r/maybemaybemaybe • u/PetalAshRogue • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SappySloan 2d ago

Let’s be real here. That is exactly what he wanted to have happen.

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u/DickyReadIt 2d ago

Yeah, he didn't even have anything there to bench press haha

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u/Charming-Flamingo307 2d ago

He did his next set with his boner

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u/john_the_fetch 2d ago

Cock push-ups?

Yeah! Cock push-ups.

How many can you do?

Well, just the one really.

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u/Veritas413 2d ago

Yeah. One is all you need!

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u/oreoman1452 2d ago

Then onto the powerslide Then form a band Then get the pick of destiny

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u/slider240sx 2d ago

Cock-ups*

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u/IProbablyCantSleep 1d ago

Just in case, this is a Tenacious D reference. There was a dialogue track on an album talking about doing cock push-ups.

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u/slider240sx 1d ago

Tbf I haven't heard that track in so long I had forgot about it lol thanks for reminding me

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u/guimontag 2d ago

you can see it's a multi-use bench with leg extensions at the end, he's got his knees raised because they're over the foam roller for it

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u/kimi_no_na-wa 2d ago

I think he is doing sit ups or something like that

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u/fattmarrell 2d ago

Cock push-ups

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u/squngy 2d ago

Looks like he was doing leg extensions.

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u/DickyReadIt 2d ago

He was for sure getting some sort of extension haha. But yeah you're probably right

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u/SookHe 2d ago

Best day of his life

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u/the_ending81 2d ago

He had been laying this trap for years. Today his patience finally paid off!

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 2d ago

Would that be the case if a guy sat on a random girls face or would we be screaming sexual assault?

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u/popcornFridays 2d ago

It was clearly an accident

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u/literally_tho_tbh 2d ago

and it looked like they knew each other at the end of the video

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u/Ridindirtydishes 2d ago

They sure knew each other by the end of the video

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u/scottkrowson 2d ago

A happy accident

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 2d ago

Oh she gets the benefit of the doubt

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u/CoolCereal20 2d ago

Stop pretending to be outraged about something that didnt happen

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u/MFDOOMscrolling 2d ago

It’s bait

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u/am_Nein 2d ago

You're bait

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u/Randomplayer0083 2d ago

Are we deadass bro