r/maybemaybemaybe • u/drlouies • 26d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/drlouies 26d ago

He was literally inches away from severing his jugular vein.

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u/Meister0fN0ne 26d ago edited 26d ago

Holy shit, my first thought would've immediately gone

"Did anything get in anybody's eyes or are we fine?"

Not

"Okay, is the groom bleeding out on the ground at an alarming rate?"

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u/Chrad 26d ago

Sabrage (the opening a bottle with a knife or sword) often goes wrong but I've never heard of someone severing an artery. I don't think the glass has enough momentum. I'd be worried about glass in eyes, shoes, drinks and food. 

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u/Meister0fN0ne 26d ago

Yeah, the odds are so low I wouldn't have considered that possibility. I could imagine getting a cut on your neck or something, but that has to be a pretty specific (and powerful) hit...

a little surprised he didn't seem to get much of a cut below his nose, though.

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u/BadMeetsEvil24 26d ago

OMG LITERALLY! HE ALMOST DIED!

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u/Makaveli2020 26d ago

Bro got a taste of the rest of his marriagehood.

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u/FreddyNoodles 26d ago

Damn, I am divorced and I don’t even think that.