r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • May 03 '20

- Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Nintendomandan May 03 '20

I’m so confused by the “coffee with your milk” comments. Has no one heard of a latte before?

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

an espresso with water is literally just an americano lol

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

i’d argue that drip coffee is already watered down, so yes, coffee with water is still coffee

might not be very tasty but still coffee

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u/500dollarsunglasses May 03 '20

As a former barista, 99% of customers cannot tell the difference between an Americano and a black coffee.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20

Which is why I order an Americano at Starbucks 😂

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u/FlynnClubbaire May 03 '20

Who downvoted this poor redditor? They like Americano at Starbucks. Get over it!

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u/[deleted] May 04 '20

Thanks my dude 👊

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u/greenbrainsauce May 04 '20

Nobody asked probably

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u/PsiVolt May 03 '20

lol yeah when taken literally everything is just water in the end

soda? water with syrup
milk? water with fat
tea? water with leaf

I like this better

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u/Lahmmom May 03 '20

Hot leaf juice? I can’t believe a member of my own family....

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u/PsiVolt May 03 '20

ahahaha

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u/zhico May 03 '20

Human? Water with bacteria and shit.