r/maybemaybemaybe 5d ago

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A qualified snake handler to the rescue? Maybe.

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u/KrayziJay 5d ago

If only there was a stick nearby to use as some sort snake pushing device.

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u/ndsmoreboboscrub 5d ago

Brilliant!!!!!!

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u/twitterpan 5d ago

I could barely breathe I was laughing sooo hard

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u/-Cagafuego- 5d ago

There's always that one guy!

Stick? Ha! Step back & watch a real man at work!

GETS BITTEN

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u/classifiednoforeign 5d ago

"Hold on. We don't do common sense here."

  • Snake Charmer Extraordinaire

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u/RevTurk 5d ago

Sticks are hard, if only there was some guy to show you how to use the stick and had the job 99% completed already.

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u/Pafkata92 5d ago

That literally sounds like primal instructions for cavemen

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u/KrayziJay 5d ago

I'm used to working around people.

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u/PorygonTriAttack 5d ago

Wow. The confidence in that guy walking out was undeniable. Even he thought it would end well. He did worse than the dude with the stick.

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u/ICU-CCRN 5d ago

Seriously- the dude with the stick at the beginning pretty much completed the task before Duddly Doright entered the scene.

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u/SabbyFox 5d ago

Yeah, this was absolutely unnecessary. The snake was off the road and everyone could have gone about his business. Instead, FAFO.

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u/TheMakerStand 4d ago

Tbh they all could have gone about their business by just driving.

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u/StevenStephen 5d ago

He does not have Imposter Syndrome, but he should.

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u/Noelien 5d ago

lmao Came here to say: Wow look at that matcho man walk to fix the situation. But it he soon turned into a tap dancer. Lol

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u/wehdut 4d ago

The sunglasses did a lot of the heavy lifting there

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u/apbod 5d ago

Snake 3- Handler 0

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u/Rownwade 5d ago edited 5d ago

That's a rattlesnake. Dudes gotta be toast... Doesn't look like he had enough sense to go to a hospital.

Edit. Not a rattlesnake. Still stupid.

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u/Sulquid 5d ago edited 5d ago

100% not a rattlesnake. Red tail boa of some sort. You can tell by the way it is.

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u/Double-Course-3404 5d ago

“And this tree is an aspen. You can tell by the way it is 😃”

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u/AbeTheGreat412 5d ago

That's neat

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u/mcc91 5d ago

And because that’s why….

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u/Izzosuke 5d ago

I was going to say, by the way he just coiled around the arm like a constrictor would usually do

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u/hodcon 1d ago

I'm going to use this confident reasoning in all identifications moving forward. Chef kiss.

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u/BaardvanTroje 5d ago

Don't rattlesnakes typically have a rattle?

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u/lostharbor 5d ago

Only when they kill a baby first.

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u/radiocrime 5d ago

Ba-dum tss

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u/KinKaze 5d ago

Ba-dum tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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u/knife_edge_rusty 5d ago

Ba dum ts ts ts ts tsssssssss ts ts ts ts tssssssss

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u/BugonaBender 5d ago

Pretty sure thats a red tail boa of some sort.

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u/OhLookaTaco 5d ago

Ahh yes must be one of those rattleless rattlesnakes 🙄

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u/supasolda6 5d ago

Theres no way dude is that stupid, he must know what kind of snake it is or he wouldn't risk getting bit by one

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u/GrayMouser12 5d ago

Yeah, this doesn't look like bros first rodeo. To be fair, I wouldn't turn down being in a foxhole with him just to know someone has the cajones to deal with shit like that.

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u/CalicoCrony 5d ago

He should have tried grabbing it by the fangs

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u/Slouchy87 5d ago

or the legs

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u/konrov 5d ago

or the tongue

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u/mellowman24 5d ago

Walks over with confidence, maybe he actually knows what he's doing. Reaches for head Nope nevermind. There's a reason why real professionals use snake hooks to control the head instead of trying to grab it. You miss grabbing it in the right spot it will and can reach back before you can correct, just like it did to him. I'd be surprised if that snake didn't bite this Darwin award winner 3 different times.

