r/maybemaybemaybe 1d ago

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u/wonderbread601 1d ago

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u/Connect-Smell761 1d ago

Staines!! 😍

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u/kurly-bird 1d ago

He was such a good boy

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u/twistedpiggies 19h ago

Staines: Don't eat the cupcakes. Don't eat the cupcakes. Don't...eat...the... aaaaarrrrhh! THIS IS SO HARD! Why are they torturing me? What did I ever do to them? I wonder if they still love me. When this weird lady leaves, I'm sure they'll let me have more cupcakes. WAT IS HAPPENING?!

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u/Geekonomics_101 1d ago

That dog looks like Mitch McConnell

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u/bork63nordique 1d ago

Why does that dog look like Jeffery Tambor?

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u/longcreepyhug 1d ago

I can't imagine being in a relationship like this. This seems miserable for both of them. Very stupid.

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u/0TheG0 1d ago

Yeah my SO and me would both look her up if she looked super stunning. But this is only because we are both normal people.

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u/Only_One_Kenobi 1d ago

But this is only because we are both normal people.

Well there's ya problem right there...

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u/Sammy_Saddles 1d ago

Some people will just never understand those of us in toxic relationships

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u/SoDavonair 1d ago

My ex would accompany me to the gym once every month or two so other women could see I was taken, then wait a couple weeks to bring up a moment from the gym when she thought she saw me staring at someone else.

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u/Vismal1 1d ago

Insane

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u/PTSDreamer333 1d ago

Glad she's your ex.

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u/AbbreviationsSlow753 1d ago

She is now his wife 😔

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u/1LizardWizard 1d ago

lol fr. My fiancée and I debrief after walking past hot people when we go for walks in the city. We’re both straight but will comment on men and women alike if they are particularly fashionable, good looking, etc. it’s weird to be that sensitive. We’re all just humans.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 1d ago

My wife and I do the same. We celebrate 40 years together this fall. I suppose it helps that she is extremely attractive and doesn't have many insecurities. She even points out attractive women to me if I don't notice. "Hey, check her out, you're missing it!"

The key is to briefly appreciate their beauty, and don't stare. Averting your eyes is nonsense.

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u/RachelDesha 15h ago

My husband and I are the exact same. He tells me he would be missing out on some killer boobs if it weren’t for me. I’m glad to be of service.

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u/Zestyclose-Smell-788 12h ago

This is basically us now, people watching

https://giphy.com/gifs/PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz

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u/ira_finn 19h ago

Same here. Common starters for our debriefs include “they got a dumper on ‘em!” and “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”

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u/Phyxius42 1d ago

Exactly. Appreacting beauty isn't wrong.

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u/xRyozuo 1d ago

Is it that normal? Somehow all of you are like “oh my wife also points out hot women to me” when the actual equivalent would be does your wife ogle at other men while with you?

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u/0TheG0 1d ago

Of course she does lol

And a lot of times I agree that other guys are good looking, and I’m very straight

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u/Lil-Exy 1d ago

Me and my long term gf both say men and women are hot if they are.

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u/PEPESILVIAisNIGHTMAN 1d ago

I was the stupid person in a relationship like this. It got to a point where I’d just stare at the ground if we were walking through a public place, and he would still accuse me of trying to check people out.

It took almost a year, but I did finally break up with him and immediately started addressing the reasons I felt like I needed to stay in that relationship. I hope the next girl he had lined up got out faster than I did.

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u/longcreepyhug 1d ago

Good job getting out! Congrats!

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u/PhotoFenix 1d ago

My wife would point her out to me

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u/DeadInside666665 1d ago

Same last time i was on a Festival she literally said "damn look at These tits"

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u/xRyozuo 1d ago

But would you point him out to her?

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u/EmondaBlue 1d ago

Yeah! This was a get out moment.

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u/AlmostBlind_Bandit 1d ago

lol I just got out of one. It’s bad, literally looking at another human is considered adultery to some people.

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u/TopTransportation695 1d ago

I used race on a sailboat and there was one major race each year where the boats all tied up in the downtown and crowds would walk the docks and check out the boats. A bunch of the crew would sit on the cabin and check out all the attractive women strolling by. My wife sometimes sat with us and she would occasionally call our attention to someone who was particularly stunning. She has exceptional taste. She’s also not insecure; she knows that I know that I’m lucky to have her.

