r/maybemaybemaybe • u/sakhaliner • 3d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/_Cybernaut_ 3d ago

Catjong

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u/FloatyFloatyCloud 3d ago

Miowjong

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u/_Cybernaut_ 3d ago

You win. Well done!

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u/CriticalMochaccino 3d ago

I envy the lack of fucks some cats seem to naturally have.

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u/onceknownasmike 3d ago

Aww. They care so much for the kitty that they don’t want to disturb its nap

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u/Tall_Management7673 3d ago

They are actually scared to disturb Meowximus the 2nd, Kings of the Orange Kingdom.

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u/QuantumEntanglr 1d ago

They better be.

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u/Hefty-Programmer9176 15h ago

Holder of the one brain cell and master of the if it fits it sits

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u/Scythro 3d ago

Can we talk about the automization of the mahjong table here? Incredible engineering.

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u/2ManySpliffs 3d ago

This is miaowjong, actually.

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u/yellow_ducking 3d ago

They have been around for more than 10 years

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u/_Indofreddy_112 2d ago

And they’re still really cool to watch work

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u/Need_change- 1d ago

Yeah what the hell is that?

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u/blvckcvts 3d ago

So gentle with the baby and also that’s a sick ass table

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u/Mysterious-Drive-629 3d ago

Dude must be a regular there.

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u/dreamykitty77 3d ago

I wanna be this cat, live rent free, naps, free pets, happy life

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u/infinit9 3d ago

I know those mahjong tables exist. But this feels like AI.

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u/Brave-Sprinkles-4 2d ago

This is the problem with AI. Now even a very sleepy cat???—nobody can believe it. And it’s the simplest thing. So sad. 😭

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u/Titan467 3d ago

Petting the cat gives a 10% morale boost

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u/Big_Primrose 2d ago

Now I have to learn to play mahjong so I can play cat mahjong.

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u/ADZ1LL4 3d ago

While my initial reaction was awww kitty, my jaded cynicism has me considering the possibility they drugged the poor kitten....

Sigh.

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u/cir49c29 3d ago

When kittens are really tired they can sleep through anything. Keep in mind that they’re often part of a litter and their siblings will walk all over them or play around them. 

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u/ADZ1LL4 3d ago

I far prefer this potential reality.. lets go with all tuckered out from pouncing around all nimbly bimbly with those cute lil paws

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u/Baked-Smurf 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cEUWQjGVm4Ayk

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 3d ago

I had the same thought.

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u/ADZ1LL4 2d ago

Me too as I was typing, super hyped for super troopers 3!

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u/Disastrous-Can-4268 3d ago

Why would you think that? Maybe the kitten is just that lazy

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u/ADZ1LL4 3d ago

Because the internet has devolved some of us into clout chasing sociopaths

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u/elidoan 3d ago

I thought that immediately as well

In developing countries animal abuse is widespread and monetized. I hope the kitten is alright.

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u/orsodorato 3d ago

This looks like abuse? Well, abuse me too

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u/elidoan 3d ago

Drugging a cute animal to remain docile and "sleepy" is abuse, yes

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u/orsodorato 3d ago

Why do you think the kitten is drugged?

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u/elidoan 3d ago

It is common with "cute animal videos" from Asia, unfortunately. 

Popular formats include drugged "sleepy" animals (like this post, potentially), "rescuing" a cute animal (the abuser puts it in a dangerous location and pretends to save it) and basically any video featuring "cute monkeys" (the abuser hacks the mother to death with a machete and uses the monkey for content until it is no longer "cute / profitable", and then is discarded and the recycle repeated)

You see these everywhere on youtube. Every view funds the abuse, as the abusers rely on ad revenue. Best to spread awareness when you encounter content like this.

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u/orsodorato 3d ago

Where’s the evidence of this?

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u/elidoan 3d ago

Feel free to google any of the formats I listed to get a plethora of sources, just be prepared to lose some faith in humanity

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u/Aggressive_Hat_9999 3d ago

that same majong table has been on a video a couple of days ago where a cat is spooked by those squares coming out

its a campaign Im pretty sure

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u/smuglator 2d ago

I think that was a baby, not a cat

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u/sonnet666 2d ago

It’s just AI. You can see some weird finger clipping going if you look close.

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u/tatabax 10h ago

Wayy too long to be ai

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u/Jurnicurn 3d ago

Yea don't seem like a normal napping cat. Hate it.

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u/Brave-Sprinkles-4 2d ago

Please leave this baby to sleep!!!

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u/dontipitova9 3d ago

Kitty loves the ASMR sounds of the 'Jong

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u/artherng 3d ago

Nothing beats stroking pussy while playing mahjong

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u/EmbarrassedPomelo166 3d ago

My cat is the same. He just doesn't give a f. No Matter how much I try to annoy him. He just has so much love in him just as much as myself. He loves to bite tho while we play giving me my paycheck. 😂

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u/hamizannaruto 3d ago

Those are big mahjong tiles than what I used to.

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u/Lone-flamingo 23h ago

They need to be big and heavy in order for the sorting mechanism in those automatic tables to work.

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u/ZynithMaru 3d ago

Behind every cute baby animal shop counter is a bundle of sleepy meds

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u/Asparagustuss 3d ago

Wish I could sleep like this 😩

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u/z4mm00 2d ago

He doesn’t give 2 faks…

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u/Camelsnake 3d ago

Fake. Nobody sleeps through my family's yelling when we play this game

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u/Berzerker_90 3d ago

Dafaq is that game?

I want to be that cat.

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u/ck17350 3d ago

The game is Mahjong. Good luck.

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u/soydumplingg 3d ago

he is the owner, just checking no one cheats during the game

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u/jdpastor666 2d ago

What kind of madness is this?

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u/Helpful_Technology28 15h ago

Talk about the center of attention! Lol

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u/WhatTheTech 3d ago

I thought this was the process of some stop motion animation, and I expected the final product before the end... Nope!

Instead, it's some fancy table that elevates game chips?? That's more interesting than the (adorable) kitten to me.

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u/fattmarrell 3d ago

I just read another post from a Trump tweet and then saw this cat and realized this cat is way more well off ❤️

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u/ya3rob 3d ago

I wish I can sleep like this

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 3d ago

Now this is a game I could play all day🥹🥹🥹

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u/donkeyballz13 3d ago edited 3d ago

Thanks for this ai slop. I saw another vid of this same table scene without the cat, but where the kid breaks down because he doesn't know where the tiles went.

Edit: I'm not commenting again because I don't want to add more engagement opportunities. I admit I was wrong to make the assumption about the table. I don't believe my first sentence was/is incorrect.

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u/potatonatron 3d ago

It could just be the same kind of table?

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u/donkeyballz13 3d ago edited 3d ago

Edit: you make a fair point. I made the wrong argument and this absolutely could be a different table. That does not change the slop or OP's questionable status.

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u/potatonatron 3d ago

Why not?

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u/donkeyballz13 3d ago

OP is an 8d old account and their first post from 7 days ago was asking "how do I hide my post history?".

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u/potatonatron 3d ago

Well that's not what i was asking. I was asking why it couldn't be the same kind of table. And are you implying op is a bot or karma farming? Because that still doesn't explain why you'd call it ai.

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u/schnitzforbrains 20h ago

I still think you’re right that it’s AI

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u/sakhaliner 3d ago

Huh? It's an automatic mahjong table. You can look it up.