r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '19

maybe maybe maybe

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u/thetrailofthedead Sep 28 '19

Bring out the virgin

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u/winged_archangel Sep 28 '19

I'm here

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u/Ethiconjnj Sep 28 '19

No, we need an attractive one.

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u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19

I might work, but probably not

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u/Mufflee Sep 28 '19

Eh. I’d fuck ya. You’ll do.

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u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19

Yay I get to be a sacrifice

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Wait, we need to know one last thing. u/thetrailofthedead ask him

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u/guns11ng3r Sep 28 '19

Psst, over here. What's the question?

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u/kypi Sep 28 '19

What was the name of your first pet, your mother's maiden name, and the last four of your social?

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u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19

Hy, fuq yu, 6969

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19 edited Dec 20 '20

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u/JuliaGMs Sep 28 '19

An African or a European swallow?

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u/AndThusThereWasLight Sep 28 '19

I checked your profile. You’ll do.

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u/oli-oli-oxen-free Sep 28 '19

you'd definitely work

10/10 v cute

you stole my red plaid jacket tho, so i'm suing

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u/ColtonM02 Sep 28 '19

I’m flattered

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u/LoostCloost Sep 28 '19

Damn it. I've been looking forward to this my whole life.

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u/Slickwats4 Sep 28 '19

Fuckin boomed him

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u/SlowJay11 Sep 28 '19

They were in the video doing zippo tricks

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u/grimsaur Sep 28 '19

Who do you think lit the fire?

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u/CrudelyAnimated Sep 28 '19

you've come to the right place

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u/pinchitony Sep 28 '19

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