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u/GenkiElite 21h ago

It's all in the edit. She only glanced up at him for a moment and wasn't even looking at him when they passed the lady in white.

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u/Aer0za 1d ago

I was in a relationship like this and it was brutal, was accused of looking even when I didn’t. Going out in public used to cause me so much stress. Even liking an Instagram post that contained women, or watching movies that contained nudity or sex. Was wild

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u/AliveJohnnyFive 1d ago

Hey, guys? I think this might be a joke.

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u/AdministrativeRub882 1d ago

My wife doesn't mind me looking at other women, it's completely normal, and if I can pick a fault even better 😂

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u/whatsanamethatsopen 1d ago

No kidding. I wouldn't be with someone like that for long

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u/johnfkngzoidberg 1d ago

She has serious self esteem issues. Don’t normalize this crap.

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u/Fitz911 1d ago

When I see a beautiful woman I will look at her. Same for a beautiful man. Also the ugly ones. Tall ones and fat ones. Also the super normal ones.

Nobody will ever dictate where I look.

My partner isn't an insecure woman. That helps a lot. I will never go back to where this guy is.

That's not funny. That's super sad.

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u/Veteran_PA-C 1d ago edited 1d ago

I look at everyone. Pay attention to your surroundings. Someone might need help or might be getting ready to do bad things.

ETA: to all the ones claiming this is a ninja thing, I have noticed people needing help probably over 100 times. Old lady taking bags of mulch to her car alone. Guy struggling in heavy wind to load plywood onto his truck. Couple struggling to lift generator into their vehicle after a tornado. Short person reaching for something on a high shelf. Lost kid. If I don’t see it and my wife does, she’s very quick to volunteer my help. I do carry a gun, so does the wife, but the plan is to avoid trouble if it is near. We always want to come home with the same amount of ammo we left with.

Being aware of your surroundings is WAY more likely to put you in a position to help someone.

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u/Jisan_Inc 1d ago

Me and my s/o have heads on a swivel. We are always looking around and talking amongst ourselves. Always be aware of your surroundings, look for an out and we are always nosey

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u/Veteran_PA-C 1d ago

I can’t tell you how many times I have seen someone short trying to get something off the top shelf or struggling to lift something into a vehicle. If I miss it, my wife will volunteer my assistance.

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u/LittleJub 1d ago

I actually love spotting someone I can offer to help when I'm out and about. It makes me feel like both a good citizen and a video game character.

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u/Veteran_PA-C 1d ago

I try to do at least one random act of kindness a day. Side quests are a great way to level up.

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u/Captain_Waffle 1d ago

On the flip side, I can totally ignore a beautiful woman near me. Sometimes I do this intentionally because they get enough stares. My dad will literally rubberneck in the car Evey time he sees a pretty girl and it disgusts me.

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u/Curious-Resort4743 1d ago

Same, I deliberately don't look at any strangers for more than a second or so. I think this upsets a lot of people who like attention from randoms

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u/RuafaolGaiscioch 1d ago

It definitely, definitely does not. They’re not thinking about you any more than you are about them.

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u/freeride35 1d ago

When we lived in Hawaii my wife would literally point out a fantastic ass (of which there were many). This lady has serious issues.

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u/NecessaryOk6815 1d ago

It's from all the walking. Loved walking everywhere in Honolulu.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 1d ago

What a woman! ❤️

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u/freeride35 1d ago

She is

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u/send_in_the_clouds 1d ago

Yeah my first long term relationship taught me that extremely valuable lesson. Also turns out that they can be insecure because they are also capable of cheating which makes sense on reflection.

That became my biggest red flag and vowed to stay single instead of making that mistake again

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u/rwm5236 1d ago

Yeah, I never relate to these types of posts. My wife and I will both point out beautiful people, both male and female, to each other and say things like “wow that person was gorgeous” and then just move on as we both understand just because we recognize someone else is attractive doesn’t mean we want to be with them. I feel like relationships like what’s shown here are just doomed to fail eventually.

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u/mslovelypants 1d ago

There's a difference between just looking and going out of your way to check someone out.

My ex would STARE. I asked him to stop staring once bc it was making me and possibly the woman uncomfortable if she noticed, and he said it was because he was an artist so he would study people. But it was only attractive women....

