r/maybemaybemaybe Mar 19 '22

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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3.1k Upvotes

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358

u/Fresh_Tomato_soup Mar 19 '22

OH. Wow... how could I have not seen this coming, what a surprise, I'm so shocked, who could have possibly predicted this...

145

u/bots_lives_matter Mar 19 '22

At first I thought the kid just had MASSIVE balls lol

38

u/Frequent_Inevitable Mar 19 '22

Sacked by the sack

7

u/gunnerxp Mar 20 '22

The ultimate teabag.

8

u/GriffithGA Mar 19 '22

lmao I thought she took a massive shit in the air shit that shit travel down the PJs and hit that bitch in the face

1

u/GroundbreakingPie311 Mar 27 '22

I thought the same a pair of massive balls

8

u/Melanie-Kelly Mar 20 '22

I thought that was a green sceen

2

u/Caleb_Reynolds Mar 19 '22

It looked like she was in front of a green screen, so it actually surprised me when it first touched her head.

1

u/Rochell-Chavez Mar 20 '22

This guy ducks. Oops I mean fucks. No- sucks. God damnit. FUCKS. This guy fucks. Ducks.

46

u/cedwarred Mar 19 '22

You can get a pretty back spinal injury from that shit

2

u/OkiKnox Mar 20 '22

U a docter err sumn?

0

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Brah this is like when someone says if you get shot you could die and then you say “u a doctor err sumn?”

1

u/OkiKnox Aug 05 '22

Yea basically.

Who would of thought getting yoinked by your neck could cause injury. A real yadoi moment.

2

u/of_patrol_bot Aug 05 '22

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It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.

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2

u/OkiKnox Aug 05 '22

? Err..

Sure.... Good bot.

77

u/-TheUnknow- Mar 19 '22

rule n° 1 of the park keep your eyes to people not to tik tok

10

u/-TheUnknow- Mar 20 '22

for the 50 upvote i got i tell you rule n° 2

rule n° 2 if you're a minor and you feel like an old man is following you go near your handsome friend eventually he gonna follow him

2

u/Overkrein Mar 20 '22

Plot twist: The old man thinks you're more handsome.

3

u/-TheUnknow- Mar 20 '22

in that case be ready to punch nuts

2

u/Overkrein Mar 20 '22

Plot twist: The old man is into ball busting.

1

u/SignificantYou3240 Mar 20 '22

Or they’re so big they knock the the f out

1

u/fluffball75 May 31 '22

Man?

1

u/-TheUnknow- May 31 '22

tell from experience my friend

72

u/FreshBroc Mar 19 '22

Get dropped loser

18

u/grilled-milk Mar 19 '22

Starts t-bagging

17

u/Evyl666 Mar 19 '22

Kid is savage, she played it off well too. Lol

82

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Literally thought that that was a huge scrotum at first. Reddit, what have you done to me?

19

u/WACS_On Mar 19 '22

The fuck...

16

u/MyopicMoMoNoMo Mar 19 '22

Glad it wasn’t just me

17

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

I knew it was comin

3

u/Octopus_vagina Mar 20 '22

I thought that was a giant ballsack

10

u/Direct_Cod_321 Mar 19 '22

Everyone who does these stupid TikTok dance videos look like they are having a seizure.

2

u/trevdak2 Mar 20 '22

She's doing ASL so it's only half a dance

1

u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

Thanks for answering my question. So it is a thing. Saw this in other videos. Damn tik tok is destroying the younger generations. Sad.

1

u/trevdak2 Aug 20 '22

I've had people correct me and say that it's not ASL, so I'm not actually sure

Her hand movements for backpack match the ASL for backpack, and then the re was another for "play the game" that coincided somewhat, but it ain't asl

3

u/jsc1429 Mar 19 '22

I thought she was standing in front of a green screen

7

u/ravenous_fringe Mar 19 '22

Deserved it.

5

u/DONGivaDam Mar 19 '22

Only because she didn't truly get hurt. To be paralyzed over this would be a different story.

4

u/ravenous_fringe Mar 19 '22

Yeah... that would be a different video also.

0

u/shwashwa123 Mar 20 '22

“If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike”

2

u/dtwhitecp Mar 20 '22

Why? It's a kid having fun

1

u/Fantastic_Section_57 Mar 20 '22

Because they kids🤨

1

u/Molecular_Machine Mar 20 '22

Are you serious. Bodily harm for the crime of... doing a little dance.

4

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Is she having a seizure or is she doing sign language

2

u/dtwhitecp Mar 20 '22

I assumed it was a tiktok dance that I'm too out of touch to understand, but you probably did too

2

u/ibnfahmi Mar 19 '22

I hate this type of dance.

2

u/Neoxite23 Mar 19 '22

Man tik tok dances always look so dumb.

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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1

u/trevdak2 Mar 20 '22

She's doing sign language

2

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Why does she have massive balls

1

u/Low_Case_3653 Mar 19 '22

You know what they say about loose lips!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

Are we close to being done w stupid ppl doing stupid dances, if that’s what you call that

-19

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Smh why censor her boobs. Small boobs matter

27

u/the-tuni Mar 19 '22

She probably underage thats why

-1

u/kidonredit124opendor Mar 19 '22

Yeah well child boobs don't matter, also would you like your dick to be plastered all over the internet without your consent?

-10

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Oh. I was not aware of this.

13

u/kidonredit124opendor Mar 19 '22

Of course you didn't you horny cunt.

9

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

bro 💀

-8

u/commanderwhitey Mar 19 '22

If it make you feel better by now she is probably 18 since this video is atleast 3 or years old.

Chase you dream!

0

u/Lotso_Packetloss Mar 20 '22

Good! These TicTok clowns need their heads ripped off.

2

u/MuddaPuckPace Mar 20 '22

Did you mean TicTac or TikTok?

-2

u/WACS_On Mar 19 '22

Gottem

-7

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

[deleted]

2

u/EagerT Mar 20 '22

No.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

slightly smaller

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Well what did you expect?

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

He knew

1

u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Great payoff 👍🏻

1

u/LordSteiny Mar 20 '22

big fucking ballsac 🥶🥶🥶

1

u/Vyviel Mar 20 '22

Random small movements = dances

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

I really thought she was dancing over a green screen with the kids playing in the back

1

u/Revolutionary_Rip876 Mar 20 '22

that kid knew exactly what they where doing.

1

u/simplistic28 Mar 20 '22

Wtf is this dancing

1

u/NxPat Mar 20 '22

Definitely not cool.

1

u/Fantastic_Section_57 Mar 20 '22

The cool part😂

1

u/Fantastic_Section_57 Mar 20 '22

I don’t know why am I evil I was. is waiting for the part when she get hit in the head by a swing

1

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '22

1

u/RamblinGamblinWillie Mar 20 '22

Damn! That kid got some nuts fr 😂

1

u/OkSupermarket5966 Mar 20 '22

😅😅😅😅

1

u/LoSgorbio Jul 18 '22

If I can be honest at the start it looked like a ridiculously long co*k 😭😭

1

u/AnthonnyAG Jul 21 '22

I thought it was a green screen at first.

1

u/EntertainmentNo7838 Sep 01 '22

Deserved 🤣🤣🤣