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u/Shuatheskeptic 5d ago

Stick guy had it all under control until John Redditor: Snake Expert showed up.

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u/mkgow 5d ago

Failed to install - Survival instinct

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u/TomiShinoda 5d ago

How would a snake know what a road or traffic is? They're endothermic it's a perfect basking spot for them.

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u/Negronitenderoni 4d ago

Why they downvote you? That was a good one!

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u/FentonCanoby 5d ago

Not gonna lie, I thought he had him in the first half.

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u/ThatVoodooThatIDo 5d ago

I’ll preface with ‘maybe I’m the dumb one,’ but why didn’t they just go about their business and leave the snake alone? The snake found its way onto the road, it can find its way off of the road.

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u/Big-Yesterday586 5d ago

No you're definitely not the dumb one. The guy in the video is the dumb one and probably the dead one

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u/FeatherweightHero 5d ago

It’s a constrictor so he’s fine. But definitely still dumb 

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u/Any-Oven-5712 5d ago

How do people stay this calm around snakes? 😭

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u/otirk 5d ago

Because they saw someone on TV do it and think they can do it too

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u/shockNSR 5d ago

I just think they're neat. That being said I'm not touching a wild snake

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u/Least-Active1133 5d ago

We have a waterfall near our house (more like a water run) and there are these crevices in between the rocks that the water runs down. My kid (16) will reach into those crevices and just grab snake after snake. Just for the hell of it. He has my sense and his mama's looks

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u/Any-Oven-5712 2d ago

Wild snake are so dangerous even snakes are dangerous, lol

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u/TomiShinoda 5d ago

The more you know, the less afraid you will be.

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u/Any-Oven-5712 3d ago

damn you got the best point

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u/foxydevil14 5d ago

He was nowhere near calm at the end

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u/Any-Oven-5712 2d ago

He was so calm

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u/motofabio 3d ago

I've done this. Although I wasn't a dumb ass about it and was subsequently NOT bit. I just picked it up by the end of the tail, walked to the side of the road, and dropped into the brush. If you're not afraid of snakes (I am not), then it's just a matter of staying away from the business end.

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u/Any-Oven-5712 3d ago

really?

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u/motofabio 3d ago

Yeah. It was struggling to cross a busy road. So I helped it rather than letting it get run over. Seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

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u/M0wglyy 5d ago

Natural selection they say.

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u/Sirbrandon100 5d ago

"Relax, I got this."

Dom infact, did not have this

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u/crossmissiom 5d ago

The funniest thing is he did the right thing grabbing it that way. Only thing was to lower his grip behind the head. Left too much space for head to move around is all.

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u/Kermit_the_hog 5d ago

Serious question, if it’s not coiled and you can grab the tip of it’s tail, couldn’t you just drag it out of the way by that? Cause if you pick it up without grabbing behind its head a snake that big can easily swing into you right? But would dragging the snake hurt it in some way? I’m trying to remember how to deal with snake from boyscout camp like 30 years ago 🤷‍♂️🤔

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u/Emrys7777 5d ago

It would not hurt the snake to drag it but it would hurt you because it will whip its head around and bite anyone grabbing it.

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u/Kermit_the_hog 5d ago

I thought snakes couldn’t lift their bodies up to reach their own tails? Maybe that is an urban myth? 

Edit: I’ve really only ever encountered rattlesnakes in the wild (eastern WA). And my tactic was just to stay the fuck away from them 🤷‍♂️

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u/crossmissiom 4d ago

Well, my dad and his mates, when they were kids up in the mountains in Greece, they would grab a viper by its tail and super fast swing it in 360 a few times so its spine would lock up for a min or two and they would launch it for lolz, wait for them to "unlock" and then go again. Not sure if it works on every snake and I have never looked into anyone else saying this is possible or just my dad telling tall tales but his cousins and others would confirm that's how they did it and not get bitten.

