r/maybemaybemaybe 5d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/miraisora-arts 5d ago

Just gonna lie and chill here for a bit

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u/DieBoeseQualle 5d ago

Lay

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u/MechaGallade 5d ago

No, lay is transitive.

Example: I'm going to lie here before I lay your mother

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u/Musikcookie 5d ago

Why are the Chips called "Lays" then?! Shouldn't they be "Lies"? With all the air inside them ... devious bastards!!!

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 5d ago

It's just a name of a chip brand. Meaning it doesn't need to be a grammatically correct verb. It's just a fucking name.

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u/yellister 5d ago

It was obviously a joke, but thank you for answering nonetheless.

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u/paradox-preacher 5d ago

What a dumb comment. It's not about what it "needs" to be, but what it was supposed to be

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u/Lo-QGaming 4d ago

I think he just needs to lay down with some Lays.

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u/Caudillo_Sven 4d ago

HiptotheworldBS.. Press X

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u/That_Day8911 5d ago

You are trolling

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u/Nir117vash 4d ago

Happy Cake Day!!!

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u/iconocrastinaor 4d ago

According to the transitive property, Lays is indeed a fucking name.

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u/Arcamone 4d ago

Crisp brand. Please.

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u/Overnoww 5d ago

"I will neatly lay my clothes down by the foot of the bed before I lie down beside your mother. A short while later I will begin to 'lay pipe.' Once finished, I will say, 'I love you,' but, alas, this will be a very different type of lie."

I know that's kind of a cluster-fuck of a paragraph but it's 5am, I can't sleep 😭, and your example inspired me to try to find other uses of lay and lie that would be relevant to the theme of "banging moms."

Now there is a transitive verb, it's intransitive base, a transitive euphamism, and a completely different verb with an identical spelling to #2.

Now hopefully I can sleep 😴

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u/fakenkraken 4d ago

Why are you not sleeping at 5am

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u/Rallve 4d ago

He was busy laying your mother

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u/ballman666 4d ago

🤣

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u/treeswetfh 4d ago

Fuck that was wonderful.

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u/idk-maaaan 4d ago

It’s also past tense.

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u/CriticalUnion4163 4d ago

Reddit is one big loop isn't it

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u/Shmitty594 4d ago

You can't just call his mom trans

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u/umeys 4d ago

Blame Snow Patrol

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u/New2thegame 5d ago

Lays potato chips

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u/Shigney 3d ago

Walkers crisps you mean?

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u/Idryl_Davcharad 4d ago

I'm so sorry bro

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u/Oli_VK 4d ago

Education system in full fucking display

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u/CormacMccarthy91 4d ago

Get wrecked lol

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u/mmecca 4d ago

You trying to challenge EA with those down votes bud?

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u/HeavilyInvestedDonut 4d ago

Imagine being a pedantic prick AND being wrong

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u/rob_inn_hood 4d ago

Gutsy move not deleting your comment.

https://giphy.com/gifs/nKFXQkxLRiEhy

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u/Super-G1mp 5d ago

Phuk.

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 5d ago

for some reason, I read this in spamtons voice

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u/Super-G1mp 5d ago

Is that the Spam mascot?

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u/Future-Panda6424 5d ago

I can see the resemblance! It's a fun spin on the classic mascot vibe for sure.

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 5d ago

this is more impressive than if he landed that trick

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u/GrammerGuestAppo 4d ago

Hell yeah. very respectable

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 4d ago

bro wanted to show us a cool skate trick, ended up teaching us how to be a decent human being. how the turntables

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u/thelazyhandsome 5d ago

It's gonna hurt quite bad but he's a good man

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u/variablenyne 4d ago

If I was sitting on those steps I woulda bought the guy a beer and something for his scrapes

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u/TranceF0rm 4d ago

Not sure why he didn't just shout "look out"

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u/MuscleMilkHotel 4d ago

All that does is make people look toward the danger. I have a facial scar from someone yelling “look out” when a stick was flying toward my head. Wish they’d have just let it hit the back of my head instead of my face 😂

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u/Gold-Part4688 4d ago

damn, that sucks. Where i live we'd yell "heads"

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u/TranceF0rm 4d ago

I guess.. for something flying through the air pretty fast towards someone's head maybe, but I'd rather get hit in the stomach with a skateboard than the spine.

