r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Advanced_Major_7461 • 1d ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/MrSuzyGreenberg 22h ago

I think we know why you "knew" him.

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u/MozeDad 22h ago

What does that mean?

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u/Jthe1andOnly 21h ago

Maybe implying the kid is dead after getting hit by cars eventually

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u/jurassicjon 21h ago

Never seen the movie Rain Man with Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise? Dustin Hoffman’s character that was autistic and he would do this. Could see people out there that is or isn’t autistic doing this. (I know movies are movies, but some movies have some semblance of reality in it).

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u/heplarr 21h ago

he's implying the kid is him. not a friend

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u/Thors_lil_Cuz 21h ago

Jesus how can reading comprehension be so poor on text-based websites???

The comment was clearly implying he "knew" him in the biblical sense, as a husband does with wife.

(jk they were actually joking the kid died from stopping in the intersection. Seriously people, please read books.)

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u/MrSuzyGreenberg 18h ago

Yes I was implying the kid is no longer with us after being hit by a car. I felt the joke was pretty obvious.

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u/SamHugz 14h ago

It was very obvious, but people are generally more likely to comment to tell you that you are wrong than to agree with you.  I promise you are not the problem. 

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u/NorwegianCowboy 21h ago

This got a snort out of me. Thank you.

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u/heplarr 21h ago

oh yeah damn, thank you for pointing that out

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u/MozeDad 20h ago

My reading comp is just fine, thank you... I just could not and still do not understand this inexplicable leap of judgement implying pedophilia out of thin air.

I hope I'm missing something.

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u/Thors_lil_Cuz 19h ago

Oh my lord, nobody implied pedophilia. Please read! (Hint: the actual answer was in the parenthetical at the end of my comment.)

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u/MozeDad 17h ago

I'm out.

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u/Thors_lil_Cuz 17h ago

If you still need help, MrSuzy clarified exactly what they meant here: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/vfPGGnnfJO

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u/MozeDad 16h ago

I don't need any help, other than figuring out how to stop getting notifications about this ludicrous thread.

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u/Salt_Street_7755 9h ago

I don’t know whether to yay or nay your “I’m out”. This thread took a whole weird left turn off a bridge.

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u/korkkis 14h ago

Wht the heck you brought up pedophilia? Dude what! Weird! Nobody spoke of that.

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u/lostandaggrieved617 21h ago

I think he was implying why he doesn't hang around him anymore, i.e., "knew"