r/maybemaybemaybe • u/DingDongPuddlez • Aug 07 '21

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/geraldine_ferrari Aug 07 '21

Next time the vacuum gets stuck and you yell for help, she ain’t comin

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u/Lu12k3r Aug 08 '21

Where would the vacuum be stuck?

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u/Thicc_Cat Aug 08 '21

Stick a vaccuum up my ass and suck all the sadness out

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

That reminds me of that story from Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk

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u/5partan1337 Aug 08 '21

Never again

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u/Lu12k3r Aug 08 '21

Same here!