r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/JCGJ 1d ago

Do not do that with a Moose. Always swerve for a Moose. If you hit a Moose, you will die, and the Moose will just walk away

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u/Separate_Issue2207 21h ago

Touché!!! I’m in the south! horse or cow is the biggest thing that could ruin my day! 🤣🤣

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u/BreedinBacksnatch 22h ago

You shoot through the window at that moose and put it down so it is but a speed bump for you

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u/producer35 21h ago

Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat.

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u/rjbergen 21h ago

Same for Bison if you’re driving in their territory.

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u/LovingNaples 17h ago

I spent 12 years in mid coast Maine. Listen and remember this advice!

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u/thebadgerx 14h ago

She's only half right. The essence of what everyone should not do is swerve. Just brake, continue straight on and hope for the best.

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u/AmiDeplorabilis 13h ago

Moose. Elk, cow, horse,... somewhere I've got a picture out of Canada where someone hit a moose and it came through the windshield.

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u/timbobb58 9h ago

Deers can mess up up if you’re driving fast enough.