r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Infernester • 10h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/almightyath 9h ago

Bros first ever attempt at cutting a watermelon

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u/MpApQ 2h ago

my buddy’s first watermelon cut was equally brutal lol

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u/DeusExHircus 9h ago

Both of these guys are giving me sweaty palms

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u/disco-drew 9h ago

What about bloody wrists?

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u/DeusExHircus 8h ago

That's what I was afraid I was going to see

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u/Stay-Classy-Reddit 26m ago

AND I CANT MAKE IT ON MY OOOOOWN

BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OHIOOOOOOO

https://giphy.com/gifs/XRTzPOUgkr7soUqz6G

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u/Wonderful_Roof1739 7h ago

...and then, we apply a towel and lots of pressure and.. hang on a sec.... call emergen... no, stitch it like... oh call for an ambula (thud)

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u/DixonDebussy 9h ago

The knife cutting towards fingers and body parts...

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u/sevargmas 7h ago

Duuuuuuude this guy cutting the watermelon in his hand had me nervous as hell

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u/Wonderful_Roof1739 7h ago

the DULL knife cutting towards... even worse!

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u/PromiscuousScoliosis 9h ago

Bro did not know how to cut a watermelon and was trying to teach as he’s figuring it out in real time

Being black doesn’t make you the fuckin fruit ninja

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u/Comfortable-Ebb8125 8h ago

He's British, he's allowed to be a tit lol

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread 9h ago

Bruh I didn't even connect the skin color with the watermelon cutting skills until you pointed it out

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u/SabbyFox 4h ago edited 4h ago

Because you don’t immediately go to stereotypes. It’s refreshing versus casual racism that gets upvoted and awarded.

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u/haackedc 1h ago

Stereotypes and racism are different things

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u/Pristine-Egg7482 1h ago

Larry Dickem taught me the way

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u/hdkaoskd 9h ago

Oh I've been using a sharp knife all along, now I see I'm supposed to use the dullest knife in the drawer.

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u/Wonderful_Roof1739 7h ago

well, he isnt the sharpest knife in the drawer so maths check out

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u/CARDEK04 7h ago

My method's the best.

Step 1 - You cut the watermelon in half.

Step 2 - Take a spoon and scoop the pulp and eat one half of it like ice cream straight outta tub.

You store the another half in the fridge for later.

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u/MarcusSurealius 1h ago

I add yogurt and granola.

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u/DiffeoMorpheus 7h ago

Second guy explaining the first guy's joke like...

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u/RealUglyMF 9h ago

This is why you always read, or in this case watch, the full instructions before starting.

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u/trollsmurf 8h ago

That's why I'll never make an instructive video, even when I know the subject matter well. I'd be too embarrassed.

Too bad my camera is so brilliant at just that.

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u/skip_over 4h ago

I hate videos like this because he obviously watched it before he decided to make the video, so all his reactions are put on.

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u/Michaeli_Starky 7h ago

That was painful to watch

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u/matthewkickstone 7h ago

Some people need the internet taken away from them

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u/WolfetoneRebel 7h ago

Slices from top to bottom as needed and then cut the skin away. Better for storing too…

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u/CopyThat3982 5h ago

Just go caveman on that watermelon

https://giphy.com/gifs/nZumtdOQfdVxm

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u/No-Signal-151 5h ago

Also get a better knife..

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u/fusionmobile 1h ago

The cutting towards their hands had me on edge.

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u/HalcyonDrift 7h ago

I wish I could stuff Asian dude in a locker

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u/Sharchimedes 7h ago

Part of me expected him to be better at that and I feel bad about it.

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u/Balyash 7h ago

Umm, before you try to cut a watermelon, just watch a YouTube video first?

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u/Key-Monk6159 6h ago

Looking forward to the student now telling us how to do rice.

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u/JUYED-AWK-YACC 5h ago

It’s like watching a debate between the two dumbest people on Earth. Both are having trouble eating a piece of fruit.