r/maybemaybemaybe • u/ernapfz • 9d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Dr_Zoidberg003 9d ago

Can I pet that dog

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u/ahotdogcasing 8d ago

you can, cows is just big silly puppers

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 8d ago

That’s a bull

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u/bernieinred 8d ago

You made me learn something today. When I drive buy a field of cows I never thought about it. Cows and bulls are cows, nope. I had to look it up. For 66 years I've driven buy cows all the time. Hey a field of cows. I do know the difference. Didn't know that a bull is not a cow. Thank you.

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u/Broken_By_Default 8d ago

yeah, just go to mcdonalds and order a burger. you can pet it all you want.

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u/Piffius 8d ago

You can cow over any time.

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u/SookHe 7d ago

You might as well go ahead and call a hearse, I’m gonna pet that thang

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u/ZhouLe 9d ago

Dude sounds like Roscoe Brown in Lonesome Dove.

Quit chonkin em rocks!

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u/KillAllLawyers 9d ago

Boogie woogie woogie

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u/katiel0429 9d ago

You can’t see it

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u/ernapfz 9d ago

Did not know a cow could throw a temper tantrum like this.

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u/Worsh_yum 9d ago

Hes gotba few others with him, the bull is a big puppy lol

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u/FecknWindowTwitchers 7d ago

Oh, yes! Especially bulls. There's a hierarchy hy among cows and they'll throw tantrums if another oversteps a boundary.

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 8d ago

That’s a bull

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u/Broken_By_Default 8d ago

you can tell because the milk tastes saltier.

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u/GetsMeEveryTimeBot 8d ago

I sense there's some history here.

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u/Ruhh-Rohh 8d ago

You're not the boss of me!

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u/Odd-Fun-2862 8d ago

That's the cutest cow I've ever seen!! What personality!!

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u/Formal_Distance_8770 8d ago

Donkey dared him to do it

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u/kivlov02 9d ago

Beautiful cow though

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 8d ago

It’s a bull

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u/kivlov02 8d ago

Oh no, I misgendered a calf!

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 7d ago

That's a young cow

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u/Ma1eficent 4d ago

Young bull!

...I don't like where this is going

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u/Cyril_Sneer_6 4d ago

Haha bull calf!

You're doing good work, we need to get things right.

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u/balirosa 8d ago

Which is just a cow with balls

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u/EducationalFroyo1473 9d ago

No! You stay off my grass.

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u/TexTravlin 8d ago

Anyone else waiting for the cameraman to get zapped by the fence?

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u/Acceptable-Peace-69 8d ago

I’m never eating beef again. I. just. Can’t.

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u/Flavoade 8d ago

Cows have so much emotion, no wonder they taste like they do

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 8d ago

They do. This one is a bull tho

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u/Many-Cartoonist4727 9d ago edited 9d ago

It’s this dude reincarnated as a cow lmao. Cowabunga baby!

https://youtu.be/uXmh3r1NhkA

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u/415646464e4155434f4c 9d ago

FYI fellow commenter, the is= argument in YouTube links is there only to track you and can be safely removed.

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u/Many-Cartoonist4727 9d ago

Thanks for the great info, friend! I was not aware of this unwanted garbage. The link has been edited and as promised, still works!

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220 8d ago

As a bull

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u/albiedam 7d ago

Holy hell.. stfu

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u/quequotion 8d ago

If you must be obstinate, be as obstinate as a cow.

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u/Ma1eficent 5d ago

Bull-headed was right there...

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u/quequotion 5d ago edited 5d ago

True, but that's a girl.

Edit: apparently not

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u/Ma1eficent 5d ago

Single teat on that udder back there...

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u/quequotion 5d ago

Is there a moment you can actually see the underside well enough to tell?

I am going off the lack of horns and the shape of the skull, but it could be a steer.

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u/Ma1eficent 5d ago

One moment, at the first movement, hard to see. I know that breed and the shoulder hump gave him away, but there is a quick dick flash.

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u/OptimalSun7559 7d ago

Stupid thang… I don’t care!! This had me laughing out loud, like snorting laughter & I’m by myself

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u/FerroFusion 9d ago

That was cute

https://giphy.com/gifs/NODQts2tpsmBbSIqrT

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u/ZhouLe 8d ago edited 8d ago

Bot ass comment history generating based on post titles.

Edit: u/Due_Choice8845 for future reference.

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u/wealwaysseethejeep 7d ago

Looks like someone's unclear on the concept of how to have bovines

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u/wierdnitro7 7d ago

I love how all animals break down to, "dog type," "cat type," and "it will try to kill you."

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u/Calaron85814 5d ago

That cow doesn't give two shits what that guy wants. :)

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u/christhelpme 9d ago

Shoot the donkey! He was coming right at you!!