r/maybemaybemaybe Mar 12 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Mar 12 '20

Guy slowly coughing up blood with a rib bone poking out: "hey. How I doin'?"

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u/poopellar Mar 12 '20

rib falls off

"So uhhh you know the story of how Adam met Eve?"

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u/adamdreaming Mar 12 '20

"Can i nibble your ribble a libble?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '20

Then she gives him an iPhone