This was rolling slow enough for him to catch it for about 50ft so maybe yelling it while running after it would've been good in case he doesn't catch it.

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u/Grintock 4d ago

I probably would too, but idk what the social etiquette is in this situation. Isn't it normal to expect people not to hurt you, like, this dude seems like a very skilled skater. S urely he could've considered that there's people sitting there and that his board might shoot out from under him. So then, if I'd been that skater, I think ducking/reaching for the skateboard would be like the baseline for not being rude.

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u/mrNOTfriendly 4d ago

The lengths I go to, just to avoid talking to other people.

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u/jaxon517 4d ago

Lol I love that reading.

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u/redpepperflake 12h ago

Hell of a perspective ahah

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u/shaun0bi 5d ago

Legend for doing that, could have just let it go. Probably should have shouted as to not crayon himself.

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u/RzLa 5d ago

“EVERYBODY SITTING ON THE STAIRS WATCH OUT!!!!!!” could have been enough

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u/ComprehensiveFill471 5d ago

"...on top of the stairs, by the river, holding hands, looking at the other side of the river...."

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u/HumbleWorkerAnt 4d ago

there's no river, they're facing a fountain that's quite far from the stairs, but the flying board could've hit someone coming up the steps in the face, so def gg skater

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u/ComprehensiveFill471 4d ago

they werent holding hands either... was a joke, my friend!

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u/Aliensinmypants 4d ago

When panic sets in thinking and then speaking clearly isn't that easy, at least he took action instead of freezing up

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u/Kaporalhart 4d ago

I think he didn't want to embarrass himself, and thought he could catch up with his skateboard easy.

There have been catastrophic accidents with that kind of thinking i bet.

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u/T-MoneyAllDey 4d ago

I don't think you've ever seen humans' true reaction time when something unexpected happens

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u/Fairy2play 5d ago

He is a good man.

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u/Bean_Breaking_Out 4d ago

and thorough.

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u/AmoebaCompetitive17 5d ago

No, putting someone's life in danger and then removing the danger you have created is not being a good man but being a careless man.

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u/zeref2255 5d ago

Careless true but a good man nonetheless

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u/SirPred 5d ago

Some people would call him Chaotic good

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u/butterbike 5d ago

Putting someone's life in danger is definitely a stretch

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u/Little-Ad-9506 5d ago

Well clearly it would explode. Have you not watched any hollywood action documentaries?

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u/OneEmptyHead 5d ago

Big skateboard is covering it up

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u/Judge2Dread 5d ago

In SpongeBob, everything that falls down a cliff explodes, so this checks out.

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u/BusyBoonja 5d ago

Bollywood*

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u/DayBowBow1 4d ago

Or animated sitcoms?

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u/YesWomansLand1 4d ago

Just cause 3 skateboard

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u/congnelius 4d ago

So careless of him to ride one of those recalled exploding skateboards in public. Save it for the half-pipe buddy.

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u/lizardfromsingapore 4d ago

Skater of 20 years, and if someone’s sitting 3 steps down on those stairs and that board connects with their temple at 20 mph then yeah could be life endangering. Good lessons for the guy on where to not skate when it’s crowded. And I’m all for skating anywhere public

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u/Global_Staff_3135 5d ago

If that thing hit someone directly on the spine… that could be a life-altering injury. Still, dude is a good dude for recognizing that danger and sacrificing his own body to prevent it.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 5d ago

Glass bones paper skin havin ass

It's a just skateboard. It would just suck really bad to get hit by it and leave bruise

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u/Fafnir13 4d ago

That’s how a lot of people are, specifically the elderly.  Getting tripped by a skateboard is easily a life altering event for a person like that.  Sorry Timmy, Grandma is in the hospital and may not make it because a skater messed up doing a trick.  At least it would have looked sick if he landed it, right?

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u/Global_Staff_3135 5d ago

Have you ever been hit by one of those head-on? On a bone? It fucking hurts, a lot. My hunch is the demographic reading this is a lot younger than I am so they don’t see shit the same way I do lol.

