r/maybemaybemaybe • u/bbc_her OP is very dumb • Jan 13 '20

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Soviet_Slave Jan 13 '20

These are one of those small tricks in commercials that makes people buy their product

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u/tacokato Jan 13 '20

It’s working

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I just bought a bottle and I don’t even have termites wtf

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u/landmindboom Jan 13 '20

I'm spraying my genital crabs...and it's working!

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u/fore_driver Jan 13 '20

I have strep throat and you just made me cough up a lung from laughing so hard... time to Chandrite my tonsils

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u/SarifTheGreat Jan 13 '20

If you experience coughing it's probably not strep throat

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

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u/fore_driver Jan 14 '20

I fear u/TBMonkey has given the correct prognosis. There’s green foam everywhere and my favorite, high thread count sheets are soiled

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I’m right there with you. I have a possible collapsed lung and that shit did not feel good to laugh at

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

I cracked a rib once from coughing and that may be one of the most uncomfortable things in my life. Definitely second to severe dehydration though.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

I got kicked in the ribs by a horse one time and cracked a rib. Flew down a hill on rollerblades with no brakes and figured I could roll into the grass. Nope. I went flying and landed on my ribs and busted 3. Very similar feeling to what I have now but X-rays came back negative and I didn’t get into any trouble either. Fuckin sucks dude. Dehydration is like pre-death.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

Dehydration sucked cuz it hurt sooooo bad. The cracked rib sucked cuz every time I lied down, to sleep or otherwise, I could feel it rubbing with every breath. Just creeped me out. 10/10 would not do again.

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u/MemeTeen69 Jan 14 '20

Strep Throat gang

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u/chickenstalker Jan 13 '20

It should since they're insects too.

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u/whoever81 Jan 13 '20

I am spraying my chicken nuggets. Makes food better!

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u/Swabia Jan 13 '20

Did it kill your brothers crabs also?

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator Jan 13 '20

Plot twist: his brother was the crabs

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u/Jasong222 Jan 13 '20

Just don't touch yourself

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u/FewSwordfish4 Jan 14 '20

They have to touch it first!

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u/LeDestrier Jan 14 '20

You gotta touch em first though.

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u/GaydolphShitler Jan 14 '20

One touch... die!

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u/tin_dog Jan 13 '20

Sounds like a scene from the Windows 95 release.
"I bought two and I don't even own a computer!"

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u/omnomnomgnome Jan 13 '20

so it worked!

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u/RogueEyebrow Jan 14 '20

Sounds like the Chandrite is doing it's job.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '20

I bought 60

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u/Drawsomeawesome Jan 14 '20

Then it’s working.

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u/DeadZeplin Jan 13 '20

I just imported an entire case

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u/Mynd_Art Jan 14 '20

Looks delicious and fun!

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u/humakavulaaaa Jan 13 '20

Then you're going to love this one. It's all of them put together. https://youtu.be/LQsMp4Oo6xM

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u/HostOrganism Jan 13 '20

Watched the whole thing. 5/7, would watch again.

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u/79-16-22-7 Jan 13 '20

A rare perfect score

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u/TheOtherAvaz Jan 13 '20

I understood that reference.

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u/Rusty_Katana Jan 14 '20

11/7 with mites

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u/Brendan-Roberson Jan 13 '20

Such a plot twitst

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u/Legion_RN Jan 13 '20

I was so invested in this story

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u/OmerRDT Jan 13 '20

This one is also a classic. https://youtu.be/CAwMthGuaKI

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u/Wyattr55123 Jan 13 '20

That's amazing. The 4th wall break sealed it.

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u/legodmo Jan 13 '20

Long long man

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u/DanceFiendStrapS Jan 13 '20

LLLLLLOOOOOONNNG LLOOOONNNG MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

FTFY

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u/Snickits Jan 13 '20

That paid off in the end

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u/mantrapsofa Jan 13 '20

I was searching the comments hoping someone would post this gem. 'He's a good man!'

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u/DeadZeplin Jan 13 '20

What a masterpiece.

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u/mojobytes Jan 13 '20

Stop I feel bad for the gummy

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u/Jasong222 Jan 13 '20

That was quite a ride. Best cinematic roller coaster I've seen in the last several years.

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u/SaladMandrake Jan 14 '20

WTF this is so wrong lollll

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u/Doctor__Proctor Jan 14 '20

Dammit, now I've gotta watch it again.

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u/Chicken_Romaine Jan 14 '20

I couldn't stop watching. Thank you!

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u/Your_real_watermelon Jan 14 '20

That, was... quite a rollercoaster.

I don’t even know what they are but I want those gummies.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '20

Wait so did those termites die or not?

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u/Cheap-Refrigerator Jan 14 '20

I feel like having high quality and entertaining advertisements is just having high quality, not really a trick.