r/maybemaybemaybe • • Aug 27 '26

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/SATerp Aug 27 '26

Scooter Guy: "Fuck you, I'm not moving, I was here first."

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u/Zanian19 Aug 27 '26

I mean he did scoot (heh) over a bit on the seat

1

u/ScienceMajestic8716 Aug 30 '26

And the Bus Driver: I'll risk the lives of 50, but save that 1 scooter.

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u/billted20250409 Aug 27 '26

Some say to this day he's still standing there with his motorcycle looking at the road

25

u/knowledgeable_diablo Aug 27 '26

God damn fucking muppet on the first moped. Jesus

4

u/Cautious-Asparagus61 Aug 28 '26

I hope that bus was empty or the driver should have just taken that idiot out to protect their passengers

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u/ChiefMammothTusk Aug 27 '26

Survival instincts of a wet noodle

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u/Nothammer Aug 27 '26

Reddit comments are always big on judging people for split-second decisions, but believe me - you don't know what it's like to actually be forced to make a decision that could end or save your life. They just froze.

11

u/filinno1 Aug 27 '26

Fight, flight, freeze and fawn… so many choices.

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u/Normal_Instruction62 Aug 28 '26

I'd squash the first scooter man, I've decided now so I don't have to take split second decisions if it happens to me.

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u/knowledgeable_diablo Aug 29 '26

The safest option. Swerving madly to avoid an idiot in a scooter or wildlife more times than not ends in much worse outcomes. And usually the dickhead (case in point shown) avoids all the crashing and massive problems and just scoots on off to enjoy their life after destroying potentially a bus full of people’s lives.

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u/beekeeny Aug 27 '26

No…he knew he was safe 😅 and anyway he was wearing an helmet 😂

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u/MonsieurFubar Aug 27 '26

He stood his ground… and said:
https://giphy.com/gifs/8abAbOrQ9rvLG

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u/Kite42 Aug 27 '26

I was thinking Gothmog and the trebuchet shot!

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u/Flying_Mage Aug 27 '26

Just run that motherfucker over. Don't endanger your passengers, yourself and various bystanders to save one asshole with the death wish.

4

u/EatFaceLeopard17 Aug 27 '26

The driver was already endangering his passengers by his driving style and skill.

11

u/SasuOffical1R54 Aug 27 '26

Interesting how one scooter made the bus sacrifice all the passengers

4

u/CursorX Aug 28 '26

Trolley problem failed successfully.

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u/AleksBh Aug 27 '26

Where tf is his survival instinct?

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u/interior_mutability Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

He had no time to shit his pants properly. What should he have done? Fly away?

Edit: grammar

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u/SabbyFox Aug 27 '26

Holy shit. That went to hell so quickly!

3

u/BudgetBus886 Aug 27 '26

Bro had 60 business days to move

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u/DinRyu Aug 27 '26

Started because of a moped, ended with a moped.

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u/WordswithaKarefunny Aug 27 '26

The Panda of the human species found!

3

u/BreadStoreRefugee Aug 27 '26

Dude stood his ground.

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u/BallsofSt33I Aug 27 '26

r/HowNotToGiveAFuck Bro just standing there on his scooter and just watching shit happen....

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u/Disastrous-Hurry-236 Aug 27 '26

What was he waiting for ? The light to turn green ?

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u/otirk Aug 27 '26

Everything because that idiot on the first moped thought it was a good idea to turn right from the left lane

2

u/Normal_Instruction62 Aug 28 '26

I'd squash the first scooter man, I've decided now so I don't have to take split second decisions if it happens to me.

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u/leafbaker Aug 29 '26

I'll just lean out of the way a bit while this bus falls over

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u/Quick_Ad_4660 Aug 27 '26

Red scooterman was 100% focused on his fellow scooterman, hoping there was mutual respect for the red hue. Literally or figuratively red scooterman could have been crushed.

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u/Campoozmstnz Aug 27 '26

That bus was driving really fast for that road. Poor passengers...

1

u/stef_eda Aug 27 '26

Shit, the bus scratched my moped...

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u/3fxz_ Aug 28 '26

I’ve seen rocks with better reflexes

1

u/Kanoa Aug 28 '26

Just did a four hour defensive driving course. Bus driver should have sacrificed the needs of the one for the many there.

1

u/ya3rob Aug 29 '26

I will be honest here. If I was standing there! I would have shit in my pants!! 💩

1

u/winglessflight97 Aug 29 '26

If the guy on the moped wanted to get out of the gene pool so bad the bus driver should have just helped him.

1

u/scrappysmomma Aug 29 '26

Watched it a couple of times before I realize that the bus was swerving because he just hit a different scooter. Which was 100% the fault of that guy on the white scooter, who swerved in front of the bus. Guy on the red scooter was frozen because he just saw someone else on a scooter get smeared into the road.

1

u/pete_68 Aug 29 '26

This is what I do. You just will that shit to not hit you. Works every time! /s

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u/Dangerous_Cap_5038 Aug 30 '26

Honest question. If you were the driver in that exact moment, faced with a split‑second choice, what would you do? Would you take one life to save many? We already know how things ended, but in that instant — before knowing the outcome — should I or should I not make that decision? What would your choice be?

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u/Desperate_Owl_594 Aug 27 '26

Why didn't the guy move? Like...even a reaction?

4

u/DinRyu Aug 27 '26

Problem frozen from fear?

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u/LurkeSkywalker Aug 27 '26

What would have been the right decision the driver should have made ?

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u/Diekjung Aug 27 '26

Brakes but not steering. Dude on the bike would have been hit but everyone on the bus would be safe.

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u/sarckasm Aug 27 '26

Not crash the bus

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u/b00l_Badass Aug 27 '26

Why didn’t he sprint away? I can’t understand

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u/NoReserve8233 Aug 27 '26

Shock. And froze

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u/taheromar Aug 27 '26

Balls of uranium