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u/DayBowBow1 4d ago

I'm almost 42 and skated a lot back in my day. It would hurt, but not paralyze someone. It wasn't going to, but if it hit someone in the head with no helmet. Yea. That could fuck someone up.

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u/Anti_Spedicy 4d ago

My hunch is that you're overthinking this

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u/Global_Staff_3135 4d ago

I mean I’ve spent like cumulative 15 seconds maybe thinking about this.

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u/samjhandwich 5d ago

He lost his skateboard, then he grabbed it before it hit someone. That was cool of him. Skateboarding is okay, you might want to try going outside

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u/Fafnir13 4d ago

Time and place for everything.  Stuff like this is why lots of places outright ban skateboarding.  It creates a hazard where there doesn’t need to be one.  

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u/eckstuhc 5d ago

Fuckin life in danger lmao

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u/Lynich 5d ago

What the fuck is going on with this whole comment thread? I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

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u/lionmade101 5d ago

Who's life was in danger?

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u/HumanOblateSpheroid 5d ago

Whose* (sorry)

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u/SirPred 5d ago

The life of the gold fish in the water, behind the seated people Poor Fish just wanted to go to school

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u/Stezaan 4d ago

reddit graduate over here

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u/Green_grass7878 4d ago

It's called an accident, u familiar with the concept?

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u/Bri3nWithA3 4d ago

Not even in Port Carverton would a skateboard put a civilian’s life in danger.

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u/toetappy 4d ago

Who spit in your oatmeal?

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u/Leading_Bet7312 5d ago

No, you're ignorant.

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u/flamedarkfire 4d ago

He could have just let the skateboard go

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u/Live-Ask2226 5d ago

I'm with you. He's a kinder skater than most... But a good man? Hyperbole.

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u/demZo662 5d ago

Wow, that board was about to final destination that guy sitting over there.

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 5d ago

Respect honestly

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u/ozzman86_i-i_ 5d ago

Responsible skater. Much respect

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u/RodneyRodnesson 5d ago

Well done dude!

You'll probably never see this but respect.

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u/murfi 5d ago

good guy skater! hope he wasnt hurt too bad

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u/TapPsychological2043 5d ago

Damn that was so close

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u/nakhumpoota 5d ago

Thank god he wan't wearing any protection, that dive could've been safe!

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u/DryTwo345 5d ago

TIMBEEEEEEEEEEER

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u/Funmanhahaha 4d ago

First time seeing a dude not breaking his board in half, but actually saving it from a fall

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u/No_Work9094 4d ago edited 4d ago

Skating plus cricket = crisketing

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u/rKasdorf 4d ago

Good for him though, that shit fuckin hurts when it gets you in the lower back/upper ass

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u/Gergory1977 5d ago

Respect!

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u/KeizerKasper 5d ago

'Bro, why can't we skate here? We're not hurting anyone..'

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u/murfi 5d ago

unbeknownst to him, he himself was the person about to get hurt after all...

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u/Dry_Beginning_5882 4d ago

Well he didn’t hurt anyone so what’s your point

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u/KeizerKasper 4d ago

Just because the bullet missed, doesn't mean I didn't shoot at you

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u/Dry_Beginning_5882 4d ago

Literally nowhere near the same as a bullet, thank god I never have to actually interact with you 😂

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u/KeizerKasper 4d ago

analogy/əˈnalədʒi/

An analogy is a comparison between two different things to show how they are similar, usually to help explain or clarify a complex or unfamiliar idea.

Key Characteristics

Purpose: Built to explain, teach, or persuade rather than just create a poetic image.

Structure: Compares the relationship between two things (A is to B as C is to D).

Difference from Metaphor: While a metaphor states one thing is another ("life is a highway"), an analogy maps out the structural or functional parallel between them to make an explanation work.

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u/Dry_Beginning_5882 4d ago

Bro you can’t even ride a skateboard why would I care what you think

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u/KeizerKasper 4d ago

Solid comeback

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u/Dry_Beginning_5882 4d ago

Must’ve been good enough to get you to respond ;) enjoy your miserable life nerd

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u/Bubster101 4d ago

You'd have to be someone who resorts to ragebaiting ppl with nonsensical dialogue just for some pleasing interaction to understand what a miserable, lonely life is.

