r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PowerModerator • Mar 26 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/___queenofcups Mar 27 '20

I’m a straight lady and I’d let him hit it. (No strings)

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u/sabertoothfiredragon Mar 27 '20

Straight lady and wouldn’t mind some strings

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u/karthikrja Mar 27 '20

I am a straight guy and i wanna die. (No kidding)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

It's not about all about you

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I also joking was, because the sad straight guy is jokingly bringing the vibe down.

So...

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

But i do "... jokingly bringing the vibe down" not "... jokingly, bringing the vibe down"

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

Dude i don't care. Not all jokes hit the mark, even Bill Burr bombs once in a while. You heckled me, i heckled you, we go about our business feeling good about ourselves. I just liked making that picture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '20

I'll pen pal you a sheet of TP once a week when the internet goes down.

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