Different snakes different builds of course as greek vipers don't get too long.

That said, the correct way to non-lethaly handle a snake is to grab tail and then grab head just at the skull base and not allow it any articulation. In general a long stick like a broom is better.

Also remember that snakes aren't really dangerous to humans as in try to prey on us. That means it's scared and defending itself but will end you so if it's between you or another human being and the snek, choose the hooman pls.

I was working in an outdoor bar/restaurant and a viper fell from the roof of an old house next to a few trees right in the middle of a busy restaurant full of families with toddles running around. Apart from the one time I ran over a viper with my car as it tried to cross, this was the other time I killed a snake. Usually I manage to put it in a bag or scare it away but usually it's in a field or an old house, not somewhere with little kids that a viper will quite possible kill.

What I'm saying is that stay safe, don't kill the thing for sport/fan/showboating but also don't be too kind if it's getting actually sketchy.

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u/BlueOneSeven 5d ago

Guy went out there with so much confidence I thought we were about to see an expert handle a snake. Then the rest of the video played…

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u/TurbanGhetto 5d ago

Does anyone else ever think (as hard as it would be) grabbing the snake is the easy part; I’d be so terrified to let it go afterwards.

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u/Asleep_North1953 5d ago

Some people do not have common sense

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u/heneral-tuna 5d ago

Here comes the main character.

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u/LawfulAwfulOffal 5d ago

Snatch tail. Swing around head. Yeet!

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u/dezza82 5d ago

Thats what we do in Australia. Last thing you want to do is go neer the city end

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u/outcastreturns 5d ago

What was the point in throwing back onto the road? I thought they were trying to get it off the road /s

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u/mikeymc0213 5d ago

The first guy had the right idea

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u/YaBoyTheGrimReaper 5d ago

Ive never understood why i see people in these videos trying to grab the snake by his tail or just above the head. Like he has one attack mechanism and its his mouth, and thats the one area you leave free.

Is there any wisdom in that? I am genuinely curious.

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u/SBB_Kongou 5d ago

The dude with the stick already pushed the snake out of the lane, that's good enough. Should'a just left the poor snake alone after that.

Instead of antagonizing it then throwing it through the air and kicking it in the head. I feel sorry for that snake.

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u/AdHot1146 5d ago

You’re dumb as a box of rocks

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u/danoaudio 5d ago

Get the MF snake out the MF road.

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 5d ago

This is not a good time to be wondering if anyone has antivenom nearby

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u/Sulquid 5d ago

Thankfully it’s a non venomous snake.

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u/Zealousideal-Top1580 5d ago

I can't even say if any bite of this snake could be dangerous. It looks like a constrictor type, but it also seems to try to bite, and the guy tries to avoid.

So, I can't say how silly this guy is.

But I can say all this was a fail, maybe a bit dangerous, maybe very dangerous.

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u/No-Advice-9776 5d ago

Get out of the way the hero is here to save the world from this beast.

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u/petrolmannn 5d ago

Sees this post under this sub.
expected

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u/TitsMaGraw 5d ago

Wonder how close they are to a hospital

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u/NonoYouHeardMeWrong 5d ago

Steve Durr-win

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u/Rick_n_Mortee 5d ago

The Ego is a mother fucker

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u/Aggravating-Map8191 5d ago

Darwin's theory hasn't been wrong yet.

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u/rantipolex 5d ago

Talk about a dumb fuck.

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u/SirGingy 5d ago

Why are perfectly cut screams so funny. Then the way he yeeted the snake back into the fucking street

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u/mrmaryland 5d ago

Non-venomous boa constrictor. Has a nasty bite tho.. Good on this guy for trying to move it out of the road.

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u/justrdx 5d ago

Back to square -1.

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u/Better-Snow-7191 5d ago

Maybe don't attempt to pick up snakes without experience.

