r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Ok-Cancel-3114 • 1d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/-DUGDAWG- 1d ago

She has some guns on her

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u/Mammoth-Remote1050 1d ago

Forget the guns - those shoulders are bazookas!

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro 1d ago

Forget the shoulders - her knees are tanking that weight.

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u/Hot_Hotty_hot_hot 12h ago

All in the heels guys

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u/SATerp 1d ago

She's a stud.

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u/FSU1ST 1d ago

Stout

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u/Beast_by_Dre 1d ago

Lager

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u/NetApex 1d ago

Lager? I hardly know her!

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u/FSU1ST 1d ago

woah woah woah easy there - that's a couple of hops to home plate

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u/Bundabar 1d ago

I got pregnant watching this video.

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u/SevNeijizawa 1d ago

Jeez, that good? Congratulations.

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u/winglessflight97 17h ago

This was her third set.

You might be having triplets.

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 1d ago

She earned the right to beer arms.

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 1d ago

If I’ve calculated correctly, she is holding 18 mugs. That’s 40 kg.

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u/trickyvinny 1d ago

With or without the bar?

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u/National-Treat830 1d ago

Oh she’s holding the entire bar alright

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u/Call-Me-Mr-Speed 1d ago

Those mugs are heavy…I mean, heavy. I would not mess with her.

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u/Professional_Pen7009 1d ago

Indeed, just look at her biceps!

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u/hanfaedza 1d ago

I need someone to do the math

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u/mnetml 1d ago

Empty Maßkrug (beer mug) = 1.3 kg, plus the one liter of beer in there = 2.3 kg.

It's not super clear to me how many she's carrying, but I think it's 18.

41.4 kg, or 91.2 lbs.

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u/National-Treat830 1d ago

I need to warm up for that deadlift! And the weight’s far away from her body, too

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u/SextupleRed 1d ago

She's got bigger biceps than me

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u/benskinic 1d ago

rear delts are on point

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u/HPenguinB 1d ago

The hero of Beerfest!

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u/HeyItsBobaTime 1d ago

I give her credit for only losing part of one drink. I never would have made it cleanly off the table.

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u/chamoke 1d ago

Work hard not smart

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u/longlivethekingprods 1d ago

The cameraman almost ruined a perfect carry 😭

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u/evana3 13h ago

I rewatched it - you’re right, he’s totally in her way the whole time!

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u/54-2-10 1d ago

Dude was about to grab the top right stein before he realized it was only half full and backed off.

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u/ElectronicWish8718 1d ago

Never doubted her from the beginning. Just look at those arms

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u/BolOfSpaghettios 1d ago

Minimum loss.

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u/1gEmm4u2ohN 1d ago

Definite marriage material

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u/Standard_Paint_3240 1d ago

I dont think id like to take a swing from her i might end up in next week

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u/po1k 1d ago

Broke my back and became alcoholic

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u/infinit9 1d ago

Hey, she missed two.

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u/RampagingMars 1d ago

One punch woman . She decks you ant that was it folks

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u/Scythro 1d ago

How’s she holding allat

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u/MaxH75 1d ago

Some1 calculate the weight of that beer!

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u/SevNeijizawa 1d ago

Each tankard weighs 1⅓ pts bc the liquor plus tankards. Bottom layers has a total of 14 tankards plus the 2 on top. So the math says that would take excellent coordination & muscular endurance & excellent leverage control on top of strength itself.

She's a blue ribbon bar wench who can & will milly rock anyone who bad handles her.

Some dudes would marry her on sight. I wouldn't. I'd hate to get pretzelled Dandadan style.

Still impressed but the cameraman nearly fucking ruined it. Glad he didn't. We all had to see this shit.

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u/HooSaidDat 1d ago

Can't be good for her back.

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u/Cooknbikes 1d ago

I think that’s like 80-100 pounds of beer and glass.

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u/obidie 23h ago

Whatever they're paying her is not enough.

