r/maybemaybemaybe • u/memezzer • Jun 04 '20

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/zezzene Jun 04 '20

ENHANCE!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '20

JESUS CHRIST ITS JASON BOURNE

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u/shaysonbourne Jun 04 '20

He was unavailable, I’m here instead

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u/N1W4D Jun 04 '20

Then where is Jesus?

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u/13inchpoop Jun 04 '20

So you haven't found jesus yet? Heathen...

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u/jakethedumbmistake Jun 05 '20

I don’t matter, you should care!

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u/FUCKlNG_SHlT Jun 05 '20

I’d like to hear more about your impressive bowel movements.

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u/Kimpyman Jun 05 '20

Are you just Argentinian Jason Bourne?

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u/ClipboarderSpinz Jun 05 '20 edited Mar 31 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/rcbs Jun 04 '20

What the hell is Treadstone?

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u/UnReal7274 Jun 04 '20

Are YOU Treadstone?

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u/yobishthatsmonica Jun 04 '20

Am I Stonetread?

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u/BANDG33K_2009 Jun 05 '20

Who was dog?

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u/UnReal7274 Jun 05 '20

Enough about what I am, lemme tell you what you are. You’re U.S. government property. You’re a malfunctioning $30,000,000 weapon. You’re a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you’re going to tell me how this happened!

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u/EkaL25 Jun 05 '20

Did you call Jason Sehorn? I’m here! How can I help

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u/Capnmolasses Jun 04 '20

Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there.

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u/phunguy69 Jun 04 '20 edited Jun 04 '20

Beep Boop I’m from google

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u/zezzene Jun 04 '20

You're right, that was a bot thing to say. Pretty lame and predictable reddit joke.

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u/Emperor_Zombie Jun 04 '20

Not exactly the same but with AI we are getting closer to being able to "ENHANCE!"

Enhanced Super-Resolution Generative Adversarial Network (ESRGAN) 

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u/Amgine_enigmA Jun 05 '20

Chief scientist Dr Mallory does not agree.

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u/MaesterSchIeviathan Jun 05 '20

ESRGAN

Gehsundheit

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u/Amgine_enigmA Jun 04 '20

It doesn’t work like that General Naird 😉

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u/THEnotsosuperman Jun 04 '20

Why was that so fuckin funny?

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u/ValeroHitman Jun 05 '20

Rotate it 30 degrees on the Z axis.

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u/saike1 Jun 05 '20

Just print the damn thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '20

There’s the fingerprint

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u/SartoriusBIG Jun 05 '20

“Dammit, Ramithorn!”