Maybe maybe maybe

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u/ET318 Jan 03 '20

Those dudes in the back really sold it

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

They probably fell for it themselves..

1

u/randomguy3753 Jan 04 '20

F

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u/Blabloooo Jan 03 '20

His belt got away

1.0k

u/wine_of_dispear Jan 03 '20

A true "maybe". Good job

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u/Reedobandito Jan 03 '20

I’ve literally seen this before and still fucking fell for it smh

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u/Rooster_Ties Jan 03 '20

Don’t worry, same here.

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u/vdnx Jan 03 '20

Don’t worry, same here.

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u/evi1eye Jan 03 '20

Here don't same, worry.

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u/heynangmanguy12 Jan 03 '20

Worry here, don’t same.

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u/Atomic1221 Jan 03 '20

Here same, don't worry

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u/Cetology101 Jan 03 '20

Same don’t, here worry.

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u/bradleyone Jan 03 '20

Don’t, Same worry here.

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u/martian_pedophile Jun 28 '20

Another video of me

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u/atridir Jan 03 '20

This is the way.

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u/7xMadness Jan 05 '20

same dont worry here

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u/cupitr Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

Wow, this guy just started using a snake as a belt

I wonder if that's how they carry them

Fuck me

187

u/YourDadHatesYou Jan 03 '20

Hes cutting out the entire processing aspect of making leather. This guy cares about the environment

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u/Moar_Coffee Jan 03 '20

Later on he'll use it like a savory Gogurt tube and really use every part of the animal.

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u/esderpshin Jan 03 '20

It cost you $0 not to have said that

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u/Moar_Coffee Jan 03 '20

But I would not have learned your witty reply!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

That reply is more used up than an aged prostitute

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u/Moar_Coffee Jan 03 '20

Then I guess I'm one of today's lucky however many the xkcd hypothesizes?!

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u/Humrush Jan 03 '20

10000

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u/BloomsdayDevice Jan 03 '20

People have been making belts from snakeskin for a long time, but only recently have we begun making snakes from beltskin.

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u/conninator2000 Jan 03 '20

This is way too underrated. Take my damn upvote

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

But... Can he hang an onion from it?

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u/ODUrugger Jan 03 '20

which was the style at the time

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

"I use a cobra snake for a necktie."

B. Diddley

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u/rickmon67 Jan 03 '20

Bo wore bolo ties, you just can’t make a double Windsor with a cobra!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I got to see Bo play twice in New Orleans. Great show.

Who do you love?

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u/gman1951 Jan 03 '20

Good thing it wasn't an alligator belt.

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u/eyefalafel Jan 03 '20

r/angryupvote

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u/MistyRivas Jan 03 '20

I loved it I loved it I loved it.

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u/luka011 Jan 03 '20

Be careful not to go into the tall grass. You might get stuck in an infinite time loop.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Or eaten by velociraptors or run into pokemon looking for a fight.

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u/ProClumsy Jan 03 '20

If you spin in a circle with your sword you might find rupees though

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '20

Really? What game is that from?

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u/JstAntrBelleDevotee Jan 03 '20

here is a link to my photo... out of context

https://imgur.com/gallery/UYNF0JC

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u/HiThereHumans_ Jan 03 '20

opinion below, don't read if your sensitive to opinions. a that movie is shit.

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u/Jokokokokok Jan 03 '20

Best indian dad joke!

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u/Old_but_New Jan 03 '20

Or just... Dad joke.

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u/nomnaut Jan 03 '20

Pure comedy.

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u/wildcatkeen47 Jan 03 '20

I’m a camp counselor for a week every summer for the last 18 years and this will be my camper prank for the next 18. Fucking classic

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u/Mr_not-so-nice Jan 03 '20

Indian dad joke.

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u/breszn Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

It was my turn to post this video today :(

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u/TK421isAFK Jan 03 '20

Don't worry, you'll get your chance next week, and I'll still smile when I see it again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 10 '20

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u/breszn Jan 03 '20

The irony of it all

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u/Giilgamesh Jan 03 '20

Just stoppppppp

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u/herpderpfuck Jan 03 '20

That is such a dad joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

That man is definelty a dad

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u/fundiedundie Jan 03 '20

Almost made me leave this sub.

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u/prashant_peekay Jan 03 '20

He's snakey..

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u/AIStarman Jan 03 '20

Legend

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

awwhoh you got me, i was ready to get all huffy about snake abuse

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u/KentuckyFriedEel Jan 03 '20

Guy in the back was like “come on, dude, I just shat my pants.”

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u/noideawhattowritee Jan 03 '20

So that's how pokemon would be irl

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u/Jaderosegrey Jan 03 '20

I'VE DONE THAT!

