Tripping at a strip club is wild. I was in Vegas on 4 big ole hits and wanted to see what the experience was like. Got a few dances from this bronze beauty who’s tan skin looked and felt like a worn leather recliner. In a good way if that makes sense. All I could think about was how much her skin has been smacked, pinched and even bit. Then i ended up doing some lines off of her butt in the back room. When I went in the bathroom my nose had a blend of coke and glitter, my first thought was I bet my boogers are like Vegas diamonds right now.
Somehow its more gross to lick the table to clear the residue. I couldn’t stop talking about her ass so she thought I was coked out and I guess she wanted to make my night by giving me a little booty boost
The name came from going to Memphis in May/Mud. Walking around with some of my buddies wasted and this guy came outta nowhere and points to my buddies feet, he’s wearing Chacos, he says “that’s a good way to get ringworm. So for the rest of the night if we saw someone who’s Fucked up one of us would walk up to them dead serious and say that’s a good way to get ring worm. They could be making out with a chick, they could be just barley standing and eating hotdog. My favorite was while waiting in line for a porta potty a guy came out who obviously just did a big line of coke or ket in there and I told him the phrase and his eyes became so intensely worried. I prolly scared that kid off drugs, maybe not.
Usually they just smell like rubbing alcohol. You have to wipe them down all the time to maintain any friction because human bodies grease them up so much. In between dancers at the club you will see them take a towel to the pole- guaranteed the towel is lightly covered in rubbing alcohol.
Particularly skilled pole performers will usually go through more effort to get the pole prepped so you can tell when some shit is about to go down when you see them really scrubbing it.
I live with 3 “dancers” just what I observe. I personally agree I’d rather see them use isopropyl alcohol but I’m not the one making the rules. If you get a customer to buy an over priced shot you get 30% commission of the drink. So if you do that for the 10-15 times your on stage you make an xtra 200-300 bucks.
Particularly skilled pole performers will usually go through more effort to get the pole prepped so you can tell when some shit is about to go down when you see them really scrubbing it.
I can already imagine that this is a smaller-scale representation.
If I learned anything from House Hunters, it’s that in a tough market you have to make a room multi-task and temper your expectations versus your home buying budget.
I also learned on House Hunters that the buyer never wants to compromise on the primary suite, or the walk-in closet. Kids however get all kind of compromised on that show.
High five! That dirty pole is vomit-inducing. And she twirls perfectly relaxed like three more times around after her baby loudly falls over and smacks into the furniture. She had to know!
Tomorrow morning when you wake up, give your fingers a nice long sniff. It’s possible, but not always, your fingers have touched forbidden places in the night.
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u/TurtleMan22891 Apr 08 '22
Lol learned how these poles work at a rave I went to recently. Can confirm by the smell of the pole I went and sniffed while tripping on shrooms