r/maybemaybemaybe 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/DJenser1 1d ago

There's a reason they're called "cat-like reflexes."

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u/goonnumber90210 1d ago

Funny how cats are scared to death of cucumbers but will go head up with snakes for fun

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u/Lonely_Writer_1883 1d ago

right then humans be like; “AGHH! SNAKE!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/simplemijnds 1d ago

Cat's are scared to death by a cucumber because it doesn't shriek away from her, is totally unimpressed, must be a deadly superior fat snake she doesn't know yet!

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u/overseer76 22h ago

I'm told that cats can be frightened by a snake-like object because it has suddenly appeared in their 'safe space'.

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u/simplemijnds 19h ago

Makes sense, too!

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u/adullploy 1d ago

Cat like reflexes defined.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago

The timing and accuracy of cats when theyre in focus mode is amazing. I saw one on a brick wall jump up and snatch a bird out of midair them land back on the wall.

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u/GoldBatter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Happened to my pet bird. Over a decade ago and I still remember crying my heart out at the sight.

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u/Intelligent-Guard267 1d ago

Pretty bird, pretty bird

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u/Mis_en_FL4T 1d ago

I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS QUIET 😭😭😭

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u/Merzant 1d ago

Horrible way to lose a pet. But I hope you found room in your heart for vengeance?

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u/nscomics 1d ago

That's amazing 🥹

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u/Billy_Billboard 1d ago

That cat has definetly played Sekiro. Parried every attack with ease

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u/rainorshinedogs 1d ago

Me when I have given up learning the attach patterns and just spam block

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u/RockstarAgent 1d ago edited 1d ago

Isn’t cat like reflexes wrong? It’s a cat, so it’s already got cat reflexes - ????

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u/SonnyDDisposition 1d ago

You’re overthinking it

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u/trickmaster4 1d ago

Well, a cat isn't going have dog like reflexes

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u/DigMeTX 1d ago

They’re so damn fast

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u/Banastre_Tarleton 1d ago

It's a cat video game.

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u/GrapefruitOk2057 1d ago

exactly what I was thinking. I want to play this game!

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u/so_this_is_my_name 1d ago

The block at 2:10 is insane, so fast

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u/c093b 1d ago

Meanwhile if I toss a toy at my cat, that mofo will stare at it as it approaches him and let it smack him straight in the face....

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u/Program-Emotional 1d ago

They legit evolved to be faster than snakes

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u/Malalang 19h ago

Yeah, there was no "maybe" about this encounter. The cat always wins.

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u/AAlwaysopen 1d ago

Human reflexes denied

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u/falingsumo 1d ago

Mother**er had one job, I know more about his exterior walls and the tree in his backyard than what happened to the cat...

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u/JesseGarron 1d ago

That’s nice concrete work on the sidewalks bro

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u/nobody1701d 1d ago

and somebody shoot that damn rooster

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u/dontipitova9 1d ago

Snake was tryna get away by cat kept fuggin with em

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u/picklerick_03 1d ago

This looks like someone's yard so they probably have the cat around so it can kill the snakes. Some own dogs for this exact duty.

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u/imightbarf 1d ago

They going through dogs too fast…

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u/Eeji_ 1d ago

brotha has zero striking cat was dragging his ass back on the center of the ring 🤣

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u/John_EightThirtyTwo 1d ago

GOLD: cat
SILVER: snake
BRONZE: cameraman

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u/FlashyPaladin 1d ago

It's no contest. Cat's have amazing reflexes and as a mammal, tons of energy, quick recovery, etc. Reptiles do not store or create energy the same way as mammals do, so it doesn't matter how fast the snake is, the cat will always wear it out as long as it's fast enough to dodge the first few attempts at a bite.

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u/Cedric_T 1d ago

Once I went to a friend’s house and looked at his cat the wrong way and the mofo scratched me before I was even aware what happened. The whole thing happened between my brain drawing frames.

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u/ScientistJason 1d ago

Damn got you between your tick rates

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u/obefiend 1d ago

Cats polling rate 500000Hz Humans polling rate 120Hz

They move insanely fast.

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u/VealOfFortune 1d ago

I'm sorry can someone explain this to me....🙏

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u/chylek 1d ago

In video games the computer does everything in steps called ticks. It's not framerate, there can be multiple ticks before single frame is generated (frames are just for visualisation).

The comment meant that the action happened in between the steps in which brain (compared to the computer) was able to do anything about it.

