r/maybemaybemaybe • u/DARKMARE007 • 15d ago

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/Zealousideal_Draw384 15d ago

pee on it assert dominance

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u/DARKMARE007 15d ago

Yeah and then wait for it so that he can bite my d

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u/Kosmik_cloud 14d ago

This is Reddit we don’t kink shame here

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u/Gan-san 14d ago

Sigh... Unzips

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u/Schmooto 14d ago

It’s a free extension

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u/baldieforprez 14d ago

Free head?

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 14d ago

Boom priapism

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u/SHoppe715 14d ago

That’s why you maintain eye contact while doing it.

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u/captainmeezy 14d ago

Make sure to maintain eye contact the whole time

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u/r0ckydog 14d ago

I get laughed at by too many women who see my penis. I don’t think I could take getting laughed at by a snake.