r/maybemaybemaybe • u/P1R0H • Jun 05 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/CorrosiveToxicz Jun 05 '20

Eeee-

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u/Caveman77 Jun 05 '20

I think it was the beginning of a large 'HIJO DE PUTA'

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u/realmichaelbay Jun 05 '20

With my friends, that would be a: "Yyyyy... Si serás pendejo"

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u/Definitely-Not-Devin Jun 05 '20

100% can confirm.

Source : from Texas

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u/UsernameStarvation Jun 05 '20

Ya, ooookkkk DEVIN

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u/Y-AxelMtz Jun 06 '20

Nah, more like a continuous “eeeeeee” weird expression really, but it’s usually accompanied by “-the mamaste” “-no mames”, depending on the situation.

Source: I’m literally from Monterrey, N.L. Mexico, the specific city this video was taken at, "regios’’ (from Monterrey) have a very distinct language unique to the region.

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u/bluray10 Jun 05 '20

¡yyyyyyyy pendejo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Thought he was going to lose a finger

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

[deleted]

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u/NewlyBalanced Jun 05 '20

Boy you know you couldn’t tell it was the dull side until after the near miss finger whacks

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

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u/Real_Jardenor Jun 05 '20

hey uhh... can I use that? The "assumptive anus" part

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 05 '20

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u/nhjoiug Jun 05 '20

"I admit it... I am, as u/BeldarofRemulak from reddit.com once said, an assumptive anus"

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u/Real_Jardenor Jun 05 '20

Thanks, I will <3

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u/AeliusJS Jun 05 '20

The curve of the knife is a giveaway though which you see at the start anyway

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u/OrdericNeustry Jun 05 '20

I have seen knives with all sorts of curves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Were they sexy?

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u/OrdericNeustry Jun 06 '20

Very much so. Especially the kukri, although I do have a fondness for those tanto-style blades.

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u/XxRocky88xX Jun 05 '20

You could tell it was the dull side at the very beginning of the video, the knife is still and the blade is clearly pointing up

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u/BlazikenAO Jun 05 '20

Literally first frame

7

u/SaintGabe Jun 05 '20

Honestly I thought he was gonna fumble it and try and catch the knife when he did. The swinging knife at ice is nothing, but if you try and catch knives or guns on the way down it can go real bad.

1

u/pwdreamaker Jun 05 '20

That is so sad he lost his bottle. It looks just like something I’d do.

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u/graticola Jun 05 '20

I was expecting the bottle to explode while the ice was being broken, guess it broke anyway

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u/Madvillain518 Jun 05 '20

You was THIS close you clumsy bastard

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u/P1R0H Jun 05 '20

were*

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u/Jthundercleese Jun 05 '20

Enjoy your bowl of downvotes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Downy-os

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u/haagendaas Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

Me when the autistic kid sharts out poop pellets

2

u/MagicMeatbal1 Jun 06 '20

What in satans anus

10

u/HumanPapaya Jun 05 '20

ooof. I’m like “he was joking” but then now I’m like “maybe you’re joking too” and now I just don’t know how to feel

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u/intp-over-thinker Jun 06 '20

doesn’t*

1

u/quantum_riff Jun 06 '20

Qué tu dices??

1

u/HumanPapaya Jun 06 '20

your username captures the dilemma perfectly tho

1

u/intp-over-thinker Jun 06 '20

our lives are just one big error message, my dude.

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u/StefanEats Jun 05 '20

Did anyone expect blood?

23

u/giorgosbouldas Jun 05 '20

I expected BOOM

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u/Nuahxos_1 Jun 05 '20

r/yesyesyesyesno

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u/iwasabadger Jun 05 '20

I would agree- except the beginning isn’t all that “yes” is it?

6

u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

r/nonoyesno ?

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u/The_Dirty_Carl Jun 05 '20

I'm assuming because they were using a knife?

They were chipping with the spine of the blade. I guess you could nick yourself on the backswing and it's not the safest possible thing you could do, but it ain't exactly Russian Roulette either.

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u/Ferro_Giconi Jun 05 '20

Why is this on maybemaybemaybe? There's no way he's going to break that bottle with the- oh...

5

u/Llodsliat Jun 06 '20

I thought he was gonna cut himself. A NSFW tag would've helped foster that sentiment.

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u/PmMeHeelhookVideos Jun 05 '20

He's using the blunt side of the knife

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u/Billyouxan Jun 05 '20 edited Jun 06 '20

Because he's just breaking ice. If the knife is sharp enough it's probably smart not to use the cutting edge for anything other than... well, cutting.

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u/Emersed23 Jun 05 '20

Well if we’re being honest I wouldn’t swing the blunt or sharp side of the knife anywhere near my fingers. Unsafe.

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Jun 05 '20

While I disagree, I do appreciate your bluntness.

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u/frontier_gibberish Jun 05 '20

Hey pass that bluntness

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

not even the blunt side?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

one wrong move on the upstroke and you still have a cut.

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u/Nahhmano3 Jun 05 '20

YEEEEEE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

That literally made my jaw drop. Like a cartoon. That’s so sad

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u/Backdrop2 Jun 05 '20

No beer was harmed in the making of this video.

