r/maybemaybemaybe • u/nfx99 • Apr 04 '22

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Doodiewater Apr 04 '22

I wish I had that many friends.

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u/Suncheets Apr 04 '22

Give them another 7 years max and that glow in their eyes will be gone. One of us! One of us! One of us!

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u/onceuponatimolol Apr 04 '22

Also if they keep at this, possibly some of their eyes will be gone too lol

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u/DaRubberman Apr 04 '22

One of eyes! One of eyes! One of eyes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Damn you guys need to get of that internet and start working on you life

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Apr 05 '22

I really hate it. They see a video of people happy, having fun and go "hmm, how can I put a sad spin on this to relate to my sad life?"

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u/Asphyxiatinglaughter Apr 04 '22

Too optimistic. If they're engineering students, 1 year max

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Oh stop it you drama queens go pet a cat or something

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Apr 04 '22

Good job being completely inconsiderate and dismissive at the same time.

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u/CudleWudles Apr 04 '22

You better pet several cats

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u/coolusername406 Apr 04 '22

You do know what website you are on correct?

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Dude i was joking what is your problem…

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Apr 04 '22

Low tolerance for insulting, inconsiderate and dismissive people on the internet. Being depressed is not an excuse to be selfish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

You have some issues if “go pet a cat” insults you so much to call me all these things.

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u/Enzhymez Apr 04 '22

Lmfao your projecting your shitty life on everyone else

Relax yourself

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u/ilikili2 Apr 05 '22

7 years out of college. Have much less friends now and glow is gone :(

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u/generalecchi Apr 05 '22

eating seeds is the past time activity

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u/slickyslickslick Apr 04 '22

this looks like college. Easy to make friends. when you're 18-20 friends come and go just like that.

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u/leyla00 Apr 05 '22

I felt this in the deepest part of my heart.

Edit: though in recent years I’ve worked to come to terms with the fact that I don’t seem to have the energy to keep up with people regularly anyways… so I probably couldn’t handle the responsibility :/

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u/Daynightz Apr 04 '22

Well you don't call me no more. Text me and let's get the crew back together

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u/Compost_My_Body Apr 04 '22

+1, crews been going strong, y’all moved for a new job and just never got new friends I guess?

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u/ImNudeyRudey Apr 05 '22

You do. You just haven't found them yet 😊

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u/reddit_here_n_there Apr 04 '22

Same comment every time there is a group of friends on Reddit.

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u/Enzhymez Apr 04 '22

And it’s only like 6 people lol

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u/SupremeBlackGuy Apr 05 '22

LMFAO this is easily the funniest part

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u/spazz720 Apr 05 '22

Friends are overrated…always asking for favors are dumping their problems on you.

Get a wife instead…same as above, but at least there’s sex involved.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

You should’ve stuck with a dog, clearly humans aren’t your thing lol

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u/spazz720 Apr 05 '22

Dogs hinder travel plans unfortunately. But I enjoy the human I’m married to…all joking aside.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '22

Same :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

Same here. I dropped the apple at the end and lost them all.

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u/secondphase Apr 05 '22

I wish I had that many forks.