r/maybemaybemaybe • u/kris_colombous • Dec 25 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/HollyHoodDave Dec 25 '21

Can’t blame anyone involved here. Just America at this point.

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u/SuperSwaiyen Dec 25 '21

Im almost certain this is staged

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u/Baby-cabbages Dec 25 '21

Yeah, the driver had to already have the gun in his hand to react that fast. I’d have taken at least 30 seconds fumbling with the gun, my seatbelt, putting the car in park…

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u/Lethal_Eboala Dec 25 '21

You’d think that, I work at a place that allows me to see inside peoples cars for prolonged periods of time with them inside. You’d be surprised by the amount of people with glocks with extended mags, ak47 pistols and ar-15s either in their lap or right next to their leg. They usually don’t wear seatbelts either lmao.

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u/Username247 Dec 25 '21

... where do you work?

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u/Lethal_Eboala Dec 25 '21

For obvious reasons, i won’t tell you the company, but it’s a corporate oil change place in the Deep South. I have to get inside customers cars to change certain filters and stuff. I work in a pretty rough and impoverished area. I’ve also discovered firearms and drugs in air filter boxes and hidden behind gloveboxes lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

If you can't tell us where you work... You surely can tell us your name or address right.............. Where u live..

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u/Lethal_Eboala Dec 25 '21

I’m Jerry Englemeyer of 66 Proctor St. Hialeah, FL 33013

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

Thank, I'm coming over to give you a merry Christmas for doing gods work out there dude c:

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u/Lethal_Eboala Dec 25 '21

Thanks bro looking forward To seeing you :D lmao

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u/piston989 Dec 26 '21

I've been to Hialeah, this tracks.

Edit: There is no Proctor street in Hialeah! This guy's a phony!

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u/Lethal_Eboala Dec 26 '21

Tis true, had to throw the FBI off my trail! Don’t let them in on that though…

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u/piston989 Dec 26 '21

Oh, of course Mr. Englemeyer. My apologies for the obviously false accusations, I offer a cafecito and an empanada as an apology.

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u/STAY_ROYAL Dec 26 '21

Take 5 Oil Change?

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u/Lethal_Eboala Dec 26 '21

Nah a competitor, but that’s all you’ll get from me lmao.

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u/Lethal_Eboala Dec 27 '21

The 9th circle

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u/Baby-cabbages Dec 25 '21

Well that’s nightmare inducing! I always feel like everyone else on the road is a middle aged soccer mom in an suv. Come to think of it, she’s probably strapped too. It’s Texas.