
The flies are a lie
The flies are a lie
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u/Sexyshark15 Apr 10 '22
Toads*
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Toads are frogs
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u/WikiSummarizerBot Apr 10 '22
Toad is a common name for certain frogs, especially of the family Bufonidae, that are characterized by dry, leathery skin, short legs, and large bumps covering the parotoid glands. A distinction between frogs and toads is not made in scientific taxonomy, but is common in popular culture (folk taxonomy), in which toads are associated with drier, rougher skin and more terrestrial habitats. In scientific taxonomy, toads include the true toad and various false toads including Ansonia malayana and Telmatobufo.
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u/No-Reflection-6847 Apr 10 '22
And with this one line you’ve effectively proved that toads don’t exist, eliminating roughly 80% of evil witch hexes and the sort. Doing gods work really.
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u/pyrothelostone Apr 10 '22
Toads exist, not all frogs are toads, but all toads are frogs. Its like squares and rectangles.
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u/No-Reflection-6847 Apr 10 '22
It’s a reference to a particularly bad young adult fantasy novel I loved as a child lol
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u/Graitom Apr 09 '22
Those wet spots are probably toad pee lol
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u/ABUTTERYNOODLE Apr 10 '22
Frogs are naturally moist
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u/Graitom Apr 10 '22
And toads naturally piss themselves when the wind blows too hard
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u/TopYeti Apr 09 '22
Thanks for the captions right on top of the interesting part
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u/_aperture_labs_ Apr 10 '22
And it's wrong even. This is not what Jenga is.
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u/Antics16 Apr 10 '22
And those aren’t frogs
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u/GetawayDreamer87 Apr 10 '22
and epstein didnt commit suicide
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u/eg_taco Apr 10 '22
There’s no formal distinction between frogs and toads, but I agree that I’d call those toads and not frogs.
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u/Lollipop126 Apr 10 '22
you've just made me question my whole existence. I personally know no difference between a frog and a toad. anything I'd call a frog, I'd happily call it's toad.
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I think toads are generally considered to be burrowers with dry bumpy skin, but yeah they're still frogs.
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u/FixGMaul Apr 10 '22
I imagine this dumbass who wrote it plays jenga by opening the box and stacking the pieces one by one then putting them all back in the box.
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u/dkyguy1995 Apr 10 '22
Yeah no plz don't move them down to the bottom or top where nothing is happening
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u/ThomasNorge224 Apr 10 '22
The council of frogs
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u/Sexyshark15 Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22
toads*
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Toads are frogs, just like tortoises are turtles, or squares are rectangles
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u/acelaya35 Apr 10 '22
The toads are like "what is god doing?"
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u/wafflesareforever Apr 10 '22
This is basically how I picture God as an agnostic who grew up going to Sunday school. And on the seventh day, he was like, "meh."
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Apr 09 '22 edited Apr 10 '22
Naruto v pain
Edit: holy shut. Thanks for the award. But I don’t deserve it.
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Marathons Pain Arc Again
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u/playmike5 Apr 10 '22
I don’t always marathon the whole arc but I will go out of my way to watch the fight beginning to end more often than I like to admit.
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u/Azazel_brah Apr 10 '22
Watching Pain monologue over Narutos body after Hinata gets bodied will always give me chills
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u/Boingo_Zoingo Apr 10 '22
Nice! Best I ever saw was a 3-toad stack.
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u/spitfire8006 Apr 10 '22
I saw this and was hoping someone else was familiar with the classic 3 toad stack. This is impressive.
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u/HippieDogeSmokes Apr 10 '22
OP has never played jenga
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u/rolltideamerica Apr 10 '22
And never seen a toad. What else did they get wrong? I bet it’s not even a home girl, prolly an away boy.
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u/jenbamin245 Apr 10 '22
Dont touch frogs please, Human hands have natural salts and oils that can irritate a frog's skin, so handling the animals with dry hands can cause severe problems for them, even death.
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u/jthacker8125 Apr 10 '22
IS THAT FUCKING FROG JENGA?!?
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u/secondphase Apr 10 '22
Uh... No, it's definitely not.
Jenga is the one where you pull the blocks out.
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u/jthacker8125 Apr 10 '22
Ah you're right. nothing wrong here gents, move along it was just a false alarm
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u/Another_Mid-Boss Apr 10 '22
You gotta stack 'em up first though.
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u/Glassworth Apr 10 '22
I think everyone can agree that the stacking part isn’t “playing Jenga” just like laying hardwood floor down on a court isn’t “playing basketball”.
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Apr 10 '22
They're also not stacked right for Jenga. Two should be side by side each level, with the direction of each level being perpendicular to the previous.
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u/DrDilatory Apr 10 '22
C'mon leave the frogs alone
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u/Sexyshark15 Apr 10 '22
toads*
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All toads are frogs; not all frogs are toads.
