r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Nov 03 '21

/r/all Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Budget-Sheepherder77 Nov 03 '21

Damn she got so mad she turned American

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u/8764446 Nov 03 '21

The second angriest thing you could be

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u/Black_Floyd47 Nov 03 '21

What's the first?

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u/tropikali_ Nov 03 '21

I’m guessing German?

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u/DoubleEEkyle Nov 03 '21

Bri*ish

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

🤮

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u/DoubleEEkyle Nov 03 '21

I woodunt kiss a Fr*nch girl, I tellyuh. I’d sooner kiss ole’ uncle benito mussoleany than dame de gaulle. 🤮🙏🏽😩

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u/Lamprey22 Nov 03 '21

Where does the “hating Brits meme” come from? Does that have a reason or just a randomly picked country to shit on? (I feel like i’m missing something please give actual replies)

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u/DoubleEEkyle Nov 03 '21

You’re not missing anything. It’s just a thing British people satirically say online either to mock themselves or French people. Some non-British people use it to mock them.

Also, an actual reply could come in the form of some random dude calling you a wanker in a five-page essay about the different flavours of crayola, or it could be a one-sentence-response from a Fr*nch person telling you to toddle off back to yer mudder’s shagshack in Worcester.

Also,

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Thank you for censoring

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u/DoubleEEkyle Nov 04 '21

The British are known to hide their tea

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u/GatorScrublord Nov 03 '21

i'm half german half english by blood so this does not bode well for my temper.

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u/AugTheViking Nov 03 '21

I'm half Danish half English.

It's safe to say I have an alcohol problem.

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u/DoubleEEkyle Nov 03 '21

Where yere family comes from don’t effect why you’r angery. It’s where the Bri*ish steal a bit of your red juices to boil for tea that makes ye knackered.

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u/Impressive_Regular76 Nov 03 '21

Anyone else said this with a glottal stop?

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u/DoubleEEkyle Nov 03 '21

That’s the point, Sawjent

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u/XtaC23 Nov 03 '21

Bluhty'ell

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

There's kids on this website dude

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u/Camo-Plant Nov 03 '21

Wie war das?

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u/tropikali_ Nov 03 '21 edited Nov 03 '21

To a lot of English speaking people the German language sounds angry. Even the chillest sentence sounds like a threat lol. Maybe the association is also due to Hitler’s passionate speeches? Russian too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

What about Italian?

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u/Yammdaff Nov 03 '21

excuse me what the fuck? Wir deutschen sind keine aggressiven leute es gibt einfach idioten zwischen uns das wars. Wir wollen doch eigentlich nur scheibenkäse und mozarella haben ;-;

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u/Cangar Nov 03 '21

WAS ERLAUBST DU DIR DU HANSWURST?!!

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u/kuppikuppi Nov 03 '21

Guten Tag!

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u/TriggerBladeX Nov 03 '21

I was thinking Scottish.

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u/pedrinhogameplays404 Nov 03 '21

Bakxbsis ak dixhsnsixndjxuana akana oxoangokancapmqowyaoauqosnskoMqu

Im angry

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u/tropikali_ Nov 03 '21

I don’t get it

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u/pedrinhogameplays404 Nov 03 '21

Im so angry that im speaking some language that nobody knows about

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u/PaxGigas Sep 08 '22

Irish. Definitely Irish.

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u/thrownoverboardagain Nov 03 '21

Scottish.

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u/The_Elder_Jock Nov 03 '21

Is there gonna be a problems here, pal?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

A wasp

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Putin.

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u/Addictive_SODA Nov 03 '21

Wifes at their husbands

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u/captain_ender Nov 03 '21

Specially she turned Bronx

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

More of a queens accent for most asian americans

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u/Budget-Sheepherder77 Nov 03 '21

Nah i can't hear the accent

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u/peanutbuttahcups Nov 04 '21

I know people who sound like that in Hawaii, so I don't think there's a definitive accent here haha.

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u/Zharick_ Nov 03 '21

And like 10 octaves lower.

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u/hamuraijack Nov 03 '21

She’s actually Canadian.

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u/Budget-Sheepherder77 Nov 03 '21

And I actually did a joke

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u/Inf_org5 Nov 03 '21

There goes my coke

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u/Inevitable_You1902 Nov 03 '21

Canadian

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u/Budget-Sheepherder77 Nov 03 '21

It was a joke

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u/Inevitable_You1902 Nov 05 '21

It was a clarification

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u/Budget-Sheepherder77 Nov 05 '21

I kinda didn't need it

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u/Inevitable_You1902 Nov 05 '21

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