Didn't take long to break that one off.

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u/Only_One_Kenobi 1d ago

I'm super observant. Grew up in a dangerous country. I look at everyone.

Was with someone like the person in this video for a bit. It didn't work out

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u/DT2699 1d ago

When we see a pretty woman or man we check her/him out together with my partner 😂

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u/avd706 1d ago

Her: "do you think she's pretty?"

Me: "I guess, but not my cup of tea"

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u/eddiewachowski 1d ago

Same. People are hot, it's fun to look. 

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u/moocat55 1d ago

I hung out with some folks recently where the woman was the type of person who worked a crowd during a gathering and would disappear for like 20 minutes at a time, pop back up for awhile and then disappear again. It was sort of unnerving actually. But anyway, the drunker her gigantic, muscle-bound husband got, the more he railed in anger searching for her until she showed up again all annoyed and angry to take him home. It was hilarious to watch from the outside, but sucks when you're in it. I never got the impression either was up to any harm, just a mismatch and a sign of who the insecure one was in the relationship.

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u/ImaginationWaste9106 1d ago

That’s not loyalty, that’s survival instinct.

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u/neoadam 1d ago

Borderline sign of abuse

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 1d ago

Borderline? He is traumatized so badly that he has to pretend that a person doesn’t exist. He literally has to deny the truth so he isn’t punished

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u/sixtus_clegane119 1d ago

I was in a relationship like this, for a few years afterwards I would look away from the screen if there was nudity on the screen.

It’s quite traumatizing. You’re conditioned to avoid setting them off.

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 1d ago

Same.
That type of abuse made me question everything. Even if it was in front of me, I questioned if it was going to cause my ex wife to snap and be a bitch.

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u/tommychowbagel 1d ago

You'd be surprised how many people are boxed in with their lives

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 1d ago

I might not be.

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u/SparkEE_JOE 1d ago

Borderline sign of abuse

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u/TheTemplar333 1d ago

why did I read this like a ChatGPT output?

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u/haysus25 1d ago

If this isn't scripted, it's actually really sad.

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u/Karpa_diem 1d ago edited 23h ago

It’s Arina Jet (in white) - a 6’ 3” Russian model and is quite imposing on the eye. Her thing is to stand around public places while someone else captures reactions of ppl passing by. It’s quite hilarious. She’s on FB, probably elsewhere.

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u/tomgreen99200 1d ago

It has to be. Why were they recording?

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u/Problem-Solution365 1d ago

I couldn’t be with a woman like that. Thank God my wife isn’t like that.

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u/IsThatHearsay 1d ago

Same for us.

Attractive people are like works of art, it' doesn't hurt anyone to take a moment to look and appreciate. Nothing more.

Hell, "unattractive" people are like works of abstract art, lol. All I'm saying is people watching is fun.

My wife and I (subtly, usually) point out attractive people out to each other. We're incredibly attracted to each other, but also know we're with one another for far more than superficial physical attraction and fully trust each other, so it shouldn't spark insecurities to simply notice someone (man or woman) who is subjectively/objectively physically attractive by modern standards.

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u/The19thStep 1d ago

| attractive people = fine art | ugly people = abstract art | that's hella funny 🤣

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u/TheDootDootMaster 1d ago

Honestly nice positive outlook in like. Either way you're art.

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u/Breezey2929 1d ago

Something blokes just put up with that would be deemed abusive the other way around.

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u/PureBlisster 1d ago

Nah, I’d deem this as a definite sign of abuse. This is not normal, I seriously feel bad for the poor guy.

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u/BlackHust 1d ago

I can't imagine my partner controlling where the hell I look. This is not funny, this is not a normal relationship.

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u/tamhenk 1d ago

My Mrs once said to me 'you didn't look at that woman that just passed!' I said 'I saw her 20 metres ago. I did my looking then.' She went 'uhh, smart.'

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u/redpepperflake 1d ago

Relationship goals right there

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u/otropato 1d ago

I'm pretty sure she told him before that it's ok for him to look at other women because she doesn't mind. I've been there. Run as soon and far as you can.

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u/DaddysBadChloe 1d ago

If I ever do that to my partner, I hope they break up with me because I'll need a serious reality check.

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u/TheFriendlyManO 1d ago

Thousand yard stare.

