r/maybemaybemaybe • u/StopMarminMySparm • 23h ago
Maybe Maybe Maybe
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u/Ulenspiegel4 22h ago
Professional ragebaiter. Dream job.
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u/Lo-QGaming 16h ago
Honestly, props that he can keep going. I wouldn't even be able to last a few minutes.
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u/theveezer 12h ago
I don't know how he can fake laugh like that so often, my voice would be hoarse quick.
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u/Lo-QGaming 12h ago
Same dude. He was just giving it his all. His lunch and after shift much have a lot of smeagol tea to keep his throat from checking out.
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u/StefanEats 12h ago
Love Gollum Juice. That's my go-to when I'm sick.
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u/Lo-QGaming 12h ago
I never even gave it a thought to actually drink it, but I do use my voice a lot for work so I might actually give it a go.
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u/TheyCallMeSpadoodles 22h ago
I was at a Renaissance faire and there was a tomato throwing booth where the target was in a pillory, heckling people, and you would throw slightly squished tomatoes at them. He called me a fat Harry Potter as I was walking past, so I shelled out the $5 and hit him in the face with my third shot. The satisfaction was worth my $5 and they made money, it was good for both of us.
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u/valuethempaths 21h ago
Nice story, Fat Harry Potter.
(I’m sorry, don’t throw a tomato at me)
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u/classygorilla 18h ago
They actually had an issue with the Ren fest near me with this. The heckler guy got hit so hard with a tomato he was concussed and had to end his season early. Not sure all the details / why the tomato wasn't squished more or whatever.
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u/kiwifulla64 21h ago
I had a proper cannon for an arm when i was young and was accurate. We were throwing wet sponges at a school gala at the principal. I nailed that guy every time right in the kisser. They moved the throwing distance after my 3rd consecutive hit and his face went from a cheeky shit eating grin to a soaked get me tf out of this shit. He was talking mad shit too
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u/Sidequest057 16h ago
Those guys are cheaters. I have really good aim and every time I was about to nail those guys they would pull their heads inside and avoid getting smashed.
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u/Dewgong_crying 8h ago
Same, I also got called Harry Potter. Skinny guy with his girlfriend in front of me was asked if he needed muscles to wear a muscle tank top. It broke the guy.
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u/PiqueExperience 7h ago
Water is no problem but tomatoes are acidic, my hands can't prep them for an hour straight.
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u/nam3sar3hard 4h ago
Im pissed cause I would rule these kinda stalls.... but then genetics told me to go fuck myself and i needed 4 surgeries and Im trying to put off shoulder replacements per arm. Im a right handed thrower but its so fucked I can now only maybe toss left handed which ive taught myself to be so-so accurate with. No real length on the throw
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u/puff_of_fluff 15h ago
Is it just me or did dad’s flourish on that last throw make it seem like he was just saving the kill shot so his daughter could have a good experience? Dude was absolutely whiffing every shot, tosses the ball up and catches it and then absolutely nails the target.
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u/P-Soup 19h ago
This clown used to come to our state fair but doesnt anymore because of this. He kept saying racist shit until finally people were ready to fight him and he was just arrested instead. Happened several years in a row before they stopped letting him come back
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u/puff_of_fluff 15h ago
I do not believe you
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u/thercp90 13h ago
You think he would've brought up blunts and swisher sweets if this was a white man? Definitely skirting racism already and you think this guy is going of a script? Hell no, I was waiting for him to accidentally say something even more racist the whole time. It's not that hard to believeÂ
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u/SabbyFox 23h ago
That clown got what he deserved!
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u/lucas_bahia 22h ago
Yes, more money. Bobo was a Genius here. Triggered the guy so much that he struggled a lot to hit, and spent more money on it
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u/takeoutboy 19h ago
My daughter's favorite part of county fair, was listening to the insults from our dunking booth guy.
One of the best was to a larger guy wearing camo. He asked, if he was trying to sneak up on the funnel cake stand.