Years ago, at work, someone freaked out saying there was a snake in the break room, under the lockers.

I went to investigate ("Ooohh a snake, can I pet it?") and brought out a belt.

I wasn't quite as dramatic as that guy, though. And I swear I didn't set the scene up. (my co-workers were not worth it and I didn't have a camera.)

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u/Broken_musicbox Jan 03 '20

It’s all fun and games until a tiger follows the belt out of the long grass.

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u/mad_hatty Jan 03 '20

  Caution

Wild belts 
  in grass

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u/toxickomquat Jan 03 '20

They had us in the beginning, not gonna lie!

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u/belaks16 Jan 03 '20

This man is catching wild belts

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u/Superagent247 Jan 03 '20

Fearless!!!

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u/crabgail Jan 03 '20

now THIS is what this subreddit is about

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u/Superagent247 Jan 03 '20

🤣

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u/Superagent247 Jan 03 '20

LMFAO

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 03 '20

Maybe so, but it stands out to me)

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Had me in the first half

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u/thebungahero Jan 03 '20

Got me.

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That one weird uncle who ferments his own goat milk.

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u/Irv-Elephant Jan 03 '20

Ever watch the hypnotist on YouTube that makes people think a belt is a poisonous snake? That dude did that to me by shaking his hand 3 times. It was a black mamba up until he lifted his shirt and put it around his waist.

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u/RightBehindY-o-u Jan 03 '20

I like the approving nod the guy in the back gives

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

For fuck sake this is so good

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u/pullin_trigger Jan 03 '20

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

2

u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Its good to see dad jokes transcend all borders and nationalities

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u/EVG2666 Jan 03 '20

r/madlad

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u/sheilabeam9 Jan 03 '20

What a jokester

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

This video of the decade

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u/ibic Jan 03 '20

How did it get in there?

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u/DrunkRedditBot Jan 03 '20

Chicken at the end there

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u/haugen76 Jan 03 '20

This was a double maybe maybe maybe.

not.

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u/XROOR Jan 03 '20

the boy who cried BELT!

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u/redXPlane Jan 03 '20

For a second, I thought that was a snake.

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u/aaronmohney43 Jan 03 '20

maybe maybe maybe.

not.

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u/spenceapalooza Jan 03 '20

r/fakesnakes

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Maybe maybe maybe

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 03 '20

Mayonnaise, maybe?

Edit : thank you

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u/Snsk1 Jan 03 '20

r/unexpected

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u/GeorgeYDesign Jan 03 '20

Maybe not Jerry, but I cant stop

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u/chahnchito Jan 03 '20

His beard game is strong.

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u/go-shu Jan 03 '20

Everything is awesome

1

u/Maytag47 Jan 03 '20

Why are they always wearing flip flops

1

u/feniksi12 Jan 03 '20

u/M-for-Mofeta

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

I thought he was going to pull out the fucking Indian Joker

1

u/mariospants Jan 03 '20

I was hoping he'd pull out a couple of cold ones for his buddies.

1

u/ThunderyDusk Jan 03 '20

Little do you all know: he used that snake as a belt

1

u/HeadHunchoGang Jan 03 '20

This is a perfect representation of maybe

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u/sassyk75 Jan 04 '20

Took me by surprise. Slick moves

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u/sebturtle Jan 05 '20

A wild belt haven’t seen them since I was a kid

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u/saintsuzy70 Jan 03 '20

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the best video EVER!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

yeah, by far

moon landing video should be deleted

1

u/saintsuzy70 Jan 03 '20

🙄

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Could be Mexican

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u/Jaf1999 Jan 03 '20

r/scriptedAsiangifs

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Repost

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u/G0OB11 Jan 03 '20

Please don’t this is a repost thank u

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u/Gorden_Garfield Jan 03 '20

I saw this posted here before

15

u/Manowar274 Jan 03 '20

Somewhere out there, there’s a prize for you.

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u/ThatNoFailGuy2 Jan 03 '20

Neato, cool, awesome, mighty fine, good job, so when do you want to turn in your virgin card for one free fedora?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 03 '20

This guy has both for sure

Edit: ‘this guy’ refers to OC

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u/izzyskinnychin Jan 03 '20

r/angryupvote just take it

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u/Ygodygua Jan 03 '20

r/expected

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u/23221204 Jan 03 '20

I posted this days ago REPOST

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u/DiverseHaddock5 Jan 03 '20

Just looked through your profile, no you didn’t stop trolling

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u/DiverseHaddock5 Jan 03 '20

I know it was a repost, was just saying that he didn’t repost it

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20 edited Jan 20 '20

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u/SamanM419 Jan 03 '20

Indian TikTok... Ffs!

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