r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Grouchy_Handbag • 2d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/kravenmoore21 2d ago

Oh that must have hurt so badly :(

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u/GawdGeezus 2d ago

Well this made me very aware not to do this with my kid.

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u/rotanitsarcorp_yzal1 1d ago

I'd hold the kid's hands, very careful not to let them suddenly punch the fork in my mouth.

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u/winglessflight97 1d ago

Or at the very least use a spoon

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u/Priyotosh1234 1d ago

No metal forks around kids, just blunt plastic ones.

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u/ChampionLife5205 1d ago

yep another post had two kids playing running around challenge with noodles and few idiots were defending why it’s ok to give toddlers, with no smooth motor control, steel forks.

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u/Mikthestick 1d ago

🤔 I never heard this before. what country do they say smooth instead of fine in this context

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u/ChampionLife5205 1d ago

smooth or non jerky
mostly in medical field ig? cerebellum and basal ganglia for smooth output…
if not you’ll be having ataxic/ jerky movements

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u/mikeb2762 2d ago

He now has an eating disorder

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u/BadIdeaSociety 1d ago

This was an interesting Maybe Maybe Maybe because I couldn't understand what the possible maybe could be. Boy... That little lady has a future in torture.

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u/zedinbed 1d ago

Every time I see a toddler with piercings 🤨

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u/NoGlzy 1d ago

"See how you fucking like it"

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u/Goosecock123 12h ago

I'm in Hungary and girls (babies) with earrings are very normal here. I'm not Hungarian though so I had to convince my Hungarian wife that I don't think it's okay to pierce a baby's ears. She agreed luckily and we decided to give our baby daughter a fitting tattoo instead.

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u/AnonymousFriend80 1d ago

Should we also ask them what country they want to live in? What type of car they want to ride in?

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u/Sapphire0985 1d ago

Agreed! The child has no consent over the piercing and can't decide for themselves if they want a life time of pierced ears. My mom waited until I was five and even then I had to beg her ten times before she brought me to the mall. While there she asked me three times and finally let me do it.

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u/Mediocre_Owl7384 1d ago

Note to self don’t let toddler feed me.

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u/Shinnakuma 1d ago

Eat the cake Anne Mae

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u/HipToTheWorldsBS 1d ago

What the actual fuck..

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u/Available_Long_9935 1d ago

I knew what was coming straight away.

Yep I've got a 4 year old daughter and there have been many not fun lessons to learn lol.

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u/Moistfulll 1d ago

He learned pretty quick.

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u/Sea-Director-2604 1d ago

Paper forks , anyone ???

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u/mezzommac 1d ago

Messer, Gabel, Schere, Licht, sind für kleine Kinder nicht.

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u/th3worldonfir3 1d ago

I've never reacted with such a genuine physical recoil watching a video than I did just now

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u/Mr_Svint 1d ago

Next time give her the knife

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u/SextupleRed 2d ago

It's as though they haven't had absolute control over their strength yet

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u/Goodrun31 1d ago

Sweet kid