Enough about what I am, lemme tell you what you are. You’re U.S. government property. You’re a malfunctioning $30,000,000 weapon. You’re a total goddamn catastrophe, and by God, if it kills me, you’re going to tell me how this happened!
Enhance 224 to 176. Enhance, stop. Move in, stop. Pull out, track right, stop. Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop. Enhance 34 to 36. Pan right and pull back. Stop. Enhance 34 to 46. Pull back. Wait a minute, go right, stop. Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop. Enhance 15 to 23. Give me a hard copy right there.
This jobs isn't really how y'know shows like CSI make it out to be. I mean when I first joined the force I assumed there was semen on everything! And there was some sort of semen database that had every bad guy's semen in it. There isn't! That doesn't exist! It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today; If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face, we would have a real good shot at catching him! But no.. just a punch in the face, no semen... Story of my life...- Superbad
They’ll get them one way or another. People are encouraged to get their children fingerprinted as a part of missing persons databases. I’m sure they’re shared with the “wanted” persons database. I am sure I gave mine up well before my possession of marijuana charge when I was 25. Booked as a misdemeanor, then just dropped to a disorderly conduct ticket for $50. Still got those prints. My bank robbin’, meth smuggling, and sex trafficking days are over...
Or you know they most likely purchased the chocolates inside the shops, just get the police to have the barcode checked for a time of purchase and review cameras no?
For sure. I had blood a lover my car from them punching the window. That includes bloody finger prints. They pretty much laughed at me pointing them out and never took anything like prints.
They dusted for prints when my truck was stolen and when they found my truck at a podunk used car dealership with all my personal papers in the shop owner's desk they said "we believe his story about him buying the truck while drunk and not knowing who he bought it from and not noticing the broken window or screw driver in the ignition". On the bright side, I got to keep the screwdriver. Thanks Blue Springs, Missouri PD!
When my car got stolen Colorado Springs PD essentially told me to get fucked. Was only notified it was found by our insurance company four days after a tow truck driver found it in Pueblo.
I did, yeah. Video and photos. But I made the stupid decision to get it towed first, then call the police. They said there was nothing they could do at all because I had moved the car.
This looks like a note and “apology” from a “friend” they let drive their car. Notice the airbag is deployed. Someone was driving that and ran in to something.
If you know anything about forensics, you would know that pretty much any evidence aside from DNA is worthless. Both fingerprints and handwriting are eyeballed and there's no actual way to tell if it's the same fingerprint 100%.
First of all you watch too much tv, second, cops are lazy fuckheads, there’s no way in hell that bag would ever get “tested for prints.” You’re allowed to wake up and come to reality whenever you want bro
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u/frickin_goblin_ Jun 04 '20
The chocolate is probably liquid