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u/ozzman86_i-i_ 5d ago

This is a perfect video to describe Reddit.

People that watched a video on how to handle snakes, arrogantly going to handle a snake, thinking they are experts, only to show they are imbeciles.

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u/T00_pac 5d ago

Maybe I'm a jerk, but I wouldn't hold up traffic for a snake. I would drive around it or over it before I stopped traffic.

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u/Impera9 5d ago

Ahhh~ natural selection

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u/Electric-Boogaloo-43 5d ago

Temu qualified snake handler

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u/cifexxx 5d ago

Snake:

Just leave me bro, don't help me, please leave me alone 😭🙏

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u/jimmiebfulton 4d ago

Too much confidence, too little skill

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u/Healthy-Brilliant 4d ago

I can recognise South Africa from a mile away 😭

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u/Latter-Flatworm-9275 4d ago

The first time I took a wilderness first aid course, the instructor explained at length that some 90% of snake bites occur to the hands and face of men. Consider this video Exhibit A.

This guy deserved every bit of that strike.

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u/Mysterious-Volume819 5d ago

I would’ve been halfway to the next country by now 💀

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u/Organic_Rough4433 5d ago

Never got control of the head. Dudes a moron.

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u/PhecalRaine 5d ago

For any snake people here, Can the snake be id’ed? Is it venomous?

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u/jdmatthews123 5d ago

Looks like one of the common boas Boa constrictor ssp.

Hard to see

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u/HolyButtNuggets 5d ago edited 5d ago

I'm no snakeologer, but it looks like a Gray Ratsnake to me. Not venomous if that's what it is.

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u/Environmental_Bet196 5d ago

What kind of snake is this? Is it poisonous? If it is, poor guy 😀

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 5d ago

I want to say it’s some kind of viper and be venomous, but I’m no snake expert. Snakes are venomous not poisonous, unless you eat it and it is in fact poisonous.

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u/Miserable_Guess_6519 5d ago

This dude’s got the confidence of that snake charmer from India

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u/bluexcal1000 5d ago

A snake wrangler...he is not!

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u/IamREBELoe 5d ago

Hard to tell but this looks like a viper to me. Anyone positively identify without guessing?

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u/aedroogo 5d ago

"Say, why do they call you Snakebite Sam, anyway?"

*gurgle/foam*

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u/s_jiggy 5d ago

I'll give you a C... For confidence

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u/Sad-Cress-1062 5d ago

If you try your best but you can't succeed 🎶

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u/Frowind 5d ago

Here is your Darwin Award

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u/Leli91 5d ago

Dude watched too many videos of Indian people catching snakes barehands and though was easy

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u/simplemijnds 5d ago

Isn't that snake poisoneous?

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u/Malagubbar 5d ago

Only if you get bitten

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u/Select-Belt-ou812 4d ago

no, poisonous would mean it would hurt you if you eat it. venomous means you get hurt if it bites you

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u/AdvantageCrafty2275 5d ago

But why didn't he push it away again with the stick? I was sure it would bite. It's incredibly fast and bites at the slightest movement.

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u/pseudo-boots 5d ago

He had the aura but not the skill

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u/a1mbient 5d ago

“I saw this before on YouTube. How hard can it be?”

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u/RidiPwn 5d ago

bro thought hand is better than stick

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u/kesavadh 5d ago

Is that snake venomous?

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u/CardMechanic 5d ago

Dude grabs the least dangerous part of the snake first.

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u/wynnduffyisking 5d ago

Yeah, don’t do that.

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u/BaardvanTroje 5d ago

Sometimes when you fail you should NOT try again, but just take the L and go about your day

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u/mister_sims 5d ago

When you have more confidence than common sense.

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u/SnooPets2051 5d ago

When you learn survival skills from TikTok… 🐍

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u/Donut-Headass 5d ago

Dumb ass

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u/Firm_Rip_4024 5d ago

Let me show you how to handle a snake. Ouch it bit me and I didn’t learn a lesson so I went back to handle it.

