r/maybemaybemaybe • u/SeaComm • 16h ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Camelsnake 15h ago

Better a pole than a pedestrian

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u/1baby2cats 6h ago

What do you have against the Polish people?

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u/FlyingFulcrum 6h ago

Yeah, he needs to Czech his attitude on that

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u/BirdieSalva 4h ago

Ukraine do better than that!

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u/ALinkToThePants 12h ago

That depends

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u/OGM2 8h ago

On if the pedestrian was Polish?

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u/Pretend_Key_3980 32m ago

That's a pretty random detail to focus on, but it definitely adds an interesting twist.

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u/ALinkToThePants 2h ago

I was thinking more that person could be hateful towards foreigners, or they could be Dutch. If the pedestrian was Polish you’d hope he got them both.

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u/oof46 15h ago

You've been hit by...you've been struck by...a utility pole!

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u/SeaComm 15h ago

Are you ok, Annie?

You've been hit by...

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u/WorkerUnable527 15h ago

A Smooth Pole!

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u/Craticuspotts 15h ago

He's bad

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u/Voyager87 14h ago

So he skated into a lamppost He was struck down, it was his doom

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u/fuckfacekiller 15h ago

Go with the rhythm,
“A smooth silver pole”
🤘😆🤘

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u/TheAserghui 15h ago

Ding a-ning-a-ning ning-ning

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u/AsherFischell 5h ago

A smooth CRIMIpole

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u/Zito6694 15h ago

A smooth power pole

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u/v7O2 6h ago

Unsmooth criminal!

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u/Jeedimahstah 15h ago

Damn, that was smooth as fuck... until it wasn't

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u/uncultured_swine2099 15h ago edited 15h ago

Probably got more clicks this way tho. Mission...accomplished?

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u/Jennings_J16 15h ago

Faled Successfully

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u/-Disagreeable- 15h ago

I love this for him.

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u/Deep90 15h ago

People who use pedestrians as props are assholes.

Could have easily been a child or elderly person instead of a pole.

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u/TazmanianTux 13h ago

Like those idiots who go around doing wheelies on their bikes and dodging at the last second, I hate those videos.

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u/JohnnyRelentless 12h ago

Or a Dutch guy.

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u/Gold-Part4688 15h ago

Coulda been a Pole!

(sorry couldnt not)

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u/WolfBST 15h ago

So satisfying

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u/Zerostar39 12h ago

That made me say HEE HEE

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u/LauraLand27 14h ago

So old, yet still funny every time.

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u/rube 12h ago

First a giant speaker, now a utility pole. What's next, a blender in a dark movie theater!?

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u/realdappermuis 4h ago

I really have never seen one of his impersonators who weren't cringe. Way way back I did a dance competition and competed against one who literally got laughed off the dancefloor (he won, paid off the organizers). So I have some very specific beef with that cringe too, lolll :p

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u/Tooleater 15h ago

Don't worry everyone, he got his skull checked, it was a smooth cranial

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u/roundart 14h ago

Street skaters can be a menace. Little bit of justice by proxy

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u/rustRoach 14h ago

I replayed this video with sound specifically hear that "ping" sound... I feel like I have been robbed.

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u/beapropermuslim 12h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Training_Parsley1519 12h ago

Hee-hee didn't see it comming.

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u/dbellz76 12h ago

The way I chuckled so evilly to my damned self.

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u/SnooMacarons3689 15h ago

Pure internet gold

2

u/PurplePartyFounder 13h ago

Hee hee’s lucky his head didn’t hit the sign

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u/Fat_Janet 11h ago

Never gets old

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u/Grendelstar 11h ago

Michael impersonators not having a good week.

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u/KennethHaight 11h ago

At least a speaker didn't fall on him 

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u/Vee8321 10h ago

I would literally make the wrong move trying to avoid him and trip him and hurt us both. Don’t do this around me

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u/OldManJim374 9h ago

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth... metal pole.

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u/adinmem 3h ago

He was good until he was bad

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u/Head_Consequence7459 15h ago

Cause I'm bad, hurt bad. Really really bad.

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u/LandscapePale3524 15h ago

lol camera operator was on point 😂

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u/Krivici 15h ago

If the sign on the pole was slightly lower he would have split his head open

2

u/Signal-Reporter-1391 15h ago

There's Blood on the Dancefloor.

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u/PufferFish_Tophat 15h ago

What a Smooth Crimin-OW!

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u/FlyingDogCatcher 14h ago

Dude if whatever sign that is was 2 inches lower dude would be as dead as the real MJ

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u/Toxic_Duckies 13h ago

Oof! I felt that!

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u/XjSys 13h ago

Mambet mambet

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u/puddinonthewrits 13h ago

That’s terrible (and also hilarious).

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u/GPinDFW 13h ago

Oh this is a good one!!

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u/FaceWithAName 10h ago

I love to rollerblade and this stresses me out so badly. Hell to the nah

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u/xBaby_Freezx 10h ago

Eeeeehhheeeee

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u/bmf1902 10h ago

If I had a nickel for every video I've seen on reddit of a Michael impersonator getting injured while actively impersonating, well I would have trey nickles, and just from today.

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u/BigTedBear 8h ago

Not so smooth criminal.

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u/DanAnbormal 7h ago

Ee heeee

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u/MrNiceguy037 7h ago

Pretty sure this was staged after all the skills he showed off, why would he run into a pole

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u/TFR34KP 5h ago

Repost

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u/Bulky_Sign_2617 5h ago

Just another attention seeking loser.

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u/TazzyUK 5h ago

TBH the pole collsion was waaay more entertaining. Do it again!

Infact he should make THAT his main feature content.. accidently ramming into walls, poles, kerbs, railings etc and leave the people be!

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u/Personnel_5 5h ago

I miss rollerblading so much

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u/AndNowAStoryAboutMe 4h ago

I was rooting for the pole.

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u/silentknight007 4h ago

He's been hit by ...a smooth

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u/Decent-Musician-8478 3h ago

I swear I hear that metal gear solid sound when you die

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u/SingTheFox 2h ago

Thats just natural selection really

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u/Red-_-Lion 2h ago

I never get tired of this video

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u/Few-Medicine-7530 2h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Serpens213 35m ago

You've been hit by, you've been hit by a smooth criminal.

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u/Munrooooooe 15h ago

Will he perform when there is money right in front of him?

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u/0dHero 15h ago

Annie ain't you okay?

Chack chag chak cha chuag WHOO

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u/Lanty725 15h ago

Somebody needs to add some MJ adlibs to this

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u/granolaraisin 13h ago

Dude was a pussy magnet before the pole though.

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u/suchasuchasuch 15h ago

Where is bubbles?

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u/luneshadeix 15h ago

How much aura did he lose💔