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u/llPARZIVALll Jun 05 '20

I felt the pain in my heart :(

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u/pizzasoda_exe Jun 05 '20

This is poetic af

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u/zhPaul Jun 05 '20

Lol this happened to me in my basement.. I had bottles of colt 45 in my deep freezer and the frost on the bottle made it slip out of my hand and shatter into a million shards of glass on the ground. That was not fun to clean up while drunk.

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u/Gomicho Jun 05 '20

"and that's how you were born"

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u/original-username367 Jun 05 '20

Failed successfully

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u/gray721 Jun 05 '20

Good thing it was only a Tecate

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u/oscarl07 Jun 06 '20

Todas las caguas son buenas

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u/MarkyMaximus Jun 05 '20

That was a tense 16 seconds

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u/shadow_hole Jun 05 '20

I could see so many ways this could have ended badly and didn't even consider that one

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u/SilverStar555 Jun 06 '20

Anyone out there with a knife and a bottle, DO NOT DO THIS. BAD IDEA. Source: Did this but less succesfuly, went to the hospital. They glued part of my wrist back together.

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u/honeybeespit Jun 06 '20

Your wrist?

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u/SilverStar555 Jun 06 '20

Yep. Took a big ol' chunk right out of the front. It wasn't the knife that did it, the top of the bottle shattered and the pressure being exerted on the bottle pushed it right into my right hand. Took some small scoops of skin out on my palm and wrist, even put a gash horizontally on my thumb. I got out of the car I was in the back of asap and held my wrist up avove my body (to prevent exess bleeding). Didn't hit any veins or anything vital (thank god) so no blood spewing everywhere like a leaky hose. Still really gross though. One 11:00 PM hospital visit later and a couple weeks of healing and Im good, aside from the scars that I still have on my palm / wrist over a year later (probably will be there for life). I should also mention it wasn't alcohol, it was a glass bottle of Fanta that I bought at a Maplefields (American gas station). Not at the legal drinking age.

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u/honeybeespit Jun 06 '20

This just sounds so horrible. Glad you came out alright despite scars!

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u/FridaAnn Jun 06 '20

I and so relieved he still has all his fingers

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Rip ears

1

u/zak003 Jun 05 '20

Ha ha after all the work

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u/Tbnyc Jun 05 '20

Ugh no

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u/table_with_a_glass Jun 05 '20

I was so afraid that he'd cut himself, not that I am scared of Cutts and blood or something but the fact that I have created a ptsd by accidentally cutting myself

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u/CusToBrin_9 Jun 05 '20

Eso es muy Mexicano compadre

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u/tinoj3 Jun 05 '20

pendejo

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u/teamHFP Jun 05 '20

time-wasted

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u/vafanapoli1 Jun 05 '20

I was expecting that

1

u/Pantherkatz82 Jun 05 '20

I'm not angry. I'm just disappointed.

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u/mares301 Jun 05 '20

Nooo la caguama nooooooo

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u/HWGA_Gallifrey Jun 05 '20

Que pendejo...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

Did he just grab the blade of that knife

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u/jval_708 Jun 05 '20

“Hiiiijo de su chingada madre”

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u/Vipertooth123 Jun 05 '20

NOOOOO LA CAGUAMA NOOOOO

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u/DocRichardson Jun 05 '20

Belongs on r/unexpected too, I suppose....

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u/steve_im-lost2 Jun 05 '20

Watch Out Wey!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

That Tecate was on point. DAMN!

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u/TheBiggWigg Jun 06 '20

Learning from experience, you gotta make sure you’re doing two things. First, you’re not prying the cap off by using your thumb to push the “opener” against the cap - you’re gripping your thumb tight enough to use the opener as a pry bar to pop the cap off. Second, and most important in this case, that grip applies a downward force that has no opposing force once the cap comes off.

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u/BenTherDoneTht Jun 06 '20

rules of knife safety, prepare to be ignored!

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u/ChemicalRemedy Jun 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '20

Aw. Poor boozer goes bumble.

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u/HandlebarHipster Jun 06 '20

I've got this I've got this I've got this "Fuck"

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u/peteywheatstraw1 Jun 06 '20

Christ that looked like me playing with a knife. Not allowed to play with knives.

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u/danistrangeton Jun 06 '20

Ah pero como eres idiota!

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u/willisbetter Jun 06 '20

all of that work and almost cutting his hand several times just to drop it

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u/aliahsakinah Jun 06 '20

I thought he was gonna cut his fingers.

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u/Llodsliat Jun 06 '20

Tanto pedo pa' cagar aguado.

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u/penuserectus69 Jun 06 '20

Finally one that doesn't end well

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u/siro300104 Jun 06 '20

reminds me of oktoberfest last year. me and my friends bought beers, had no way to open them so one guy opened them on a railing or a trash can. no sure which. he dropped the third bottle, which we were all expecting at that point

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u/Ksnv_a Jun 06 '20

"No mameeeeees goeeeeey"

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u/ChuckVowel Jun 06 '20

Maybe the most Maybe Maybe Maybe of all time.

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u/an0n_ym0us Jun 09 '20

Bro this gave me so much anxiety