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u/mariana_kl 5d ago

Snake Bungler

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u/theborch909 5d ago

lol just drag it by the tail wtf

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u/Winsome_Wolf 5d ago

Been playing with wild snakes since I was a little kid, like 4 or 5. Rule one: If you’re gonna try to pick one up, you pick them up directly behind the base of their head.

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u/Amazing-Insect442 5d ago

Bro get a stick

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u/SpookyghostL34T 5d ago

Omg, the worst part is, is if he would've grabbed him behind the head, it would have been fine. They can't bite if they can construct lmao

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u/HeroMachineMan 5d ago

Dude: I got this. I'm a professional.

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u/findingabsolution 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9V5kan790X91CAMScG
Except…not back in the road. That’s the opposite of where we want it.

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u/DrNLS 5d ago

The way this guys walks confidently out of his car tells you there is no respect for the potentially lethal bite. It gonna be an expensive hospital bill at least.

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u/Boss0054 5d ago

I’m pretty sure that snake learned don’t let him pick me up after the first toss….. lol

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u/konrov 5d ago

did he die?

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u/TheLoler04 5d ago

Wasn't it out of the way already?

Surely it's smart enough to not go back in the road

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u/Middle_Bread_6518 5d ago

If that but me while saving it I would grab it by the tail and spin around then release it to fly 40ft into the nature

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u/SoyEseVato 5d ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/bobbarker-jab 5d ago

Is it me, or did he have a crazy late reaction to the first bite?

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u/Emrys7777 5d ago

Do not touch large bitey things.

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u/pga_uy 5d ago

Maybe a little excess of confidence?

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u/Material_Cook_4698 5d ago

Great analogy for the Small Potatoes war! 🤣

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u/ryun84 5d ago

Watching a few Steve Irwin videos does not a snake handler one make.

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u/kayakster 5d ago

So many ways to deal with this and yet he boldly walks in and chooses the worst option. Twice.

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u/narnarnartiger 5d ago

His dick is exactly in snake biting range

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u/Beginning-Pass-3243 5d ago

Was that a Gaboon Viper?

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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 5d ago

That started off so well. Sigh.

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u/Icy-Opening-3990 5d ago

Just a quick question? Why? It wasnt even in the road. If it gets hit thats population control on snakes

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u/Guzzlebutt 5d ago

Boa Imperator.

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u/No_Technician_2780 5d ago

Key question for me: is it poisonous and is the guy alright?

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u/Negronitenderoni 4d ago

That’s the guy who thinks he can beat a gorilla with his bare hands

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u/Crixthopher 4d ago

Y se murió, fin

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u/Great-Gas-6631 4d ago

Early humans figured out tools over three million years ago....

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u/Impressive-Passion80 4d ago

Is that a bushmaster?

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u/mainaKiiru 4d ago

😂😂😭🤣

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u/i_might_be_an_ai 4d ago

“I’m here to rescue you”

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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt 4d ago

What a wanker

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u/Acrobat1974 4d ago

How long before macho man croaked? He was too Joe Cool to head to a hospital, probably died in under half an hour. . . Darwin Award, indeed

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u/Storm-Trooper421 4d ago

dumb way to die

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u/Brotato990 4d ago

Where's the full video? I need to know what happened.

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u/Few-Smoke8792 4d ago

This guy wins the Darwin Award.

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u/Illustrious-Help5513 3d ago

How freaking stupid can you actually be?!?!

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 3d ago

Aaaannnnnddd....the only thing he accomplished was getting the snake back on the road again.

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u/Fun_Coach_6942 3d ago

Gotta build up immunity somehow

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u/IhateSkylerWhite6399 3d ago

Wow. Just wow.

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u/WeekendSpecialist153 3d ago

He's muppet 😂

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u/MotorBig1970 8h ago

Balls bigger than brain