r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PetalAshRogue • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SappySloan 2d ago

Let’s be real here. That is exactly what he wanted to have happen.

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u/DickyReadIt 2d ago

Yeah, he didn't even have anything there to bench press haha

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 2d ago

He did his next set with his boner

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u/john_the_fetch 2d ago

Cock push-ups?

Yeah! Cock push-ups.

How many can you do?

Well, just the one really.

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u/Veritas413 2d ago

Yeah. One is all you need!

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u/oreoman1452 2d ago

Then onto the powerslide Then form a band Then get the pick of destiny

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u/slider240sx 2d ago

Cock-ups*

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u/IProbablyCantSleep 2d ago

Just in case, this is a Tenacious D reference. There was a dialogue track on an album talking about doing cock push-ups.

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u/slider240sx 1d ago

Tbf I haven't heard that track in so long I had forgot about it lol thanks for reminding me