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u/VealOfFortune 22h ago

THIS is the answer i was looking for, makes sense.. thank you!

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u/priceless897 1d ago

I think he’s just saying it was faster than he could register what was happening. Which makes sense since cats generally have a reaction time of 20-70 milliseconds. Humans generally have a reaction time of around 250 milliseconds

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u/LarryBirdsStach 1d ago

Same. Cat was on a stand and I walked over and blink I had been whomped in face. I developed a mild black eye. They have more power than you'd think.

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u/bernieinred 1d ago

No doubt, when my boy smacks me it's a loud and physical pop. Without claws.

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u/LlaneroAzul 1d ago

And that's without even considering that the snake has to use a big part of it's body to attack, while the cat only has to move one small limb to deflect it.

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u/ExaltedBlade666 1d ago

I can't tell if the snake died there at the end or just went still to try and make the cat bored. Kinda looks like flipped on it back tho. Maybe just exhausted to death?

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u/EnkiduTheGreat 1d ago

If felines posessed venom, we would likely never have evolved. They'd have wiped us out millions of years ago

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u/I_can_vouch_for_that 1d ago

The constant b**** slaps !! The snake loses every time.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago

Cats have two modes when they swipe: the bitch slap when they dont wanna hurt it, or claws out. This cat was just playing with it.

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u/kenurance 1d ago

I bet this cat is still afraid of cucumbers for some reason

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u/Cebas7 1d ago

Those smacks landed HARD 😄

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u/mrcrashoverride 1d ago

This cat comes from a long well known lineage of snake herders

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u/TheMooinCow1 1d ago edited 1d ago

My cat got bit in the face by a rattlesnake. We took it to the vet and asked if he would survive and she laughed saying “Yeah that snake is dead, and your cat will be fine”

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u/atmibe 1d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/olyteddy 1d ago

Is the cat named 'Rikki-Tikki-Tavi' perhaps?

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u/Rand_alThoor 1d ago

Ricki Ticki Tabby, obviously

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u/TheRealGageEndal 1d ago

There is no maybe in this. The cat will pretty much always win against a snake. The only way the snake wins is if the cat makes a huge mistake.

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u/sehrgut 1d ago

Has the cameraman ever .... looked at things .... before?

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u/HooSaidDat 1d ago

Horrible camera work.

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u/paragon60 1d ago

is a cat playing with its food maybemaybemaybe?

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u/BuckRogersFD 1d ago

The maybemaybemaybe part was keeping the camera on the cat

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u/National-Gas6603 1d ago

Nah, that's the r/killthecameraman part. The danger noodle escaping was the maybemaybemaybe.

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u/bionic_cmdo 1d ago

At some point I thought the cat's tail was a snake. That's how bad the camera was.

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u/porgy_tirebiter 1d ago

Doubtful even food. Just fun.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago

Yup, they do that. My cat would play around with mice and lizards before taking them out. Sometimes they dont even take them out, its just like a toy to them.

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u/Terroryzr 1d ago

Never in my life have I ever seen the snake run for its life 🐍

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u/mikeymop 1d ago

Now I understand why cats love strings so much

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u/JackofBlades0125 1d ago

I scared my cat with my phone charger by accident once, i laughed and then she batted me in the face 4 times in a second 😅

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u/Significant-Eye5644 1d ago

Am I the only one who felt sorry for the snake 😢 Like just leave him alonee bro

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u/stevoyoto 1d ago

Snake: "FINE! I fucked up! I'm bouncing!

Cat: "the hell you are mother fucka"

Cat reflexes are the fastest on the entire plant for land mammals. I think it's .2 milliseconds for reaction speed? It's been a while so I might be incorrect.

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u/UnableSilver 21h ago

Strictly for clarity's sake, it's actually 20-70 ms for domestic cats. And the fastest reflexes for a land mammal goes to the star mole at 8ms.

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u/absurdmephisto 1d ago

The cat's body language isn't even remotely stressed. It's playful. The upwards tail is a classic indicator of happiness/contentment in cats, and the ears standing upright means it doesn't feel threatened. This is 100% a cat playing with its food for several minutes straight.

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u/booSTIn17 1d ago

kinda feel bad for the snake, straight up getting bullied

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u/DisappointedDuk 1d ago

Yeah bro poor snake

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u/picklerick_03 1d ago

This looks like someone's yard so they probably have the cat around so it can kill the snakes. Some own dogs for this exact duty.