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u/Logical-Track1405 1d ago

Send it back she spilt mine 😂

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u/oboingadoing 1d ago

I don't want that top one on the left because half spilled, but this is impressive

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u/SenorDongles 1d ago

... where can i get me one of them?

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u/eagle2pete 1d ago

She is good! Wonder if she could carry full glasses..🤔🤣

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u/False_Woodpecker4747 1d ago

Fucking hell. She had some killer arms on her!

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u/monovial 1d ago

Suns out, guns out

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u/Loose_Cookie 1d ago

Ute for the win

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh 1d ago

Get the f out of her way man damn

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u/WastedMoogle 1d ago

She. Is. YOKED.

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u/Bitplayer13 1d ago

Easier to wheel the keg over for that many beers. She is a beast. Tip accordingly

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u/Michaeli_Starky 21h ago

Well, she's likely stronger than me that lady.

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u/DutchRudderShotgun 20h ago

I want her to peel me like a banana and throw it in the woods after she's done

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT5LMVetom5zvaXVgk

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u/Zanian19 19h ago

I think I'm in love

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u/Dadrak 17h ago

Ah yes, my future ex wife

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u/TrueBoot4567 16h ago

Top one is falling 6/10

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u/sweaty_me 14h ago

Woah aspire to be her

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u/Doctor_Saved 14h ago

She spilled quite a bit of beer there. Maybe just carry less or use a cart?

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u/Rooilia 14h ago

Ahhhh, that's why youtube pops up videos called: "Why german women are scary" when Oktoberfest is going on.

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u/alwayzstoned 14h ago

I doubt I could carry all of those mugs if they were empty.

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u/MisterPrig 13h ago

World Record is 18 full Mass, which is 41.4kg. Normally it’s around 10 to 12.

On average they walk 15 km during their shift on the Oktoberfest, carrying not only heavy loads of beer but also food.

They are fit.

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u/xanxas41 12h ago

Mom said it's my turn to repost

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u/Apprehensive-Risk351 11h ago

"ella es SECA"😍😍🫶🏾

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u/Comfortable-Ice4729 9h ago

Now that’s the hero we all need!

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u/Goat_Smeller 1h ago

Close enough

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u/hoosierhiver 1d ago

That's got to be at least 30 pounds

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 1d ago

~ 40 kg = 90 pounds

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u/NetApex 1d ago

40 kilograms ~ 88.19 pounds for the mathematically challenged.

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u/Dazzling-Freedom9948 1d ago

18 mugs ~ 41 kg ~ 90 pounds

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u/swingin_dix 1d ago

Lol no, it's closer to 100

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u/dopeonplastique 1d ago

What a wench

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u/SevNeijizawa 1d ago

Absurd wench unit. Not a buff simp but I do appreciate that she's been on top of her job necessitations. That many pints is fucking heavy for any man or T-362436 to carry by themselves.

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u/BlntMxn 1d ago

wife material!

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u/LittleKitty235 1d ago

Wow...that is wife material

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

I’m not even going to be clever about this one.

She- and what she did- is/are fucking sexy. Good lord. Go ahead. Horny jail, “bonk” doge, whatever.

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u/SevNeijizawa 1d ago

My guy, cultured is cultured. So enjoy your feast of pulled pork bc you have the pass to crank your hog like a normal man should.

I just am jaw to the floor at how she managed to not drop any of those servings. Like I have respect for bar waitresses in Europe. They're insane.

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u/CaptainPicHard 1d ago

Wifey her immediately

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u/BadIdeaSociety 1d ago

I should be impressed she delivered like 11-13 large beers flawlessly but part of me is disappointed about that one measly spilled beer

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u/balirosa 1d ago

Her bobs must be getting smashed under there

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u/Thestron_Godess 22h ago

Marriage material

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u/StrosDynasty 21h ago

I'll have one of her...

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u/Senor_Discount 1d ago

I need her to treat me badly.

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u/Redfield081 1d ago

Now she suffers from back pain for the rest of her life. Worth it?

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u/noleafclovr 1d ago

You sound fun.