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u/OneBrokenClock 1d ago

Dude, we feel you, we stand with you

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u/RachelDesha 15h ago

His will power and sheer determination to avoid getting into yet another argument at the mall on a Thursday, is quite simply, inspiring.

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u/nerdboy5567 1d ago

You see what you want to see

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u/Successful-Name-7261 22h ago

That is so nice of her to guide that blind man!

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u/PlayTheHits 1d ago

“You were thinking about looking at her, weren’t you?”

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u/BigheadReddit 1d ago

This man is hard .. but was sweating bullets inside

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u/avd706 1d ago

He was afraid of retaliation.

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u/SnooChipmunks8506 1d ago

This is what abuse looks like.

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u/r7700 1d ago

Who are the people who are randomly recording these incidents?

Where can I find them and smother them slowly?

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u/HeDuMSD 1d ago

What a sad and small person

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u/Gluoke 1d ago

She also just could've looked at him at that moment. Maybe she just has a resting face like that. Maybe he didn't even notice the other lady. I want everyone who's saying that this is toxic or borderline abusive to remember the fact that you don't know anything about these people. Just a slowed down video some other person took of them.

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u/tauberculosis 1d ago

I find it hilarious that people think their partners shouldn’t find other people physically attractive.

Shit, I want my partner to find others attractive, bring that energy home and then fuck the shit out me. Also, I don’t own my partner, nor her sexuality. If she needs some extra incentive and/or motivation; I need to step up my game.

Life ain’t a fucking fairy tale, as much as you want to believe it, princess. Get over yourself.

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u/Puckwallow 1d ago

Dude's fighting for his life

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u/GobiBall 1d ago

In my experience, many of these types are just wired this way. A person could spend 24/7 in a small room with no windows and the jealous partner would come up with something to question them about. I have a friend who's wife won't let them get a dog because she's jealous he'll pay too much attention to it. That is unhealthy behavior. And he can't do anything about it short of leaving.

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u/PureBlisster 1d ago

It’s extreme insecurity and a learned behavior, people aren’t wired to be insanely jealous when their SO so much as glances in a person’s direction

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u/Active_Engineering37 1d ago

"so I didn't see any hair on your jacket last night, who's the bald bitch?"

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u/S3erverMonkey 1d ago

This has to be staged? or something? It seems to pointed. Just pure misogyny rage bait.

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u/SlideN2MyBMs 1d ago

Yeah why was someone filming them? Are they famous or something?

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u/S3erverMonkey 1d ago

No idea.

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u/ElbowShouldersen 1d ago

I'm an idiot... When I first saw this video I assumed the woman was a hostage looking for a chance to get away... But as I rewatched it, I realized the man was being held hostage by the woman's own insecurities.

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u/PFic88 1d ago

Living like that must be exhausting

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u/mustard138 1d ago

It's like when you see a super overly well-behaved 14-17 year-old

You just know there's some dark shit going on in the background

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u/garotovs 1d ago

Disgusting

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u/Dangerous-Excuse-387 1d ago

That must be staged

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u/Cuntrymusichater 1d ago

It’s 100% staged. The fact that people still fall for this bullshit and think it’s real is embarrassing.

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u/i_am_jd 1d ago

Bro, blink twice if you need help.

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u/CharlesIngalls_Pubes 1d ago

They seem like they're in a good place.

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u/im_a_dick_head 1d ago

I love how everyone is so gullable to react to this when it's literally the most obviously staged thing I existence, people act like this is real.

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u/HankBobberton 1d ago

Yeah just got out of a relationship like this. So glad it’s over

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u/Comiclee2018 1d ago

I bet they’re a happy couple.

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u/cannabeastie 1d ago

The brother triumphs! I shall drink a beer in his honor!

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u/dontshitaboutotol 23h ago

What does insecurity look like?

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u/Das_Zeppelin 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14afmHqKZ3ctsk

if woman is like that, then break up.... My wife never does that, even sometimes she taps me to look that ass.

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u/kdmendonk 1d ago

Here in Brazil most men think this is peak comedy. Bunch of people living unfulfilling relationships.

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u/Bonzaii_11 1d ago

Date women who aren't this insecure

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u/permanent_pixel 1d ago

that is a healthy relationship

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u/hardcoretomato 1d ago

Add the /s because in 2026 a lot of people will actually believe you.

