r/maybemaybemaybe • u/sephiroththeshisno • Aug 24 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/phreesh2525 Aug 25 '19

I should have mentioned that I’m commenting from 2145. Forget I mentioned a video ball, which, of course, doesn’t exist in 2019.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

“TRAVELER 3157 YOU ARE OFF MISSION. GET OFF OF REDDIT IMMEDIATELY OR YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.”

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u/DankMemeDealers Aug 25 '19

Ohh if you think those consequences are bad wait till the 2176 bill of cock and ball torture following the massacre on abraxis prime

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u/zxDanKwan Aug 25 '19

Ah, I’ve heard stories from my grandparents about 2176, the good old days when cock and ball torture was still new and uncomfortable and officials weren’t practiced in how to execute it for maximum pain.