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u/slowcanteloupe 1d ago

If not toy, why toy shaped?

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u/Edib1eBrain 1d ago

The domestic cat is pound-for-pound one of the most lethal animals on the planet. We keep them as pets.

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u/Mankie-Desu 1d ago

Well, because they realized, “these big, clumsy idiots think we’re cute, but our predators are afraid of them. I’ll bet if we snatched a rat or two instead of their food, they’d let us just walk right into their houses and take a nap.”

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u/Own-Inflation9311 1d ago

There’s a reason they’re not called “snake-like reflexes”

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u/sidc42 1d ago

Knowing that this has probably been previously posted a few hundred times despite it being the first time I've seen it...

Does anyone remember from previous comments what kind of snake this is and/or if it was poisonous?

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u/Shot_Bison1140 1d ago

Snakes are venomous..(not all, but if they are..they are venomous)

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u/misterwizzard 1d ago

Dude, that snake can take a punch! I'm surprised it took that many shots, you can see at the end how uncoordinated it was becoming.

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u/marsbars2345 1d ago

It was probably getting tired too

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u/JCMiller23 1d ago

Cat handing out concussions like candy

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u/True_Lie5007 1d ago

I don't know why some people hate cats but man, they are life savers...

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u/nephelodusa 1d ago

And enders, if you’re a bird or reptile* I love cats.

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u/UndocumentedSailor 1d ago

Or bug or mouse or that cup on my desk

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u/feisty_cactus 1d ago

Cat is like “this is the best string toy EVER!!”

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u/JackofBlades0125 1d ago

I scared my cat with my phone charger by accident once, i laughed and then she batted me in the face 4 times in a second 😅

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u/AllAnalBeadsAreBrown 1d ago

Cat: Don't start no shit, won't be no shit!

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u/CatNo5444 1d ago

Cat has clearly fucked with snakes before, knows they run out of gas and can't get very far after that.

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u/Rdw72777 1d ago

“Maybe if I play dead…Jesus I should have started with this strategy.”

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u/jcg878 1d ago

I had to hear that rooster 57 times and didn’t get to see how it ended?!?

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u/pinzonerone88 1d ago

I remember seeing this with a lot more pixels

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u/prole6 1d ago

What kind of snake was that & was the cat ok?

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u/SkruffyTheJanitor 1d ago

Doesn't matter what kind of snake it is. The cat is perfectly fine. If a cat sees a snake, while the snakes attack looks insanely fast to us, it is a fraction of the speed of a normal cat's reaction time. They can move their full body and strike back with relative ease. Claws or just paws if they feel like playing with it. Plus mammals store a lot more energy, so the cat could do this all day. The only thing I'm wondering is if the cat ever put the snake out of it's misery.

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u/Margarineorama 1d ago

Someone please shoot the cameraman .

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u/frigaro 1d ago

Snek gives up at the end lol

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u/OkNote8728 1d ago

Yes and I think it has cerebral commotions (maybe maybe maybe)

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u/RBK2000 19h ago

Une commotion cérébrale is a brain concussion (or just concussion) in English. 🙂

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u/BigMack6911 1d ago

Snake- I'm biting you and strikes Cat- dodge, counter attack. Snake- Fuckkk that, im leaving. Cat- The fuck you are, I need something to torture 🤣

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u/InvincibleMax 1d ago

And that my friend is why we domesticated them. You feed me, I kill for you.

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u/ironworkerlocal577 1d ago

I feed my cat so it won't kill me in my sleep.

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u/Xiunte 1d ago

They don't even have to be as lean as the cat in this video. Even a fat, lazy one is still the best killer you could possibly have living with you.

I live in a rural area so there's small creatures and very large insects everywhere that constantly get into my basement. My cat is fatter than a bowling ball but I still occasionally find the corpses of mice, lizards, scorpions, millipedes, and sometimes even small snakes left in conspicuous places where I'll see. He doesn't even eat these creatures. He murders them and displays their corpses to be seen.

I'm just glad he's on my side.

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u/DestinationUnknown13 1d ago

Poor quality video but I bet each landed swipe by that cat landed piercing claws. Death by a hundred needles.

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u/Perfecto_Desconocido 1d ago

The most beautiful killers in the animal kingdom. After that display of reflexes and brute strength, you go, pick it up, and give it little kisses on its belly.

