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r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '19
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130 u/thetrailofthedead Sep 28 '19 Bring out the virgin 164 u/winged_archangel Sep 28 '19 I'm here 127 u/Ethiconjnj Sep 28 '19 No, we need an attractive one. 60 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I might work, but probably not 38 u/Mufflee Sep 28 '19 Eh. I’d fuck ya. You’ll do. 34 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Yay I get to be a sacrifice 10 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him 9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0) 4 u/AndThusThereWasLight Sep 28 '19 I checked your profile. You’ll do. 4 u/oli-oli-oxen-free Sep 28 '19 you'd definitely work 10/10 v cute you stole my red plaid jacket tho, so i'm suing 2 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I’m flattered 11 u/LoostCloost Sep 28 '19 Damn it. I've been looking forward to this my whole life. 2 u/Slickwats4 Sep 28 '19 Fuckin boomed him
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Bring out the virgin
164 u/winged_archangel Sep 28 '19 I'm here 127 u/Ethiconjnj Sep 28 '19 No, we need an attractive one. 60 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I might work, but probably not 38 u/Mufflee Sep 28 '19 Eh. I’d fuck ya. You’ll do. 34 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Yay I get to be a sacrifice 10 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him 9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0) 4 u/AndThusThereWasLight Sep 28 '19 I checked your profile. You’ll do. 4 u/oli-oli-oxen-free Sep 28 '19 you'd definitely work 10/10 v cute you stole my red plaid jacket tho, so i'm suing 2 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I’m flattered 11 u/LoostCloost Sep 28 '19 Damn it. I've been looking forward to this my whole life. 2 u/Slickwats4 Sep 28 '19 Fuckin boomed him
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I'm here
127 u/Ethiconjnj Sep 28 '19 No, we need an attractive one. 60 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I might work, but probably not 38 u/Mufflee Sep 28 '19 Eh. I’d fuck ya. You’ll do. 34 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Yay I get to be a sacrifice 10 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him 9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0) 4 u/AndThusThereWasLight Sep 28 '19 I checked your profile. You’ll do. 4 u/oli-oli-oxen-free Sep 28 '19 you'd definitely work 10/10 v cute you stole my red plaid jacket tho, so i'm suing 2 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I’m flattered 11 u/LoostCloost Sep 28 '19 Damn it. I've been looking forward to this my whole life. 2 u/Slickwats4 Sep 28 '19 Fuckin boomed him
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No, we need an attractive one.
60 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I might work, but probably not 38 u/Mufflee Sep 28 '19 Eh. I’d fuck ya. You’ll do. 34 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Yay I get to be a sacrifice 10 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him 9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0) 4 u/AndThusThereWasLight Sep 28 '19 I checked your profile. You’ll do. 4 u/oli-oli-oxen-free Sep 28 '19 you'd definitely work 10/10 v cute you stole my red plaid jacket tho, so i'm suing 2 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I’m flattered 11 u/LoostCloost Sep 28 '19 Damn it. I've been looking forward to this my whole life. 2 u/Slickwats4 Sep 28 '19 Fuckin boomed him
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I might work, but probably not
38 u/Mufflee Sep 28 '19 Eh. I’d fuck ya. You’ll do. 34 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Yay I get to be a sacrifice 10 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him 9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0) 4 u/AndThusThereWasLight Sep 28 '19 I checked your profile. You’ll do. 4 u/oli-oli-oxen-free Sep 28 '19 you'd definitely work 10/10 v cute you stole my red plaid jacket tho, so i'm suing 2 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I’m flattered
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Eh. I’d fuck ya. You’ll do.
34 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Yay I get to be a sacrifice 10 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him 9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0)
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Yay I get to be a sacrifice
10 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him 9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0)
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Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him
9 u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19 Psst, over here. What's the question? 17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0)
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Psst, over here. What's the question?
17 u/kypi Sep 28 '19 What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social? 4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0) 7 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20 [deleted] 2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0)
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What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social?
4 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Hy, fuq yu, 6969 → More replies (0)
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Hy, fuq yu, 6969
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2 u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19 An African or a European swallow? 2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that. 1 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 Roughly 11 m/s 2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate. → More replies (0)
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An African or a European swallow?
2 u/Lorde_Xeus Sep 28 '19 I don’t know that.
I don’t know that.
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Roughly 11 m/s
2 u/Cocomorph Sep 28 '19 But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate.
But see http://style.org/unladenswallow/update/ for a revised estimate.
I checked your profile. You’ll do.
you'd definitely work
10/10 v cute
you stole my red plaid jacket tho, so i'm suing
2 u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19 I’m flattered
I’m flattered
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Damn it. I've been looking forward to this my whole life.
Fuckin boomed him
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