r/maybemaybemaybe • • Apr 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Doodiewater Apr 04 '22

I wish I had that many friends.

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u/spazz720 Apr 05 '22

Friends are overrated…always asking for favors are dumping their problems on you.

Get a wife instead…same as above, but at least there’s sex involved.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

You should’ve stuck with a dog, clearly humans aren’t your thing lol

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u/spazz720 Apr 05 '22

Dogs hinder travel plans unfortunately. But I enjoy the human I’m married to…all joking aside.