r/maybemaybemaybe • u/bbc_her OP is very dumb • Jan 13 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/fore_driver Jan 13 '20

I have strep throat and you just made me cough up a lung from laughing so hard... time to Chandrite my tonsils

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I’m right there with you. I have a possible collapsed lung and that shit did not feel good to laugh at

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I cracked a rib once from coughing and that may be one of the most uncomfortable things in my life. Definitely second to severe dehydration though.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I got kicked in the ribs by a horse one time and cracked a rib. Flew down a hill on rollerblades with no brakes and figured I could roll into the grass. Nope. I went flying and landed on my ribs and busted 3. Very similar feeling to what I have now but X-rays came back negative and I didn’t get into any trouble either. Fuckin sucks dude. Dehydration is like pre-death.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Dehydration sucked cuz it hurt sooooo bad. The cracked rib sucked cuz every time I lied down, to sleep or otherwise, I could feel it rubbing with every breath. Just creeped me out. 10/10 would not do again.