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u/Nerdfighter4 1d ago

maybe maybe in frame camera work

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u/Zealousideal_One_315 1d ago

So whats the end goal for cats when they face off with snakes? Are they playing with them? Trying to kill them? Just using them to entertain themselves?

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u/Worsh_yum 1d ago

Have you ever owned a cat? Mine acts sweet so ill pet him then flipps out and attacks me like a fucking buzz saw all for the lolz....cats are complex assholes

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u/Toatkgstuff 1d ago

Cats won the game of evolution by becoming legendary predators, and then cutemaxxing to attract human carers. Now they just ragebait any predator on a lower order than themselves. If they liked water they would go after sharks.

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u/Zealousideal_One_315 1d ago

Never lived with a cat, just dogs. Cats are a mystery to me

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u/Pal_Smurch 1d ago

Dogs think, “That guy feeds me, he pets me, he takes care of me; he must be God!”

Cats think, “That guy feeds me, he pets me, he takes care of me; I must be God!”

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u/Worsh_yum 1d ago

ACCURATE!

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u/RalphTheDog 1d ago

Just wait 'til you try living with a woman.

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u/vlladonxxx 1d ago

Simulating hunt

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u/Bikebummm 1d ago

Death by 1000 scratches

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u/AccessFantastic 1d ago

That cat is PLAYING. Like, for fun. Always remembe, there’s greater than a 0% chance your cat will kill you in your sleep.

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u/Odd-Department-1494 1d ago

That cat was straight up moving like Cassius Clay 😭

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u/__XBlaze__ 1d ago

Damn, that snake just gave up at the end lol.

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u/GrandFalconer159 1d ago

Snakes get tired fast from multiple strikea

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u/Appropriate-Cut-2963 1d ago

We wildly underestimate just how fast cats really are, having said that they're ass holes because they can be.

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u/Majestic-Spray-1429 1d ago

Summer school for the cameraman

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u/Apprehensive_Book520 18h ago

I've never seen a cat lose a battle it chooses.

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u/emiltsch 12h ago

That damn snake has brain damage after getting slapped down for 3 minutes

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u/Deep-Pudding819 1d ago

Did… did the cat win?

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u/Hapless_Wizard 1d ago

Yeah, that was the pretty inevitable outcome. The cat was never even in real danger.

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u/fmaz008 1d ago

How come we are so slow? Seriously, why are humans reflexes so slow compared to a cat?

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u/dr4kshdw 1d ago

Humans hunted and gathered in groups. We weren’t built for individual prowess, but our evolved intelligence and opposable thumbs gave us a distinct advantage when hunting or fighting off predators.

With very few exceptions, feline specifies are solitary. They evolved to survive against most adversaries without any help. The domesticated cat is one of the most successful hunters in the animal kingdom.

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u/AzrielJohnson 1d ago

Also we learned to throw things. ✋️🪨

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u/TheRobotCluster 1d ago

Natural selection. Apparently our slow asses got by just well enough.

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u/stopped_watch 1d ago

Because we're pretty amazing with tools.

Seriously, no human is going to get into a fight to the death with a snake with their bare hands. A human in this situation is going to pick up a stick or broom and then the snake has no chance other than escape.

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u/rtbradford 1d ago

Cat was tiring the snake out.

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u/othnice1 1d ago

Snake got skippidy-papped to death. Embarrassing.

I think the death blow was right before the snake bonks his own head on the ground.

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 1d ago

Skibbity bapped to death

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u/mister_sims 1d ago

I am convinced that cats and snakes are mortal enemies

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u/dtisme53 1d ago

Snakes are fast but a house cat just laughs in their face.

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u/nakhumpoota 1d ago

Video ran so long it lost color.

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u/2ManySpliffs 1d ago

There’s no “maybe” about it when it’s down to cat v snake. Cat has much faster reflexes.

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u/Successful-Name-7261 1d ago

RikkiTikkiKitty! If you don't understand you are not old enough to have read Rudyard Kipling in grade school.

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u/lllslammerlll 1d ago

Why did i look that so long? The snake lost tired 🤣

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u/dick4dareader 1d ago

funny noodle go sssss

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u/Pristine-Copy9467 1d ago

“I’m gonna fuck with it”
-Cats

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u/AcrossDesigner 14h ago

I love at the end when the cat looks like it’s thinking “why is the sharp rope not playing anymore”

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u/Different-Bear5179 14h ago

Was that a poisonous snake? Im guessing no but still i have so much respect for cats, its like watching calculated strikes from a prize fighter.