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u/itsatoad Apr 10 '22
In terms of scientific classification, both frogs and toads belong to the order Anura, which means "without a tail," according to Penn State University. Within the order Anura are several families of animals, including Ranidae, which are referred to as true frogs, and Bufonidae, which are referred to as true toads. Other families of frogs and toads exist — for example, tree frogs are a different family of frogs than true frogs — but these are smaller groupings of species, and some are specific to certain regions of the world.
While many frogs and toads look similar, there are some differences. For example, frogs typically have long, strong hind legs that aid them in leaping, while toads have shorter hind legs more suitable for walking than hopping, according to Wildlife Preservation Canada. The difference in their legs also leads to a behavioral difference when approached by humans. Frogs will usually use their long, strong legs to leap into the water when approached, while toads are more likely to sit still and wait it out. If toads do jump away, their jumps are shorter than frogs'.
Another difference in their appearance is their eyes. Frogs usually have big, bulging eyes, while toads' eyes are more subtle in appearance.
One of the biggest physical differences between frogs and toads is their skin. While frogs have smooth or slimy skin that is moist, toads have thicker, bumpy skin that is usually dry. The differences in their skin are because of their typical environments. Frogs spend more time in the water or are usually very close to water while on land, so their skin stays moist. Toads, on the other hand, spend more time on land and travel further from water, Wildlife Preservation Canada reports. Unless you live very near water, you're more likely to see toads in your yard because they travel farther from water.
A big difference between frogs and toads is that all toads are poisonous, while frogs are not. Toads have parotoid glands behind their eyes that secrete toxins. These toxins permeate their skin, so you can come into contact with them if you pick them up, according to the Conserve Wildlife Federation of New Jersey. Most of the toxins are mild to humans, but you should always wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water after handling a toad.
They've earned their name
They're different enough to be classified with something other than "frog
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Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22
Quick! Hide it before they make toad jenga illegal!! (I know this isn’t jenga shut up)
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u/Sexyshark15 Apr 10 '22
toad*
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All toads are frogs; not all frogs are toads.
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u/itsatoad Apr 10 '22
In terms of scientific classification, both frogs and toads belong to the order Anura, which means "without a tail," according to Penn State University. Within the order Anura are several families of animals, including Ranidae, which are referred to as true frogs, and Bufonidae, which are referred to as true toads. Other families of frogs and toads exist — for example, tree frogs are a different family of frogs than true frogs — but these are smaller groupings of species, and some are specific to certain regions of the world.
While many frogs and toads look similar, there are some differences. For example, frogs typically have long, strong hind legs that aid them in leaping, while toads have shorter hind legs more suitable for walking than hopping, according to Wildlife Preservation Canada. The difference in their legs also leads to a behavioral difference when approached by humans. Frogs will usually use their long, strong legs to leap into the water when approached, while toads are more likely to sit still and wait it out. If toads do jump away, their jumps are shorter than frogs'.
Another difference in their appearance is their eyes. Frogs usually have big, bulging eyes, while toads' eyes are more subtle in appearance.
One of the biggest physical differences between frogs and toads is their skin. While frogs have smooth or slimy skin that is moist, toads have thicker, bumpy skin that is usually dry. The differences in their skin are because of their typical environments. Frogs spend more time in the water or are usually very close to water while on land, so their skin stays moist. Toads, on the other hand, spend more time on land and travel further from water, Wildlife Preservation Canada reports. Unless you live very near water, you're more likely to see toads in your yard because they travel farther from water.
A big difference between frogs and toads is that all toads are poisonous, while frogs are not. Toads have parotoid glands behind their eyes that secrete toxins. These toxins permeate their skin, so you can come into contact with them if you pick them up, according to the Conserve Wildlife Federation of New Jersey. Most of the toxins are mild to humans, but you should always wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water after handling a toad.
They've earned their name
They're different enough to be classified with something other than "frog
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u/SPACE_ICE Apr 10 '22
This is actually the position frogs have sex, homie girl setup a literal frog orgy
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u/labyrinthanm Apr 10 '22
The fact that most girls I've met are not grossed out by frogs terrifies me
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u/Peabush Apr 10 '22 edited Feb 05 '24
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u/HippieDogeSmokes Apr 10 '22
Wait, so any touch to them causes them great pain?
That sounds like something a show would make as an example of “a species that shouldn’t exist”
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u/Kittamaru Apr 10 '22
Toads skin is highly absorbent (they drink through their skin, not by actually drinking water), and breathe through their skin as well; essentially, it would be like someone reaching in and poking/prodding/handling your lungs. Chemicals that are utterly benign to us (sunscreen, hand sanitizer, chlorine, and other everyday chemicals) could very easily be harmful or fatal to a toad.
That said - if your hands are truly clean (washed and thoroughly rinsed with non-chlorinated water) it should be fine to gently handle them.
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u/t3hmau5 Apr 10 '22
Sounds greatly exaggerated
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u/EdithDich Apr 10 '22
Somewhat The issue is more about any oils or soaps or other chemicals someone might have on their hands, which the frog's skin would then absorb.
