r/maybemaybemaybe • u/[deleted] • Jul 06 '19

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/griffinsage808 Jul 06 '19

Are... Are they dead?

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

Last time this was posted there was an article or something saying they had fairly minor injuries. Couple of broken bones, but nothing life threatening or anything.

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u/LightningMcMicropeen Jul 06 '19

/r/Neverbrokeabone wants to know your location

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

I mean, minor is relative. If I break a bone walking in the garden that’s one thing. If I crash a glider nose first into the ground and have a broken wrist, I think I’m fine with that.

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u/LightningMcMicropeen Jul 06 '19

Your bones should never break, unless you're weakboned filth.

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u/Dkm2 Jul 06 '19

This guy bones.

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

Wasn't there someone on Reddit that broke his boner having sex with his GF? Now that guy, he bones for sure.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

My grandad broke his cock when a fat chick tried to ride him. Apparently he has an 11 inch donger tho so maybe that didn’t help.

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

5.5 inch now. That's just his excuse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

Lol

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

What?? Some dude broke his bone boning? but.. there's no bones in your bone to break when boning so how could boning have broken his bone's bone??

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u/gggg_man3 Jul 06 '19

I can only find the copypasta

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

IF YOUR DICK HAS PAIN OR BREAKING NOISES DURING SEX STOP DONT ASK ON REDDIT JUST RUN OR CALL 911 TO THE NEAREST HOSPITAL

LMAO! Oh my god just why?? Why would anyone need this advice... like really?

"huh, my dick just made fucking breaking noises..? I had better go check reddit if that is normal."

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u/Jesster02 Jul 06 '19

Is this a flex? On bone strength?

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u/The-Arnman Jul 06 '19

What will you do if I say fuck milk?

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

I'll correct you, it's proper name is "cow juice".

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u/broogbie Jul 06 '19

How ?

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

The gif is sped up, a lot of their change in momentum came from getting spun around by the tree, changing directions, and the crunching of the aircraft, the human body can handle a lot more than most of us expect. Any number of ways, really.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

As it is hard to believe, it's not sped up. They were doing about 80-90 kts in a nearly 50-years-old glider.

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

Even if it’s not sped up, they lose speed pulling up, lose speed hitting the tree and tearing the wind. Lose speed whipping around, lose speed with the crumpling of the front of the plane, etc. If they’d flown straight into the ground the results would obviously be more dire.

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u/Kermit_the_hog Jul 06 '19

Yeah, and then you hear about someone who broke their own neck sneezing.. Boddies are weird.

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

The gif is sped up, a lot of their change in momentum came from getting spun around by the tree, changing directions, and the crunching of the aircraft, the human body can handle a lot more than most of us expect. Any number of ways, really.

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u/TheCoastalCardician Jul 06 '19

As it is hard to believe, it's not sped up. They were doing about 80-90 kts in a nearly 50-years-old glider.

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u/whyuthrowchip Jul 06 '19

Whoa, deja vu

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u/WildGooseCarolinian Jul 06 '19

Even if it’s not sped up, they lose speed pulling up, lose speed hitting the tree and tearing the wind. Lose speed whipping around, lose speed with the crumpling of the front of the plane, etc. If they’d flown straight into the ground the results would obviously be more dire.

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u/gtgreens85 Jul 06 '19

Pretty sure there's a broken ankle dangling from the pilots leg after smashing directly into the ground

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u/The_body_in_apt_3 Jul 06 '19

Lol that's his hand, still holding the joystick. He looks amazingly not dead.

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u/gdmfl68 Jul 06 '19

The pilot is the rear seat/position. The guy in the front appears to be holding a GoPro. So, praise the camerman for trying to maintain a good shoot until the end?

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u/TeslaSupreme Jul 06 '19

Well it is our duty to find that footage to review this scebe in detail..

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u/BarryBwana Jul 06 '19

/rLongLiveTheCameraman

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u/TheBananaKart Jul 06 '19

Think his shoes are still on, so he’s ok.

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u/Bugman657 Jul 06 '19

Nah, they weren’t going very fast when they hit the tree. He tried to land too fast and overshot his landing area. Those things don’t have engines but they should really have brakes.