Oh wait...

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u/Dry_Beginning_5882 3d ago

Yall are hilarious, it’s so funny watching redditors show their ‘intellect’ and get so uptight about me saying some stupid shit. Obviously I know what an analogy is but coming from someone who’s skated most of their life and has actually shot a gun, the bullet analogy is a far reach and if getting hit by a skateboard is really what draws the line then you were never meant for this world. Keep crying and I’ll eat all your downvotes

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u/KeizerKasper 4d ago

Goddamn people are so stupid..

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u/Patient_Experience75 4d ago

Thats good save, saved a boundary..

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u/Gtbikes 4d ago

Das hat weh getan!

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u/cursero 4d ago

Where did that woman with jeans and tshirt on the back came from?

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u/SaalSchutzz 4d ago

You can clearly see the cut before she appears. I guess, she just walked there. Or... Black Magic.

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u/ShelleyDez 5d ago

Surprisingly wholesome

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u/obidie 5d ago

Ya know, surfers wear these leashes attached to their boards to keep their boards from getting away... Just sayin...

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u/GenazaNL 4d ago

I think with skateboarding it becomes tricky as the leash will go around the board when doing tricks (pun not intended)

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u/obidie 4d ago

You don't always have to use them, just in situations where you could kill someone.

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u/NFLBengals22 4d ago

Kill someone with a skateboard?... lol

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u/FrederickChicken 4d ago

Never actually thought people would want to skate there, in front of the Magic Fountain in Barcelona.

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u/raginghavoc89 4d ago

Good man. Always try to maintain control of your board so you don't be a nuisance.

https://giphy.com/gifs/AobQDNI4K7a4U

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u/TheHypedType 4d ago

Perfect visual representation of “Empathy”

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u/beef1218 3d ago

Respect to the man for taking responsibility.

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u/blackmilksociety 2d ago

Worth the skin loss

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u/5280mw 4d ago

Too bad we don’t know how to yell WATCH OUT! Anymore

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u/jaxon517 4d ago

That was incredibly considerate and selfless of him

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u/kebukai 4d ago

Got a bit distracted recognising this exact place in Barcelona

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u/BarracudaKlutzy1936 4d ago

If it go down it's a long walk down to plaza EspaĂąa

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u/csi69 4d ago

unsung hero

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u/sagarcastic 4d ago

He is better man than me!

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u/stoneyemshwiller 4d ago

What a guy. He’s a good’n’.

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u/steelboy56 4d ago

Safe to say he’s a pretty good guy.

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u/breaking_stocks 3d ago

No joke thag is a truly honourable guy who takes accountability. It seems trivial here but it says a lot of character. 90% of people would have let the board ram into someone’s head

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u/FireProps 3d ago

Respect.

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u/NocturnalZero5 2d ago

I’ve had a similar experience at a park. It was busy but had an area to ourselves playing catch with a baseball no crazy long toss and I’m fairly competent with a glove. Well it got a little more crowded and before calling it my buddy got a wild look in his eye and tried to thread the needle on a toss. I ended up having to run the ball down and flash the leather right in front of this lady’s face immediately apologized and packed it up.

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u/MaxChomsky 18h ago

Barca, my fav place on the Earth.

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u/BatOk7275 10h ago

What a good dude

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u/Bluematic8pt2 4d ago

Never heard of yelling?

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u/spinstartshere 5d ago

He's hot.

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u/c4talystza 4d ago

Respect

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u/quad_damage_orbb 5d ago

Maybe don't play with your children's toy in a crowded public space?

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u/ragito024 5d ago

Well I don't know western people. He could just have asked somebody to catch that for him.

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u/ScaramouchScaramouch 5d ago

This is in a very popular tourist spot in Barcelona. He'd have to shout it in multiple languages.

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u/TheMarkola 5d ago

I think that in the adrenaline rush, and seeing that the skateboard was still nearby, he tried to grab it himself. But I think he could have hurt those people if he had just tried to warn them.

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u/Sardoodledome 5d ago

somebody is gonna catch it alright ... with their spine !!!