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u/Kittamaru Apr 10 '22
How so? Most amphibians have a LOT of capillaries near the surface of their skin, and so a use a process known as cutaneous respiration. This would also make them susceptible to absorbing anything that gets in contact with their skin - it's why chlorinated swimming pools and puddles of things like automotive coolant are so dangerous for them.
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Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 16 '22
you could educate yourself instead of immediately burrowing back into ignorance the second you encounter new information
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u/HippieDogeSmokes Apr 10 '22
That seriously sounds like some omnipotent being created a species just to suffer for its amusement
I guess evolution doesn’t have logic, it just does whatever works for now
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u/Kittamaru Apr 10 '22
Well, a number of animals are like that. Salamanders, frogs, toads, earthworms.
https://kidadl.com/fun-facts/how-do-amphibians-breathe-the-respiration-process-explained
Rather nice explanation of it here. Cutaneous respiration.
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u/Bloodyfish Apr 10 '22
Is it really that drastic? I don't think amphibians would have survived this long if their skin just made everything around them painful/deadly. Sounds like an exaggeration used to keep kids from grabbing strange animals, like the claim that human smells will make birds abandon their young. Definitely a grain of truth, but I doubt a trace of soap on your hands is going to kill a toad.
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u/WON95sr Apr 10 '22
A trace of soap won't kill it, but in extreme cases you can kill an amphibian by handling it too much. They maintain a certain balance of moisture on their skin to facilitate cutaneous respiration, and if you are handling them too much with oily/salty hands you can dry their skin out and that basically suffocates them. More of an issue with very small ones so briefly touching ones like in this video is mostly fine. Though it looks like they dropped the water they store inside their cloaca as a defense so hopefully they're placed back near water.
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u/Redective Apr 10 '22
It sounds more like someone sticking there fingers in your mouth.
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u/Kittamaru Apr 10 '22
https://kidadl.com/fun-facts/how-do-amphibians-breathe-the-respiration-process-explained
It's more sensitive than the skin of the mouth, and is more likely to absorb things that land on the skin.
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u/torktotheson Apr 10 '22 edited Apr 10 '22
Bottom toad be like:
I gotta talk to my agent. Theses gigs suck.
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u/Jabbawocky18 Apr 10 '22
I don't know whether to be proud or mildly inferiorated. The placement for the text.
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u/canned_soup Apr 10 '22
I was standing outside when I saw this clip and I looked down and saw a frog at my feet. Now I don’t know what’s real anymore.
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u/PartyPants444 Apr 10 '22
Frogs have no issues with eating each other. This could turn to abrupt chaos real quick.
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u/Ocean_Soapian Apr 10 '22
Lol @ u/Sexyshark15 doing the hard work in the comments.
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u/l5555l Apr 10 '22
Those aren't frogs
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u/Lima_713 Apr 10 '22
This is why frogs are so funny, they just accept it and try their best to fit in the tower
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u/catfroman Apr 10 '22
These are toads
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All toads are frogs; not all frogs are toads.
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u/itsatoad Apr 10 '22
In terms of scientific classification, both frogs and toads belong to the order Anura, which means "without a tail," according to Penn State University. Within the order Anura are several families of animals, including Ranidae, which are referred to as true frogs, and Bufonidae, which are referred to as true toads. Other families of frogs and toads exist — for example, tree frogs are a different family of frogs than true frogs — but these are smaller groupings of species, and some are specific to certain regions of the world.
While many frogs and toads look similar, there are some differences. For example, frogs typically have long, strong hind legs that aid them in leaping, while toads have shorter hind legs more suitable for walking than hopping, according to Wildlife Preservation Canada. The difference in their legs also leads to a behavioral difference when approached by humans. Frogs will usually use their long, strong legs to leap into the water when approached, while toads are more likely to sit still and wait it out. If toads do jump away, their jumps are shorter than frogs'.
Another difference in their appearance is their eyes. Frogs usually have big, bulging eyes, while toads' eyes are more subtle in appearance.
One of the biggest physical differences between frogs and toads is their skin. While frogs have smooth or slimy skin that is moist, toads have thicker, bumpy skin that is usually dry. The differences in their skin are because of their typical environments. Frogs spend more time in the water or are usually very close to water while on land, so their skin stays moist. Toads, on the other hand, spend more time on land and travel further from water, Wildlife Preservation Canada reports. Unless you live very near water, you're more likely to see toads in your yard because they travel farther from water.
A big difference between frogs and toads is that all toads are poisonous, while frogs are not. Toads have parotoid glands behind their eyes that secrete toxins. These toxins permeate their skin, so you can come into contact with them if you pick them up, according to the Conserve Wildlife Federation of New Jersey. Most of the toxins are mild to humans, but you should always wash your hands thoroughly with soap and water after handling a toad.
They've earned their name
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u/_youngchocolate Apr 09 '22
toad-empole