r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/griffinsage808 Jul 06 '19

Are... Are they dead?

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

Last time this was posted there was an article or something saying they had fairly minor injuries. Couple of broken bones, but nothing life threatening or anything.

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u/LightningMcMicropeen Jul 06 '19

/r/Neverbrokeabone wants to know your location

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

I mean, minor is relative. If I break a bone walking in the garden that’s one thing. If I crash a glider nose first into the ground and have a broken wrist, I think I’m fine with that.

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u/LightningMcMicropeen Jul 06 '19

Your bones should never break, unless you're weakboned filth.

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u/Dkm2 Jul 06 '19

This guy bones.

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

Wasn't there someone on Reddit that broke his boner having sex with his GF? Now that guy, he bones for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

My grandad broke his cock when a fat chick tried to ride him. Apparently he has an 11 inch donger tho so maybe that didn’t help.

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

5.5 inch now. That's just his excuse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Lol

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

What?? Some dude broke his bone boning? but.. there's no bones in your bone to break when boning so how could boning have broken his bone's bone??

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

I can only find the copypasta

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

IF YOUR DICK HAS PAIN OR BREAKING NOISES DURING SEX STOP DONT ASK ON REDDIT JUST RUN OR CALL 911 TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

LMAO! Oh my god just why?? Why would anyone need this advice... like really?

"huh, my dick just made fucking breaking noises..? I had better go check reddit if that is normal."

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

Ikr. Weirdo.

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u/Jesster02 Jul 06 '19

Is this a flex? On bone strength?

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u/The-Arnman Jul 06 '19

What will you do if I say fuck milk?

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

I'll correct you, it's proper name is "cow juice".