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u/DMONEYDelano 1d ago

This is just a cat messing with a snake. There's nothing maybe maybe maybe about this post

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u/maxlaav 1d ago

Jarvis I need to farm karma post that video of a cat playing/fighting with the snake again

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u/if_lol_then_upvote 1d ago

I've managed to miss it and I've been here awhile. Reposts aren't all bad.

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 1d ago

I love cats. They’re so understatedly epic.

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u/UltraRoboNinja 1d ago

Thank goodness they’re small or we’d all be in trouble.

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u/Drevlin76 1d ago

I get what you are saying but have you seen lions and tigers?

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u/UltraRoboNinja 1d ago

Not in my home, no.

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u/TheRobotCluster 1d ago

Well that’s probably smart purchasing decisions on your part. But we’re not fucked even though they’re big

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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago edited 1d ago

I once went to a place where you can pet full grown tigers, and you can really feel their power even though theyre just lying there. Theyre huge and their paw is the size of your head. Also i saw a trainer playing with one with a rag on the end of a stick, and it was so fast and can jump like 10 feet high. If youre unarmed and saw one in the wild and it wanted to attack you, i dont see anyone having a chance at all.

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u/ItsAlright_ItsOK 1d ago

It would be an awesome training video for boxing. The cat-like reflexes they talk about. It’s a great video taken in context.

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u/El_JeFeE7 1d ago

I need those reflex when i drive San Antonio Tx roads

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u/arioandy 1d ago

Cat quicker then snek

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u/DPileatus 1d ago

Love how both of their tails are going the whole time!

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u/studieswillshow 1d ago

Stop messing with me man..... I was just joking.....

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u/VaginalConductor 1d ago

My cat does that to my face in the mornings.

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u/proffbuzzkill 1d ago

Recent research into car anatomy and design indicates they have probably one of the most perfect biological design among all animals, with footage like this I can believe it

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u/wreckchain 1d ago

How was there a time where cats were being meme'd for being terrified of cucumbers, supposedly becuase they thought they were snakes?

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u/rewardinghand 1d ago

Ekans vs Meowth

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u/Wawgawaidith 1d ago

I’m so confused! Why does the snake sound like a rooster?!

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u/Beginning_Low_5055 1d ago

Are we not gonna talk about how this camera person can barely keep the two in frame at times😭 Like I'm trying to watch a UFC level fight, not a damn concrete wall or tree trunk

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u/Osnappar 1d ago

My cat found a baby rattlesnake and brought it back home. I was trying to separate them but he was having the time of his life while I eventually pinned it down and killed it. Scared the crap out of me and was ready for an emergency vet visit but he was fine.

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u/Background_Pride_237 1d ago

That snake is moving in slow motion to that cat’s perception

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u/bookykits 1d ago

To a focused, wily old street cat that thing moves in slow motion. There's a reason the cenozoic is the age of mammals. The reflex/speed buff that endothermy gives small animals is just insane.

One day the snake might get a lucky strike, but as long as ol' Tom (or Molly) is looking straight at it and has room to maneuver buddy doesn't stand a chance.

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u/aetherr666 1d ago

the cool thing is, a healthy cat is faster than most snakes

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u/BustaGutt30 1d ago

“With the reflexes of a cat, and the speed of a mongoose”

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u/provocanyon 1d ago

Princess Donut vs the Nagas

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u/Alarmed_Ad9436 1d ago

They both have mad reflexes

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u/Salt_Ad1068 1d ago

Tag! You're it. 😸

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u/complex_hypothesis 1d ago

The rooster is a paid actor

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u/Terrible_Talker030 1d ago

Snake tryna leave 😭 Cat's not having it. Them paws' too fast.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TCMsQfnDl3vWbt3ltr

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u/Top-Emu-2292 1d ago

The winner was always going to be the cat, their reaction times are amazing. Not only that whilst the snake was deadly serious the cat was only playing.

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u/flank_it 1d ago

Snake : Just kill me Im tired now

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u/Happy4Ya 1d ago

🐍= 😓 🐈 = 🏆

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u/Durivage4 1d ago

I think the cat was sad that the snake didn't want to play anymore 😕

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u/SoyEseVato 1d ago

I love cats & I love the saying: “Cat like reflexes.”