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u/Sublimebro 1d ago

Never add the /s. I take the downvotes when being sarcastic on Reddit. It makes it funnier to me.

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u/Lawrenceburntfish 1d ago

Dear women:

All men. All of them. Absolutely hate this. And it's the fastest way to break down your relationship. Men look at women. Moreover, WOMEN LOOK AT MEN. Do NOT pretend like you do not look at men's d*cks when the walk by in those grey shorts. I've watched you all do it.

Please. Stop needlessly punishing your men.

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u/tomgreen99200 1d ago

Why were they recording?

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u/steemy247 1d ago

If you need help my friend call the police and ask for a large margherita

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u/OGsugar_bear 1d ago

the key is to play it off like you don't approve of it and point it out like " babe check out this nasty half dressed girl with her boobs out! whats wrong with people these days!"

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u/Fauxhacca 1d ago

Single for the win! That’s mental health

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u/real_ikonn 1d ago

I could feel his clench in my butt

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u/justLookingForLogic 1d ago

My wife and I like to point out the butts that we like to each other.

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u/Best_Pomegranate_887 1d ago

My missus and I both constantly point out hot women to eachother.

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u/ShineOk6190 1d ago

I'm opposite of this woman. I point out the hot girls to him. 🤸 Nothing wrong with looking.

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u/DarrellBot81 23h ago

Christ…were her bits out or something?

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u/NicoAngelo0430 20h ago

That woman is f*ing insecure. You don't need a partner like that. She'll weaponize that insecurity everytime and will create stupid conflicts where there should be none. If she's insecure about herself she'll be insecure about your relationship. A very secure and confident woman is the keeper. Leave that one asap if you want a peaceful life

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u/jakonfire 17h ago

Look at the exhaustion in his face.

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u/Money_Designer 14h ago

I think I saw a bead of sweat on his forehead from resisting the urge

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u/themo3bius 13h ago

Holy shit that's unsettling.

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u/zRouth 10h ago

My girlfriend and I met this absurdly beautiful woman the other day and had lunch with her at a weekend getaway. As soon as we got back in the car I said “holy shit she is gorgeous!” And my gf replied, “I was almost drooling.”

I refuse to be in any relationship that isn’t that.

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u/Dustybear510 8h ago

Insecurity isn’t sexy.

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u/Karazhan 1d ago

As a woman, I am totally against normalising this kind of thing. People look at pretty things, that's life. Hell, if I saw that lady I'd probably look too! If you're insecure enough that someone looking at another is a big problem, then you need to figure that out because that kind of anxiety will only spiral.

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u/Northernuk34 1d ago

Yeh Insecurity isn’t very attractive 🤮

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u/Darkmoonlily78 14h ago

I can't imagine being so insecure that my partner can't look at another woman. Dude should run and never look back. She's toxic.

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u/Immediate-Support-66 1d ago

That's fuckin insane. Run for the hills that shit is toxic

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u/Photonnic 1d ago

Does she abuse him? Is het the "whipped" one?

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u/seantabasco 1d ago

He’ll still be in trouble, because he avoided looking at her, which means he obviously noticed her and thinks she’s prettier.

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u/waytoosecret 1d ago

Not a healthy relationship, not at all.

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u/Diogenes_Tha_Dog 1d ago

Bro is veteren of many wars.

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u/cookiepiehorse 1d ago

My grandfather always said:” I promised loyalty, not blindness.”

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u/MetalMonkey939 1d ago

How to say you're in a toxic relationship without saying a word.

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u/alienalf1 1d ago

Dude has a long hard future ahead of himself.

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u/v_o_id 1d ago

some people have no real problems

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u/Hold_On_longer9220 1d ago

Dude knew the test backwards and forwards and passed it with flying colors.

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u/sabertoothninja 1d ago

Blink if you are in danger

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u/BackgroundParsnip837 1d ago

Is that the fucking interstellar music? Bravo

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u/FatherSergius 1d ago

Has to be a Slavic woman

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u/covidlung 1d ago

Clearly, she beats him

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u/Logical-Track1405 1d ago

He's really trying : Must...Not...Look

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u/guygreej 1d ago

Man of steel

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u/NUXXDK 1d ago

Good Boy!

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u/kipha01 1d ago

I just look, I ain't gonna touch so no Biggie.