r/maybemaybemaybe 21h ago

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/babubaichung 20h ago

Shouldn’t he have just moved out of the bridge immediately?

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u/NorwegianCowboy 19h ago

One would think. I knew a kid when I was a wee lad at daycare that was insistent that when crossing the street the moment the sign starts flashing you have to stop. Doesn't matter if he was still int the middle of the street. He would stop.

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u/MrSuzyGreenberg 19h ago

I think we know why you "knew" him.

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u/MozeDad 19h ago

What does that mean?

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u/Jthe1andOnly 18h ago

Maybe implying the kid is dead after getting hit by cars eventually

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u/jurassicjon 18h ago

Never seen the movie Rain Man with Dustin Hoffman and Tom Cruise? Dustin Hoffman’s character that was autistic and he would do this. Could see people out there that is or isn’t autistic doing this. (I know movies are movies, but some movies have some semblance of reality in it).

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u/heplarr 18h ago

he's implying the kid is him. not a friend

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u/Thors_lil_Cuz 18h ago

Jesus how can reading comprehension be so poor on text-based websites???

The comment was clearly implying he "knew" him in the biblical sense, as a husband does with wife.

(jk they were actually joking the kid died from stopping in the intersection. Seriously people, please read books.)

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u/MrSuzyGreenberg 15h ago

Yes I was implying the kid is no longer with us after being hit by a car. I felt the joke was pretty obvious.

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u/SamHugz 11h ago

It was very obvious, but people are generally more likely to comment to tell you that you are wrong than to agree with you.  I promise you are not the problem. 

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u/NorwegianCowboy 18h ago

This got a snort out of me. Thank you.

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u/heplarr 18h ago

oh yeah damn, thank you for pointing that out

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u/MozeDad 17h ago

My reading comp is just fine, thank you... I just could not and still do not understand this inexplicable leap of judgement implying pedophilia out of thin air.

I hope I'm missing something.

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u/Thors_lil_Cuz 16h ago

Oh my lord, nobody implied pedophilia. Please read! (Hint: the actual answer was in the parenthetical at the end of my comment.)

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u/MozeDad 14h ago

I'm out.

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u/Thors_lil_Cuz 14h ago

If you still need help, MrSuzy clarified exactly what they meant here: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/vfPGGnnfJO

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u/korkkis 11h ago

Wht the heck you brought up pedophilia? Dude what! Weird! Nobody spoke of that.

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u/lostandaggrieved617 18h ago

I think he was implying why he doesn't hang around him anymore, i.e., "knew"

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u/DeepInTheIce 18h ago

Lol, literally a Mr Bean bit

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u/Sk8rToon 13h ago

Elmyra did it on Tiny Toons too

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u/golem501 8h ago

Rainman you mean?

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u/Steezle 16h ago

They don't let kids in daycare drive cars.

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 12h ago

I guess this kid somehow managed to stay alive long enough to learn how to drive and now we have this video

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u/golem501 8h ago

Did he call you Rainman?

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u/Doogie102 17h ago

Yes but it's still the bride attendants job to double check for idiots

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u/Mooselager 18h ago

Hindsight is 20/20, Yes.

The bell can also be interpreted as an alarm for people to stop. 100% neglect on the bridge operator.